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Posted: 9/17/2009 1:51:49 PM EST
Me and my GF are sitting here in a bar, eating, and drinking a bit, and she saw all the other threads i was reading written by other people and asked me why i didn't start one myself......... Well anyways here is my attempt at a thread fail that she wanted me to start....... well anyways she gave me permission to say that she gives great head.


~Sestemybe
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:52:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:52:51 PM EST
pics of GF?

Don't you know the rules around here?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:53:01 PM EST
pics or
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:53:02 PM EST
in before the cool story, bro...

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:53:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By Sestemybe:
Me and my GF are sitting here in a bar, eating, and drinking a bit, and she saw all the other threads i was reading written by other people and asked me why i didn't start one myself......... Well anyways here is my attempt at a thread fail that she wanted me to start....... well anyways she gave me permission to say that she gives great head.


~Sestemybe



not sure if serious.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:53:10 PM EST
I agree, she sure does.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:53:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 1:53:24 PM EST by kap_x]
Pics..
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:53:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 1:54:18 PM EST by Chokey]

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:53:30 PM EST
COOL STORY BRO!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:53:43 PM EST
So......what are you guys drinking with dinn............*wait*


She gives what?!!!



Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:53:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By eastTXhunter:
Pics of GF

C'mon, you know the rules.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:53:56 PM EST
Pics or GTFO!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:54:05 PM EST
I like getting head.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:54:38 PM EST
i already pre warned her that there would be a picture request......... ill see if i can riffle one up.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:54:47 PM EST
Pix or FAIL
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:54:50 PM EST
I can't help but notice you're a team member.

And you have a girlfriend.

Do you know of the BOTD section?

You know what to do. She started this.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:54:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By Furyataurus:
Pics or GTFO!!!!!


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:54:56 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:54:58 PM EST
Pics or GTFO
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:55:57 PM EST
Pics for my catalog and does she take it in the pooper?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:56:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By Sestemybe:
Me and my GF are sitting here in a bar, eating, and drinking a bit, and she saw all the other threads i was reading written by other people and asked me why i didn't start one myself......... Well anyways here is my attempt at a thread fail that she wanted me to start....... well anyways she gave me permission to say that she gives great head.


~Sestemybe



So did Henry the 8th! Pics of supposed knob gobbler or you are drunk and lonely at the bar by yourself with one hand down the front of your pants!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:56:28 PM EST
Why are you in a bar and posting on Arfcom?
Don't you two talk to each other?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:56:36 PM EST


Fail. Both of you.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:56:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sestemybe:
Me and my GF are sitting here in a bar, eating, and drinking a bit, and she saw all the other threads i was reading written by other people and asked me why i didn't start one myself......... Well anyways here is my attempt at a thread fail that she wanted me to start....... well anyways she gave me permission to say that she gives great head.


~Sestemybe


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:56:45 PM EST
If you're posting from a bar, it's safe to assume you're using a laptop, most of which now come with cameras.

So, pics, or GTFO.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:56:51 PM EST


"blah blah blah my girlfriend, blab blah blah"


pics or GTFO



Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:57:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 1:58:18 PM EST by Tekka]
Have you considered the possibility that you have scitzophrenia or are dating a heshe?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:57:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
So far, this thread sucks - much like your girlfriend, apparently.


Well, you've drawn the attention of a Mod, OP. Might as well kill your account now.

Post BOTD pics here. Go out with style.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:58:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:


"blah blah blah my girlfriend, blab blah blah"


pics or GTFO







I lol'd

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:58:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
So far, this thread sucks - much like your girlfriend, apparently.







I was going to ask WTF you are doing surfing the net when you have a cutie in front of you, but I'm busy rolling on the floor right now.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:58:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 1:59:10 PM EST by Mazeman]

Originally Posted By ApacheScout:
Why are you in a bar and posting on Arfcom?
Don't you two talk to each other?

I was kind of thinking the same thing.

When you're out for dinner, or drinks, or a date/family outing....... put the cellphones and laptops away!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:58:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 2:01:39 PM EST by Soylent]
Wait, if you're out to a bar to eat and drink that means she isn't performing her duties of sammich making in the kitchen.

FAIL

She has directed you to start a thread, you have complied regardless of the sammich-less nature of your diet.

FAIL

You then make a patently false claim of receiving oral sex even though you have admitted to losing control of the Sammich and Thread Posting Order of The Universe.

FAIL

Edited to emphasize by making it BIG RED FAIL
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:58:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
So far, this thread sucks - much like your girlfriend, apparently.


I'm going to have to agree with this guy.

Make with the pics!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:59:15 PM EST
she gives great head.

I'll be the judge of that.....................
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:59:28 PM EST
To Sestemybe's girlfriend...

You don't want to be reading this thread.

The one you want ot read is the thread he started where he confessed to being gay and asking for advice how to tell his girlfriend.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:00:12 PM EST
pics!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:00:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:00:27 PM EST
She will only do that until you are married.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:00:55 PM EST
Where are the fuckin pics?

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:01:05 PM EST
Pics or get out!!!!

Tell her its the only way.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:01:10 PM EST
on 1
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:01:18 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:01:43 PM EST
tag
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:01:43 PM EST
Pics or GTFO
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:01:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By uglygun:
To Sestemybe's girlfriend...

You don't want to be reading this thread.

The one you want ot read is the thread he started where he confessed to being gay and being better at oral sex than his GF, and asking for advice how to tell his girlfriend.

FIXED
and.....
lolz

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:02:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:02:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By damcv62:
Pics or get out!!!!

Tell her Tits the only way.


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:03:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By bikertrash:
Originally Posted By uglygun:
To Sestemybe's girlfriend...

You don't want to be reading this thread.

The one you want ot read is the thread he started where he confessed to being gay and being better at oral sex than his GF, and asking for advice how to tell his girlfriend.

FIXED
and.....
lolz



Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:03:24 PM EST
My first in on one
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:03:59 PM EST
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