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Posted: 5/20/2002 5:05:54 PM EST
What are some of your favorite movie lines? My all-time favorite is from "Full Metal Jacket." It goes:

Pvt. Joker: "How can you shoot innocent women and children?"

M60 Door Gunner: "It's easy, you just don't lead 'em as much!"
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 5:14:49 PM EST
"in My jungle,  you're just another asshole"

Walken......"Dogs Of War"


Link Posted: 5/20/2002 5:16:08 PM EST
Just about every line in Aliens.
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 5:17:46 PM EST
Sniper_Wolfe:  That was exactly what I was thinking when I read the topic title.

Link Posted: 5/20/2002 5:24:08 PM EST
" if you were any other man...i would KILL you where you stand"  Star Trek First contact

"badges...?  badges...?  we dont need no stinkin badges"

"go ahead make my day"

"today is a good day to die"  yet another star trek.

"dont try to be a great man,...just be a man, and let history decide."
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"Son, you've got a panty on your head."---

'Raising Arizona'

There are a few from 'The Outlaw Josey Wales' I just can't remember them.

Link Posted: 5/20/2002 5:32:10 PM EST
[size=3][b]All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.[/b][/size=3]

AR translation:

All single fire and no rapid fire makes ilikelegs pissed off.
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So true...
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 5:33:20 PM EST
Braveheart when the two armies are standing across from each other on the battlefield.

Amish: What ya goin to do now?

William Wallace: I'm goin ta pick a fight.

Amish: Well we didn't get dressed up for nothin.[%(]
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 5:43:38 PM EST
"Say hello to my little friend!!" -Al Pacino  -Scarface.

Link Posted: 5/20/2002 5:54:00 PM EST
[battle sounds]
[Black Knight defeats another knight in a bloody battle as Arthur watches]

ARTHUR:You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot.
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.

BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.


BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.

ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.

BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.

ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!

BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.

ARTHUR: So be it!


[parry thrust]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off after a short battle]

ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.

ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!

BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.

ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?

BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.

ARTHUR: You liar!

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!


[parry thrust]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-

[Black Knight kicks Arthur in the head while he is praying]

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.


BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!

ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?

ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.



BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.

[Headbutts Arthur in the chest]

ARTHUR: Look, stop that.

BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!

ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! [whop]

BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!

ARTHUR: You'll what?

BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!

ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!

ARTHUR: You're a loony.

BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.


[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.

ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away, 'eh? ... You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you.... I'll bite your legs off!
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 5:59:35 PM EST
Here's another:

ARTHUR: Halt! Hello! Hello!

GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis?

ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Who's castle is this?

GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard!

ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.

GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see?


GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!

ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?

GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already got one)

ARTHUR: Well, um, can we come up and have a look?

GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a!

ARTHUR: Well, what are you then?

GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!

GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?

GUARD: Mind your own business!

ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!

GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! ---Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt!

GALAHAD: What a strange person.

ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!

GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!...... I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.

GUARD: Fetche lavache!

GUARD: Quoi?

GUARD: Fetche lavache!


ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall-- [twang] [moooooooooooooooooooooooooo] Jesus Christ! Right! Charge!

ALL: Charge!

[Knights charge]

GUARD: Ah, this one is for your mother!


ALL: Run away!
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 6:08:55 PM EST
Get a good nights sleep boy, I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

-Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride.
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 6:15:30 PM EST
[i]"Who da hell does all the work in bed"[/i]
Andrew Dice Clay
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 6:58:00 PM EST
"I've got something in my pocket that will clear that bruise on your forehead right up."

"What bruise?"


The Glimmer Man

"I grounded you Grafton"

"I am grounded sir"

Flight of the Intruder
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 7:05:39 PM EST
Go back to sleep, nobody's landed.

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So many to choose!
Here's one just off the top of my head...

From "City Slickers":

Billy Crystal - "Hi Curly, you kill anyone today?"

Jack Palance (Curly) - "Day ain't over yet."

Link Posted: 5/20/2002 7:23:41 PM EST
"this is MY BOOMSTICK!"
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 7:27:07 PM EST
"GET THAT FETUS OFF MY SHIP!" - Richard Harris, Orca
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 7:29:38 PM EST
"this is MY BOOMSTICK!"
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yeah, you could pick a bunch of lines from army of darkness
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 7:49:37 PM EST

No, Sir. That's 3.
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 8:02:11 PM EST
If I were human, I believe my response would be "Go To Hell".
If I were human.
Spock, in Star Trek VI
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"Humans are illogical"
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 8:07:41 PM EST
"Son, you've got a panty on your head."---

'Raising Arizona'

There are a few from 'The Outlaw Josey Wales' I just can't remember them.

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"You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?" -OJW
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 8:31:30 PM EST
 One of my faves-

"Someimes, Dolores, an accident can be an unhappy woman's best friend."  

Probably not the exact wording but close.
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 9:22:20 PM EST
"They're coming to get you Barbara."

"It is the order of the OED, by command of the federal government, the President of the United States, citizens may no longer occupy private residences no matter how safely protected or well stocked."

"What are we supposed to do? Teach them tricks?"
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 9:36:35 PM EST
"Did you see the size of that Chicken!?!"  Young Guns

Aviator  [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 9:56:21 PM EST
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Link Posted: 5/20/2002 10:10:09 PM EST
"No, I ain't gonna choot choo, man. I ain't gonna choot choo.

Manny, choot this piece of chit!"
Tony Montana, "Scarface"

"We made a deal. She'd stop hookin' if I stopped shootin' people. Maybe we were aiming high."
Porter, "Payback"

"She's got a GREAT ASS! And you've got your head all the way up it!"
Lt. Vincent Hanna, "Heat"

Pretty much every word out of George C. Scott's mouth.

"Boat drinks."
Jimmy the Saint, "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead"

"You've got too much faith in people."
"How can you kidnap someone without it?"
Parker and Longbaugh, "The Way of the Gun"

"Let's go."
Pike, "The Wild Bunch"

"Solving problems isn't our line."
"We deal in lead, friend."
Chris and Vin, "The Magnificent Seven"
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 10:22:55 PM EST
Wake up! Time to die.  -Leon, Blade Runner

Game over man! Game over! - Hudson, Aliens

It's too bad she won't live... But then again, who does? - Gaf, Blade Runner
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 10:33:07 PM EST
Wake up! Time to die.  -Leon, Blade Runner
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One of "Jarhead's Top Ten Movies of All Time"

Do you prefer the theatrical release or the director's cut?
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 10:35:05 PM EST
"I crap bigger than you"

City Slickers
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"You can't fight in here!  This is the War Room!!" - Dr. Strangelove

"Then one day I hear 'Reach for it mister!' I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass!" - Blazing Saddles

"It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility." - Real Genius

Link Posted: 5/20/2002 11:03:12 PM EST
"Andrei, We've had a little problem, A little problem with the Bomb Andrei..."

Peter Sellers

Doctor Strange Love or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 11:04:23 PM EST
"Johnny has the keys."

"You be stronger than them, or soon I think, they be stronger than you."

"Rhodes! Open the goddamn door!"
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 11:06:05 PM EST
"Do you want to live forever?" - Conan, "Conan the Barbarian".

"In case you haven't been keeping up with current events, WE JUST GOT OUR ASSES KICKED, man". - Hudson, "Aliens".

"you want some of this, come and get it, you want some too??" Hudson, "Aliens". In between pulse rifle and grenade launcher rounds.

"Sarah Connor?", "I'll be Back". The Terminator, "Terminator".
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 11:21:27 PM EST
"Willard? I passed a sign that said Willard."

"We must stop the killing or lose the war."

"Take their guns! Take all of their guns!"
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 11:32:07 PM EST
"they're coming to get you Barbara"
Night of The Living Dead--1968
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 11:43:04 PM EST
Wake up! Time to die.  -Leon, Blade Runner
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One of "Jarhead's Top Ten Movies of All Time"

Do you prefer the theatrical release or the director's cut?
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Made your top ten, it's my favorite!
I really liked both.  The directors cut was a lot darker, with the allusion to Decker being a replicant.  But I liked the narrative of the theatrical release that gives more detail into what the characters were thinking (Decker, at least).  Rutger Hauer was great, Sean Young was hot, Ridley Scott got the cinematics just right and Vangelis did the best instumental soundtrack I've heard. It kicked ass all around!
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 12:48:32 AM EST
There are a few from 'The Outlaw Josey Wales' I just can't remember them.

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"When we finished, he shook our hands and told us, 'Endeavor to persevere.' We thought about it for a long time, 'endeavor to persevere.' And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union." -- Lone Watie, "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 1:03:57 AM EST
"it it bleeds we can kill it"

arnold in predator
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 9:55:35 AM EST
"Last of the Mohicans"

British Officer:  "You call yourself a patriot and a loyal subject of the King?"

Nathaniel: "I don't call myself subject to much at all."


Major Haywood:  "There is a war on, how is it that you are going west?"

Nathaniel: "Well we walk north, then real sudden like, turn left."


Nathaniel to Cora: "My father, Chingachcook warned me about you people.  He said 'Don't try to understand them, and don't try to make them understand you, for they are a breed apart and make no sense. But I'll make an exception in your case."


Nathaniel to Major Haywood:  "Major, one day you and I are going to have a serious difference of opinion."


A great movie, but miles and miles away from the books.   Most of these great quotes were excised from the Director's Cut DVD, which is a crime.
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 10:50:51 AM EST
"Your village called, they're missing their idiot" Author Unknown

"I feel the need, the need for speed" TopGun

"Doooh!" Homer Simpson
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 10:52:07 AM EST
all you can kiss my rebel dick

Doc holiday said this in the movie Wyatt Erp I cant remember who played him.
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 11:04:46 AM EST
"We need to stick together until this peace craze blows over, son."

Colonel to Pvt Joker after questioning him about the peace sign on his helmet.
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 11:13:51 AM EST
Ah,Ah, I know what your thinkin, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth I've kinda lost track myself in all this excitment, but being this a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question..Do I feel lucky?...Well do ya?... Punk?

-Dirty Harry
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 11:14:38 AM EST
"We need bigger guns!"
         - Split Second (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0105459)

"What did you say, Gunny?"
"I said, Don't give the prick the satisifaction, Sir."
          - Heartbreak Ridge (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0091187)

Actually, about %90 of Heartbreak Ridge is quoteable here :)

"Watches are a confidence trick, invented by the Swiss."
"You move like pregnant yak."
"Chiun, you're amazing."
"No...I am better than that."
         - Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins... (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0089901)

...And again, Remo Williams is another movie just filled with good quotes.
Link Posted: 5/21/2002 11:50:00 AM EST
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Animal House...
Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!


Blues Brothers...
Elwood Blues: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!

A Bronx Tale...
Priest: Don't be afraid, my son. No one is more powerful than God.
Calogero: I don't know about that, father. Your guy may be bigger than my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here.
Priest: Ya got a point.


This is Spinal Tap...
Nigel Tufnel: These go to eleven.
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