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Posted: 8/12/2005 5:36:10 AM EDT
Pointing and laughing.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:38:09 AM EDT
Strange. She never does that with me.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:38:25 AM EDT
She never did that with me.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:38:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
Strange. She never does that with me.



Damn. Beat me to it.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:39:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Pointing and laughing.



Be like Bob, enzyte the natural male enhancement.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:39:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Q3131A:

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
Strange. She never does that with me.



Damn. Beat me to it.



It was funnier when I said it
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:40:08 AM EDT
Quit giving it to her, make her point and beg
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:41:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:41:34 AM EDT
Give it to her in the shitter.


It will seem plenty big enough then
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:42:19 AM EDT
and that's at your wallet right?

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:42:31 AM EDT
Bang her sister. See if she does it too. If so, it may be hereditary and she therefore can't help it.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:43:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Quit giving it to her, make her point and beg



That is dangerous she might just outsource.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:46:30 AM EDT
what are three words you never want to hear when you are making love???






honey, i'm home
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:59:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 5:59:45 AM EDT by Amicus]


(I just had to add this.)
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:12:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Amicus:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Amicus333/worthless.gif

(I just had to add this.)




NOOOO.............what do you think the picture will be of?



Plus - sounds like he would need to find a telescopic lens
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:31:32 AM EDT
Show her how big your foot is.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:34:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Pointing and laughing.



You know it's a lot harder to come up with a witty response when you do the heavy lifting for us.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 7:45:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Pointing and laughing.



does she say "looks like a penis only smaller"?
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 7:46:15 AM EDT

My GF does two things in bed that I can't stand.


Farting and snoring???
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 7:46:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 7:47:12 AM EDT
Sounds like she has seen a big dick once or twice before
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 7:47:47 AM EDT
You can train them out of that behavior by swatting her with a rolled up newspaper, and saying "NO!" in a loud voice.

It may take a few tries, but with persistence she'll come around.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 7:48:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Bang her sister. See if she does it too. If so, it may be hereditary and she therefore can't help it.



Let her watch while you bang her mom. Get her to scream a few times
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 7:50:20 AM EDT
At least it wasn't "Awwwww! That's cute! Does it come in a man size?"
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 7:50:46 AM EDT
I don't believe it....

Hang on a minute and I'll ask her if its true.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 8:04:26 AM EDT
I think my girlfriend likes it in the ear.

Every time I try to put it in her mouth she turns her head sideways.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 8:06:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Pointing and laughing.

shes not really pointing.....thats the way they come outa the mold from the factory.......

Link Posted: 8/12/2005 8:23:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StykUrHedUp:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Pointing and laughing.

shes not really pointing.....thats the way they come outa the mold from the factory.......






If only they came with remotes
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 8:30:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tequilabob:
what are three words you never want to hear when you are making love???

honey, i'm home



(four words)

Link Posted: 8/12/2005 8:32:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hokie:

Originally Posted By StykUrHedUp:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Pointing and laughing.

shes not really pointing.....thats the way they come outa the mold from the factory.......






If only they came with remotes

wouldnt that be nice?
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 8:40:27 AM EDT
Remotes specifically with a few key buttons:

"Mute"

"Open Sesame"

"Sammich"

"Laundry"

"Clean"

"Yardwork"

and my personal favorite....

"Hail to the King Baby"
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 8:40:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mtchristman:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Pointing and laughing.



Be like Bob, enzyte the natural male enhancement.



Then he'll be stepping large and laughing easy!
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 8:44:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Remotes specifically with a few key buttons:

"Mute"

"Open Sesame"

"Sammich"

"Laundry"

"Clean"

"Yardwork"

and my personal favorite....

"Hail to the King Baby"

LOL!!! you forgot the "Football" button....which basically is a combo button that mutes her, but still allows her to bring beer, sammiches, and do laundry while the game is on.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 8:45:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 8:47:21 AM EDT by bigscrun]
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:32:43 AM EDT
Who cares....It's not there for her pleasure anyway.

"Hey honey...It's all about me bustin a nut and seein what's on cable"

Signed

Kurt "The romantic" Austin
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:41:55 AM EDT
[Revenge of the Nerds]

Gilbert: "I met a girl"
Louis: "GILBERT!!...thats great, whats her name"
Gilbert: "Judy"
Louis: "Judy is a nice name"
Gilbert: "shes a nice girl"
Booger: "Big deal...did you get in her pants"
Gilbert: "shes not that kinda girl Booger"
Booger: "why, does she have a penis?"

[/Revenge of the Nerds]

Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:48:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StykUrHedUp:
[Revenge of the Nerds]

Gilbert: "I met a girl"
Louis: "GILBERT!!...thats great, whats her name"
Gilbert: "Judy"
Louis: "Judy is a nice name"
Gilbert: "shes a nice girl"
Booger: "Big deal...did you get in her pants"
Gilbert: "shes not that kinda girl Booger"
Booger: "why, does she have a penis?"

[/Revenge of the Nerds]






great quote!
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:50:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:02:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 11:03:22 AM EDT by Noname]

[Rodent's Ol'lady] "Hey that looks just like a penis, only smaller..." [/Rodent's Ol'lady]
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:05:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By texashark:
I think my girlfriend likes it in the ear.

Every time I try to put it in her mouth she turns her head sideways.





Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:14:16 AM EDT
the following phrase seems to fit.......

"if i had one more inch i'd be a king, if i had one less, i'd be a queen"
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