guzzler, i was going hypothetical. in 24 years of road racing, i would have killed...oh...let's see...about 288 idiots. MINIMUM!
i don't carry while riding. first of all, i would be way too tempted to "serve and protect" my fellow cyclists from the perils of braindead, rude and obnoxious, cellphone wearing, burger gnawing, unattentive, makeup appling, wacked out drugaholic, cheeseating, redneck drivers in ohio! (did i leave anyone out? lol!)
i would have been in the big house for retaliation...several times a week, if i were armed.
bunghole, SWEET colnago brother! but i hope i'm not seeing shimamo hanging off that fine italian ride! they don't call me CAMPYbob for nuthin'!!! and i hope i'm not staring at clincher tires! naughty on you! the sewup police have been notified!
i have a colnago "profile cx"...indented slx, in sarroni red...and mine sports campy super record and kalashnikov's ak-74! of course, i mounted mine on the cinalli stem for more positive fire control when those carloads of punks think they got away with a mirror brush job! heheh!