My GF wanted me to respond to a thread... UPDATE bottom of P2 - BOTD/Dinner pic

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - My GF wanted me to respond to a thread... UPDATE bottom of P2 - BOTD/Dinner pic (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:13:43 PM EDT

So I'm sitting here at my computer, surfing ARFCOM and drinking a bit, and she saw all the other threads i was reading and saw a lame thread full of fail and asks me why I don't respond......... Well anyways here is my attempt at an anti-thread fail that she wanted me to start....... well anyways she gave me permission to say that she gives

great

mind-blowingly awesome head.

She's in the kitchen right now, making up some bacon. The other thread was so full of fail I had to un-fuck GD
bacon teaser pic...

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:16:20 PM EDT

[#1]

Bacon?

OK, but it's not the pic we are looking for

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:16:42 PM EDT

[#2]

I think this deserves my first....Cool Story Bro!

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:17:01 PM EDT

[#3]

She just said she'll let me post a pic of her if enough people ask

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:18:41 PM EDT

[#4]

asked.

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:19:42 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
asked.

This

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:20:02 PM EDT

[#6]

That miniscule amount doesn't amount to bacon.

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:20:30 PM EDT

[#7]

Is that blury thing in your pic your girlfriend?

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:20:41 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
That miniscule amount doesn't amount to bacon.

It's part of a something much bigger that ends in the word "pie"

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:20:44 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

asked.

Asked.

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:21:59 PM EDT

[#10]

So basically your girlfriend just wants everyone to know she gives great head?
Thats 2 thumbs up, <girlfriend's name>

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:23:04 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
asked.

This

+1

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:23:23 PM EDT

[#12]

NVmnd wrong thread...

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:23:28 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
asked.

Asked.

this...now go get it...

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:24:01 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
asked.

Asked.

Asked!

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:24:13 PM EDT

[#15]

WTF? Bacon for Smurfs?

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:24:15 PM EDT

[#16]

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!! WHY IS THE BACON CUT UP!?!?!?!??!?!

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:24:37 PM EDT

[#17]

Pics of the GF of GTFO!!!!111!!!!1111!!!!!11ONE11!!!!!1

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:24:39 PM EDT

[#18]

asked x 1000

so where are the pics?????????

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:25:03 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

NVmnd wrong thread...

TG is asking too.

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:25:20 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
She just said she'll let me post a pic of her if enough people ask

You will have absolutely no problem getting people to ask here.

pic?

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:25:31 PM EDT

[#21]

She already ate most of the bacon?

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:26:37 PM EDT

[#22]

Ask? WTF you know the rules. The GD is full of fail tonight.

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:26:58 PM EDT

[#23]

have her explain why she thinks she gives great head !

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:00 PM EDT

[#24]

I think you're making bacon bits?

6.5/10. it's a sympathy score.

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:08 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

NVmnd wrong thread...

TG is asking too.

I think you asking was quite enough.

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:37 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
asked.

Asked.

Axed!! It's whats for dinner!!

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:38 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
asked.

Asked.

Asked!

Axed.

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:43 PM EDT

[#28]

Fuck it. Beat by two other people. Damn Hive Mind.

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:28:03 PM EDT

[#29]

May I humbly and politely request a pic of this wonderful and talented woman, so that I may live vicariously through your awesome good fortune?

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:29:33 PM EDT

[#30]

pic or ban! j/k

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:29:37 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
asked.

Asked.

Asked!

Axed.

Demanded.

However, I must point out that you needed to obtain permission before the Range Report portion of your thread. You get only a single BIG RED FAIL

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:30:02 PM EDT

[#32]

So whats the tattoo on her wrist about?

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:30:09 PM EDT

[#33]

That's not a whole lot of bacon.

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:30:40 PM EDT

[#34]

Pics of hot gf or whole slices of bacon!

NOW!

buk

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:32:01 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
So whats the tattoo on her wrist about?

Somebody's been digging....

She asked me to point out the bacon is cut up because she needed bacon fat to sear the beef for dinner tonight.
Pic will come with completed dinner....

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:33:22 PM EDT

[#36]

I'd say that's enough people.

Where's the fucking picture?

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:34:52 PM EDT

[#37]

Picture of girlfriend is a must !!

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:34:53 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
I'd say that's enough people.
Where's the fucking picture?

THIS

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:35:05 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
WTF? Bacon for Smurfs?

I was wondering the same thing about the defective bacon....

To help alleviate some of the FAIL in this thread:

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:36:09 PM EDT

[#40]

As the OP of the other thread, my girl official challenges your girl to a pole sucking contest.

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:37:13 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
As the OP of the other thread, my girl official challenges your girl to a pole sucking contest.

I'll be the judge while you're at work, amigo

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:38:51 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
As the OP of the other thread, my girl official challenges your girl to a pole sucking contest.

Fuck yeah ... pics of that!!!!

buk

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:42:21 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
asked.

This

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:42:49 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
As the OP of the other thread, my girl official challenges your girl to a pole sucking contest.

Fuck yeah ... pics of that!!!!

buk

that's not a spectator sport ! I will offer my expert and unbiased judgement in this matter . the winner will get a chance to win a LaRue upper next month