Movie/tv quotes you still use today?

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Posted: 12/17/2016 1:24:17 AM EDT

Ones I have tossed out in the last 6 months.

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
You can't handle the truth!!
Lighten up Francis
I'll be back.
Who run bartertown?
Second prize is a set of steak knives.
Bye, Felicia.
You had my curiosity, now you have my attention.

Have you ever had your shit pushed in?

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:27:36 AM EDT

[#1]

Say "what" again.

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:28:01 AM EDT

[#2]

well...... bye

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:28:44 AM EDT

[#3]

Well, ......... bye.

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:29:22 AM EDT

[#4]

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That movie is on right now

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:30:05 AM EDT

[#5]

220. 221. Whatever it takes.

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:30:32 AM EDT

[#6]

"Hey Asshole!"

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:32:31 AM EDT

[#7]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

"You'll shoot your eye out."

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:33:21 AM EDT

[#8]

Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:33:44 AM EDT

[#9]

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"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

"You'll shoot your eye out."

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What movie is that from?

I only know it from GNFR's Civil War.

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:34:01 AM EDT

[#10]

So you're telling me there is a chance.

Unfortunately for my wife and kids I quote something from Dumb and Dumber every day.

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:34:43 AM EDT

[#11]

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What movie is that from?

I only know it from GNFR's Civil War.

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cool hand luke

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:36:08 AM EDT

[#12]

does he look like a bitch?!

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:36:11 AM EDT

[#13]

This one goes to 11

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:37:41 AM EDT

[#14]

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you no stinking badges!"

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:39:30 AM EDT

[#15]

I like you Sully, I kill you last. I lied.

Burning daylight.

A good man has got to know his limitations.

He's dead Jim.

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:39:35 AM EDT

[#16]

Uhm, yeah, I'm just not sure about that.

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:41:38 AM EDT

[#17]

The quarterback is toast!

My God, does that suck! Now I have to kill all of you!

Puttin' on the ritz!!!

I got two pistols. One for each of you!

I know kung fu!

Take only what you need to survive!

Warp speed...now!!

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:42:45 AM EDT

[#18]

"That's the rumor"

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:45:19 AM EDT

[#19]

You mean like flaming?
No, but we are willing to learn.

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:47:23 AM EDT

[#20]

Welcome to the party pal...

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:47:37 AM EDT

[#21]

Shitters full!

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:48:31 AM EDT

[#22]

Obviously you're not a golfer. - Big lebowski
STFU Donnie. - Big Lebowski
I aim to misbehave. - Firefly
How about.....no. - Goldmember
This ams dildos. - Metalocalypse
What did you do!? - Tommy Boy
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. - Airplane
Phrasing! - Archer

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:53:14 AM EDT

[#23]

Your kung fu is weak.
You failed your highness

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:53:24 AM EDT

[#24]

Deserves got nothing to do with it
Well......bye
He should have armed himself
This all has happened before, and it will happen again
Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
Hold onto your butts
We spared no expense
All you're doing, is watching the scenery go by
Welcome to the party, pal
I'd buy that for a dollar

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:57:36 AM EDT

[#25]

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:58:50 AM EDT

[#26]

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Posted: 12/17/2016 1:58:50 AM EDT

[#27]

English muthafucka, do you speak it?!?

Posted: 12/17/2016 1:58:56 AM EDT

[#28]

From the movie North Dallas 40: Good Question.

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:00:04 AM EDT

[#29]

"What business is that of yours?"

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:00:51 AM EDT

[#30]

Excuse you? - Fletch

As far as you know - Fletch

Blow it out your ass, Howard. - Blazing Saddles

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:03:13 AM EDT

[#31]

Pretty, please, with sugar on top, clean the ducking xXxX

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:04:00 AM EDT

[#32]

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:04:55 AM EDT

[#33]

"Here's to plain speaking and clear understanding" - Maltese Falcon (a favorite toast of mine)

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:07:02 AM EDT

[#34]

Cool Hand Luke (1967) - The Captain's speech " What we've got here is failure to communicate"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=452XjnaHr1A

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:07:50 AM EDT

[#35]

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Posted: 12/17/2016 2:08:43 AM EDT

[#36]

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A favorite of the boss.

However due to the mandela affect it is "We are gonna need a bigger boat."

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:11:04 AM EDT

[#37]

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220. 221. Whatever it takes.

Wanna beer?

Scotch?

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:12:08 AM EDT

[#38]

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Another one from Jaws,

Here's to swimming with bowlegged women. Quint's toast.

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:14:47 AM EDT

[#39]

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I use this one a lot.

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:17:02 AM EDT

[#40]

"Ugh, you just spit on my cock! Where did you learn to do that?" -Debbie Does Dallas (The Revenge)

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:29:01 AM EDT

[#41]

I aim to miss behave.
Winter is coming.

The best reaction came from my Nephew. Last year at Thanksgiving dinner my Nephew started telling everyone how great Firefly was.
I looked over at him and said.

Listen, you don’t know me, son, so I’m gonna say this once: if I ever kill you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed.

His jaw hit the floor. He was literally speechless. I bought him the complete series and movie DVD's fro Christmas.

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:30:45 AM EDT

[#42]

"So let it be written, so let it be done!"

"I might get killed today but it won't be for a lack of shooting."

"I can't do that, Dave."

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:34:28 AM EDT

[#43]

I'm your huckleberry.

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:44:43 AM EDT

[#44]

"Some poop came out!"

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:48:37 AM EDT

[#45]

You keep on using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Ain't no such thing as normal life Wyatt, there's just life.

Can't rain all the time.

Posted: 12/17/2016 2:52:09 AM EDT

[#46]

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Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

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I could stand to hear a bit more.
I'll be in my bunk.

Posted: 12/17/2016 3:03:55 AM EDT

[#47]

"Christ Almighty, it's like I'm sittin' here playin' cards with my brother's kids or something."

"Why darlin'...you're not wearin' a bustle. How lude."