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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:53:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/28/2010 1:27:48 PM EDT by revrat]
Mike Thompson.

Fucking douchebag.

I got a mailer from his campaign yesterday. I read it and thought I was reading a flyer for a conservative candidate for a minute. I saw the back of it first, and it had a photo of a credit card being cut in half by a pair of scissors, and said something to the effect of "It's time to cut up the govt's credit card". I turned it over, and saw it was from the Thompson campaign. I damn near fell over laughing. That assrocket has voted for everything he could to get deeper into my pocket.

He has the nerve to come out and tell me that "Hey, everybody loves me!", and lists some names of local pols in my county and some well known "business" people in the county(like the guy who runs illegals up here to work for him till they can't anymore and then abandons them to fall into our welfare system, which he has taught them very well how to manipiulate). Well, thanks Mike for expanding the list of names and businesses who I now know to not patronize.

This Mike Thompson is the same cocksucker who vacationed over to Baghdad prior to the war to "see for himself if there were WMD present". He went on a sight seeing trip guided by Iraqi govt assclowns and he and his travelling companions(two other congressmen whose names escape me now) determined all by themselves that all was peachy. He hates America and our Constitution, and he proves it to me every time Nancy Pelosi pulls his string and tells him to vote her way, and against the will of his constituents. He voted for Bush's bailout money after we told him not to. He voted for Obama's bailout money after we told him not to. He voted for the healthcare abomination after we told him not to. Banking reform? Yup, that too .He will no doubt vote for cap and trade if it ever gets to the floor, and we are telling him not to. He has voted for every spending measure to come to the floor that I have ever taken note of, and now, NOW, NOW, that fuckstick claims to want to "cut up the govt card"!

Fuck you Mikey! Fuck you right in your ugly, fucking neck. I hope you have the fucking balls to come here to my town(I have never seen an announced visit, because he's too much of a pussy to face us live and in person) and hold a live town hall meeting. Not the pre-screened teleconference you held for a few minutes at a time that was inconvenient for anyone that cares enough to chew your ass out like you held last time. You stinking festering cunt nugget. I can't wait for the day that you get voted out of office. I know you are somehow safe this time around, and that you have tons of money backing you, but your day is coming, you fuckstain. The time will come when you do get fired for you vast amounts of asshattery, and I hope it hurts you so badly on a personal level that you fucking crack. I hope you have dreams of Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin dancing on the grave of the corpse of your shrivelled, pathetic, un-American, socialist, and tragic(to the citizenry) political career. And the stranger dancing with them that you won't recognize? That will be me. I hope the end of your career, and party hurts. I hope you then come to realize that you have shit all over the oath you took, and I hope you feel remorse for abandonning the Constitution and your constituents, although I don't expect you will.

Rot in Hell, Mike Thompson.


Edit to paragraph-ize for those who can't read "rant Engrish".
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 11:55:30 AM EDT
Wall o' words.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 11:57:49 AM EDT
One of the far left lib-tards to the south stated that she worked to cut govt debt. 100% bullshit. The sad part is there are people that will believe that.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 12:01:10 PM EDT
Well done. 9.8/10. I'd have used "butt nugget" rather than "cunt nugget," but that's a matter of personal taste and did not affect your score.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 12:03:33 PM EDT
Paragraphs, mofo, do you write them?
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 12:07:04 PM EDT
You think you have it bad?...

I am voting for a GREEN candidate over my current State Representative!!

Oh and against Maxine Waters...

Damn gerrymandered districts!

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 12:09:40 PM EDT
Paragraphs, use them.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 12:11:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/28/2010 12:11:44 PM EDT by TrojanMan]
Suddenly, my vote against Steny Hoyer seems meager in comparison.

Barbara Boxer AND Maxine Waters? Damn, dude, I'm sorry.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 12:16:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Eric_Mayer:
You think you have it bad?...


I am voting for a GREEN candidate over my current State Representative!!

Oh and against Maxine Waters...

Damn gerrymandered districts!

WTF is a Gang Interventionists,,,Fucking CA

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 12:18:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LuvBUSHmaster:
Paragraphs, use them.

This....Then I'll read it.

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 12:36:27 PM EDT
With no paragraphs it was tough to read....but worth it. Nice rant.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 12:42:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LuvBUSHmaster:
Paragraphs, use them.

Reading ability. Find some.

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:38:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Eric_Mayer:
Damn gerrymandered districts!

No kidding. My district stretches from Napa, where most of Thompsons voters live, all the way up to the Oregon border along the coast. It's mostly a conservative district once you get away from Napa, and a few liberal enclaves along the coast. That's just enough to keep his worthless ass in office. Gerrymandering at it's finest. California has it down to a science. Look at these districts:3, 18-22, and 51. It's absolutely criminal what the gerrymanderers get away with.

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