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Posted: 10/1/2004 6:54:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 6:56:51 PM EST by bblake00]
So what are the criteria for you to have taken a great poo?

For me is plenty of roughage of some sort before I do the deed. More specifically I like corn or veggies with the same roughage type. It just makes things go easier in the end. No need to strain and bust a vessel in the head or maybe rip the sphincter trying to push through a bus.

You know what I mean. You sit down upon the thrown of the ages and the mud just flows through the pipes with out much effort. Not the flushing of the bowels you get from a bad night of Mexican food, but the gentle flushing of the pipes that takes enough time to finish the sports pages or a chapter or two of your favorite book.

The best part of this is the smell does not offend the rest of the household so that you can sit in peace taking care of dropping the kids of at the pool.

The greatness of taking a GOOD POO.





ETA: Shit for those that do not know POO.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:54:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 6:55:04 PM EST by Alien]
Do you mean crap? Or shit? What is this poo you speak of? Do you mean POON?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:55:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 9:15:04 PM EST by warp_asylum]
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Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:55:54 PM EST
Man, you have wayyyyy too much time on your hands to make a post like this.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:57:54 PM EST
Um ok??

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:59:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 6:59:33 PM EST by Palo_Duro]


You should pal up with wedge. He posted about taking a piss earlier today.

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:59:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By Prefect:
Man, you have wayyyyy too much time on your hands to make a post like this.



I am at work with no one to book. Yes to much time on my hands.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:00:05 PM EST
MREs....,turn me into one Huge of large girth log mill.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:02:38 PM EST
I've got to know...are you one of those that flush several times while seated on the Throne of the Ages? Or are you a water conservator that only flushes once?

from bblake00

No need to strain and bust a vessel in the head

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:04:20 PM EST
Thanks for Sharing this with Us



Originally Posted By bblake00:
So what are the criteria for you to have taken a great poo?

For me is plenty of roughage of some sort before I do the deed. More specifically I like corn or veggies with the same roughage type. It just makes things go easier in the end. No need to strain and bust a vessel in the head or maybe rip the sphincter trying to push through a bus.

You know what I mean. You sit down upon the thrown of the ages and the mud just flows through the pipes with out much effort. Not the flushing of the bowels you get from a bad night of Mexican food, but the gentle flushing of the pipes that takes enough time to finish the sports pages or a chapter or two of your favorite book.

The best part of this is the smell does not offend the rest of the household so that you can sit in peace taking care of dropping the kids of at the pool.

The greatness of taking a GOOD POO.





ETA: Shit for those that do not know POO.

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:04:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By cjklekar:
I've got to know...are you one of those that flush several times while seated on the Throne of the Ages? Or are you a water conservator that only flushes once?

from bblake00

No need to strain and bust a vessel in the head




If I do a flush before I am finished it is because I do not want to clog up the pipes.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:06:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By cjklekar:
I've got to know...are you one of those that flush several times while seated on the Throne of the Ages? Or are you a water conservator that only flushes once?







I flush two or three times. It's a long way to Washington DC.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:08:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By warp_asylum:
This thread is worthless without pics!



PLEASE!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:09:18 PM EST
Beef lots of beef.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:10:42 PM EST
You don't get out much do you? You can call an escort service. Try that first...if a whore won't do you then yeah, your probably a hopeless case and can revert to poo worship.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:10:45 PM EST
My favorite time to take a poop is at work, I feel like I am getting over on the company whenever I take a good 15min.additional break. It brings a smile to my face and a sense of satisfaction that I got paid to shit.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:13:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By booshmaster:
You don't get out much do you? You can call an escort service. Try that first...if a whore won't do you then yeah, your probably a hopeless case and can revert to poo worship.



I AM AT WORK WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO RIGHT NOW. SO BAKC OFF JACK AND SNIFF THE BOWL.

j/k about the caps just another boring night work.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:15:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:15:44 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:17:22 PM EST
A 2-LB. , 6-WIPER, BOWL-STREAKIN' PIPE-CHOKER .
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:19:03 PM EST
Always remember it could be worse ever had food poising, spending 2+ hours of your day on the toilet sucks.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:21:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:

I AM AT WORK WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO RIGHT NOW. SO BAKC OFF JACK AND SNIFF THE BOWL.

j/k about the caps just another boring night work.



Then get to work and quit fantasizing about your fecal excursions!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:24:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By booshmaster:
You don't get out much do you? You can call an escort service. Try that first...if a whore won't do you then yeah, your probably a hopeless case and can revert to poo worship.



I AM AT WORK WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO RIGHT NOW. SO BAKC OFF JACK AND SNIFF THE BOWL.

j/k about the caps just another boring night work.




Im at work with nothing better to do too.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:25:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 7:27:11 PM EST by fight4yourrights]
Oh, why do we go here.................

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 7:29:35 PM EST
It must be the Shitty Threads


Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Oh, why do we go here.................

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