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Posted: 8/6/2005 3:33:28 AM EDT
Have you had a Mecca Cola today?

Coming to a neighborhood near you
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:35:24 AM EDT
Wonder how long till the real thing sues the hell outta them?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:35:53 AM EDT
They are gonna love my McChristian ass if they ever put on in my area.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:36:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
They are gonna love my McChristian ass if they ever put on in my area.

Sgat1r5




HAHAHAH!!! McChristian... Thats some damn fine funny Sgt....
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:41:52 AM EDT
In France, how apropos.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:43:32 AM EDT
On the bright side, I checked the menu, no McRib.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:46:16 AM EDT
Yet somehow the frenchies always get their panties in a bunch because they think their society is being overwhelmed by American culture ; our films, tv, fast food, etc. When will these fucktards WAKE UP and notice their real problem?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:13:09 AM EDT
Seems like a great idea.
After a year or so, start poisoning the food.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:29:17 AM EDT
Wouldn't this be catering to the decadent and oppressive west?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:30:09 AM EDT
I think its a great idea to put 'em up here. Mix in PORK products in the meats they eat as the franchise expands, they'll never know. After 10 million beugers are served, let 'em off the hook and watch the f*ckers freak out.

Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:32:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
On the bright side, I checked the menu, no McRib.


Probably one of the only things I can agree with the Muslims on - that shit is NASTY.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 5:18:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 5:19:54 AM EDT
It's no McDougals
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 5:41:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WooDy_the_infidel:
Have you had a Mecca Cola today?

Coming to a neighborhood near you


Would you like a belt of explosives with those fries, sir?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 5:44:03 AM EDT
At the end of the day they're the morons walking around with a potato sack over their head.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 5:55:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 6:12:07 AM EDT
Can I get a bacon double cheeseburger?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 6:32:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:
Can I get a bacon double cheeseburger?



oohhhhhh.. You sooo bad...
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 6:37:07 AM EDT
halal; copycat kosher
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 6:38:06 AM EDT
here if u piss em off they will spit in ur food
there u might find a little C-4
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 6:42:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 6:43:04 AM EDT by sq40]
HOLLY COW!! Look what comes in the Jihad Meal!




http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5843441/
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 6:46:41 AM EDT
I can't wait to wear my Infidel t-shirt into one of those
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 6:53:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 6:58:43 AM EDT
Other that possibly infringing on BK's trademark, what's the big deal? Same as a Jewish Deli that serves just kosher food. Damn, there are some racists in here.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 8:43:03 AM EDT
So? I grew up in SE Asia. There's a lot of muslims there. All the fast food chains you recognize from the US are halal. They taste exactly the same as they do here.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 8:44:03 AM EDT
Pulled Pork Burgers!
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 8:53:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kroagnon:

Originally Posted By WooDy_the_infidel:
Have you had a Mecca Cola today?

Coming to a neighborhood near you


Would you like a belt of explosives with those fries, sir?



Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:05:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
Other that possibly infringing on BK's trademark, what's the big deal? Same as a Jewish Deli that serves just kosher food. Damn, there are some racists in here.



Yep, count me in the majority.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:35:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sq40:
HOLLY COW!! Look what comes in the Jihad Meal!


msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040827/040827_miami_vmed_2p.widec.jpg

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5843441/



I forgot about that thing.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:41:21 PM EDT
Would it be a CoC violation for me to hope all the RoP'er's get a really good case of E. Coli and kick it?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:43:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
They are gonna love my McChristian ass if they ever put on in my area.

Sgat1r5





Gonna stop by wearing your "Infidel" shirt?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:45:28 PM EDT
Would you like a Sheikh with that sir?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:47:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 7:51:31 PM EDT by KlubMarcus]

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja: So? I grew up in SE Asia. There's a lot of muslims there. All the fast food chains you recognize from the US are halal. They taste exactly the same as they do here.
Kosher and Halal are like a religious USDA. The big difference is that it's not taxpayer funded and they require a lot less paperwork! A member of their respective religious orders examines the food prep/delivery process and makes sure you're up to religious standards. So the food should be safer to eat. It doesn't matter if you run a corner deli or a corporate franchise. You can be kosher/halal "certified" or buy from suppliers who are.

Coca-Cola should sue the Mecca-Cola punks. They'd win. Otherwise, they can do some sort of franchise fee for the use the designs. BTW, I went to a restauranty area with a ton of "Halal" joints and I think half of 'em were run by Hindus from India in partnership with Muslims from Pakistan. What a country!®
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:56:40 PM EDT
Doesnt bother me one bit...
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 8:08:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
Other that possibly infringing on BK's trademark, what's the big deal? Same as a Jewish Deli that serves just kosher food. Damn, there are some racists in here.




Did it take you four years to figure that out?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 8:21:55 PM EDT
The "unhappy" meals should come with an empty sand bag and extra large zip ties so the kids can get used to their future life.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 8:42:58 PM EDT
Switch out everything for pork products and tell them it's beef.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:38:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 9:38:48 PM EDT by luger355]
praise allah and welcome to beurger king how may i help you.

yes id like one durka durka combo and please balalalalalala it.


Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:41:08 PM EDT
I wonder if any Irish Catholic terrorists will attack those restaurants. I heard that several US-brand fast-food franchises, which are ironically owned by Muslim locals, were attacked and the employees forced to flee.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:47:09 PM EDT
So does the Happy Meal explode and kill every kid in a 10 foot radius?
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 12:13:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
So does the Happy Meal explode and kill every kid in a 10 foot radius?




[Arab accent] "Oh no sirr, dat is da Taliban happy meal you will be wanting!" "It comes with a free 7 once block of SIMTEX and a detonator!" [Arab accent]


Thank you...come again!
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:00:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Would you like a Sheikh with that sir?




that was a good one
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 6:16:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/7/2005 6:21:28 AM EDT by JoeWang]
Instead of the PlayPlace, do they carry out ritual beheadings at noon and sundown? How does COQ ROQ get translated over there?
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 7:15:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stove_Pipe:
The "unhappy" meals should come with an empty sand bag and extra large zip ties so the kids can get used to their future life.




Wrong but funny...

Link Posted: 8/7/2005 7:28:48 AM EDT

"Both Muslims and other people feel at ease here," Talbi said. "Maybe this kind of place will help to correct the bad image of Muslims and tell the world to stop talking nonsense about us."


I was thinking that if they would just stop all of the suicide bombers, it would go a lot further than a halal meal...

Maybe it's just me.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 7:42:42 AM EDT
I got there secret sauce right here.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 8:10:30 AM EDT
The Muslim world is too ignorant to recognize the irony of emulating Western institutions while encouraging a culture trained to hate, hold on, Western institutions.

I notice that they still want to send their future science terrorists and teacher terrorists abroad for Western educations. Personally, I would clean every foriegn born professed Muslim out of our public supported universities, even if they are studying art history. Private engineering, medical, and technical schools would be excluded from public research money.
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