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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 12/24/2005 12:04:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/24/2005 12:06:47 PM EST by superdav]
Politically Correct Holiday Greetings

For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
or secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the
only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without
regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these
terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void
where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of
good tidings for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.


For My Republican Friends:

Here's wishing all of you a

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you!


Norad Santa link for your kids
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 12:07:03 PM EST
now that took some effort, nice point though
Link Posted: 12/25/2005 7:46:52 AM EST
Got that in an email yesterday
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