My AR is so much cheaper than my girlfriend

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - My AR is so much cheaper than my girlfriend

Posted: 3/11/2006 2:38:30 AM EDT

OK, so it's been about two months now since I stopped shelling out $$$ on my gf, taking her out, partying, blah blah blah.

Since then, I've bought:

MI FF handguard
CQD VFG
MI rail sling mount
MI SP sling mount
Gladius
DD light mount
LaRue light mount (just ordered, came out a week after I ordered DD mount)
20 30 USGI mags w/grey magpuls
MIAD grip
LaRue Eotech mount
Blue Gear sling (1,2.3 pt kind, I put it on once, hated it, took it off)
Multicam BDU's
Converse Desert Tacs

And I still have more money now than I did when I was spending it on her. And I'm still getting the same quality sex. Hmmmmm, think I've learned something here.

Posted: 3/11/2006 3:16:57 AM EDT

[#1]

now you have arrived. you shouldn't need to spend much money to impress someone. i was guilty of that for a long time, then i smartened up.

Posted: 3/11/2006 3:18:53 AM EDT

[#2]

Well, was married for 10 yrs, had the same problem.

Posted: 3/11/2006 3:27:29 AM EDT

[#3]

How's that old saying go " this is for fighting this is for fun"

Posted: 3/11/2006 3:46:30 AM EDT

[#4]

So, now you're having sex with someone you LIKE?

Posted: 3/11/2006 6:09:55 AM EDT

[#5]

What's the name of this rifle, Private?

Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girls name.

Because this is the only pussy you are going to get!

Your days of finger banging... old Mary Jane Rottencrotch... through her pretty pink panties...

ARE OVER!

You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood.

AND YOU WILL BE FAITHFUL!

Posted: 3/11/2006 6:18:59 AM EDT

[#6]

How AR's are like women, you commit to them and spend money on them and they just get fat!, er, I mean, heavy.

How much does your AR weigh now?

Posted: 3/11/2006 6:22:51 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
How AR's are like women, you commit to them and spend money on them and they just get fat!, er, I mean, heavy.

How much does your AR weigh now?

I have noticed that my bitch has been putting on weight too.

Posted: 3/11/2006 6:30:23 AM EDT

[#8]

Your rifle only gets as fat as you want her to be.

Kharn

Posted: 3/11/2006 6:32:30 AM EDT

[#9]

So you penis fits in the barrel of a .223?

ETA Talk about residue from corrosive ammo!

Posted: 3/11/2006 8:14:36 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
So you penis fits in the barrel of a .223?

ETA Talk about residue from corrosive ammo!

Nothing a little Sweet's 7.62 can't clear right up. That stuff will clean anything, even that type of...fouling.

Posted: 3/11/2006 8:16:04 PM EDT

[#11]

now all i need to do is figure out a way to afford an M1A

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - My AR is so much cheaper than my girlfriend

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