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Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:01:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By daytec113:

154 degrees
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Originally Posted By daytec113:
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How's your big ass bird coming along buddy?

154 degrees


Excellent! I want pics of it when it's done!
brownells
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:05:54 PM EST
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Originally Posted By jagdterrier:
Unless she is a down right witch, I bet she feels horrible about it. You should say something nice, like, don't feel bad, it could have happened to anyone.
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My MIL is a good lady. Absolutely crazy, but a good lady. She definitely feels bad about it.

However , the ham was delicious and I told her so
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:06:02 PM EST
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Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:07:17 PM EST
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Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:09:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MBentz:
Send it here. Floor spice never scared me off before.
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Anticovid coating
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:09:39 PM EST
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And we know who's plate is gonna get the first slice.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:11:50 PM EST
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She dropped it in the floor? In? IN the floor?

How does that happen? Anytime I've ever dropped anything it was on the floor. Not in. How heavy was that turkey?
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:12:09 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Zam18th:
OP is slacking. We need a pic of the MIL and of the accident scene. Followed by a MS paint.


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Fixed
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:13:09 PM EST
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Clean it off with Julia Childs filthy cleaning rag.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:13:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DonKey153:



With god as my witness I thought they could fly.
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Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:13:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ML1187:
Sister in law said let’s wash it off and eat… currently a discussion on should we eat it or
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many have a 5 second rule, me, 5 minutes I'm eating it, 5 days depends. I have eaten all sorts of things that nobody else would touch and I love some liver too. I'm doing fine after 60 some years too.

My wise grandma said you have to eat a little dirt now and then. I find that your immune system is much more robust the more you work it.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:14:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Bellows1:
But was everyone there on time?
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started drinking at 9, don't care
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:14:17 PM EST
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Pics of floor turkey or MIL?
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:14:54 PM EST
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Slippery little suckers.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:16:24 PM EST
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How clean was the kitchen floor beforehand?
I would and have eaten things that fell on my kitchen floor but i tend to keep my tile floor very clean, now if it fell on a ragg woll carpet...
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:17:09 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Hydra-shokz:
Slippery little suckers.
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they are kinda heavy, if they shift in the pan, in the floor they go
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:17:13 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ML1187:
So far one brother in law says he’s game to eat it… currently arguing in the kitchen with the gals over it as well

I’m not a huge Turkey guy anyhow so it’s ham for me
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You better come in on the east it side or they're all going to eat your ham.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:17:13 PM EST
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Fucking a man it would be a meltdown of epic proportions if my mother in law dropped the turkey. That would be funny to watch
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:21:09 PM EST
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Pick it up, dust it off, and eat. I do that all the time in my house and everyone is still alive.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:21:54 PM EST
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Looks like it fell off the grill into the yard
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:27:53 PM EST
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Originally Posted By R3L04D:
Fucking a man it would be a meltdown of epic proportions if my mother in law dropped the turkey. That would be funny to watch
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She just came in the living room and said thanks to me and BIL for not having a meltdown unlike the hens in the kitchen

Seriously that ham was good !

Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:33:39 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Spaceboy:
So you're having ground turkey?
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lol
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:36:39 PM EST
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The hausfrau keeps the kitchen floor clean enough to eat off of it; so it is no big deal if the bird takes a bounce.  In my house it wouldn’t even be up for discussion as to whether we are eating the turkey.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:39:48 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ML1187:


She just came in the living room and said thanks to me and BIL for not having a meltdown unlike the hens in the kitchen

Seriously that ham was good !

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Originally Posted By ML1187:
Originally Posted By R3L04D:
Fucking a man it would be a meltdown of epic proportions if my mother in law dropped the turkey. That would be funny to watch


She just came in the living room and said thanks to me and BIL for not having a meltdown unlike the hens in the kitchen

Seriously that ham was good !

So are they eating it or no??

What is this, some kind of safe thread?


Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:40:49 PM EST
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Take the skin off?
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:42:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By motoguzzi:
How clean was the kitchen floor beforehand?
I would and have eaten things that fell on my kitchen floor but i tend to keep my tile floor very clean, now if it fell on a ragg woll carpet...
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Turkey tastes like Lysol?
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:42:38 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 10mmManiac:


Looks like it fell off the grill into the yard
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Maybe
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:43:01 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Gdirty5:
Take the skin off?
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It didn't roll around on the floor did it?...so just give the floor side slice to MIL everyone else should be happy...
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:49:25 PM EST
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I just burned the pumpkin pie, so there’s that.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:49:39 PM EST
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My nephew just dumped an entire cup of hot chocolate into the console of my ‘22 BRZ.

Want to trade? Your turkey will still be in better shape than my car even after an hour of detail cleaning.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:55:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By TheTallest:
She dropped it in the floor? In? IN the floor?

How does that happen? Anytime I've ever dropped anything it was on the floor. Not in. How heavy was that turkey?
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It could have melted straight through the ceramic tile once that 8% "basting" solution they pack them with made contact at nuke temps.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:56:26 PM EST
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Link Posted: 11/24/2022 3:58:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Zam18th:
So are they eating it or no??

What is this, some kind of safe thread?


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Well…. Leftovers are currently being packed up. The turkey hasn’t been touched and still resides in its pan
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:00:36 PM EST
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Ours. The dogs keep trying to get it
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:01:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ML1187:


Well . Leftovers are currently being packed up. The turkey hasn't been touched and still resides in its pan /quote]


Wtf


Would have been eaten in our house.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:22:11 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MBentz:
Send it here. Floor spice never scared me off before.
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This plus the 10 second rule.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:24:06 PM EST
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If you knew what corners were cut to bring that Turkey to the grocery store, the last thing you would be worried about is it being in your kitchen floor.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:26:28 PM EST
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Ours. The dogs keep trying to get it
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My parents have a golden retriever with one foot in the grave.  I've been sneaking him prime rib and turkey for two days.  
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:26:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By d16man:
So the turkey couldn't fly?
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WKRP Turkey Drop "As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly"
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:28:56 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 94TBlazer:
Pic of the MIL?
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It took 29 posts!
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:29:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By d16man:
So the turkey couldn't fly?
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Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:30:13 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ML1187:
Sister in law said let’s wash it off and eat… currently a discussion on should we eat it or
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Imagine some poor African kid overhearing that conversation. He would look at you all like I look at critical race theory people.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:31:35 PM EST
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Did it hit the ground like a sack of wet cement?
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:31:44 PM EST
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Humble brag thread? I ate at McDonald's. 🤷‍♂️
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:33:03 PM EST
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Just clean it off and eat it.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:33:34 PM EST
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slippery li'l devil.  There was a movie where the drunk guy throws the turkey back in the oven
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:48:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ML1187:
Sister in law said let’s wash it off and eat… currently a discussion on should we eat it or
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Your sister in law is a smart lady.  For goodness sake, it's not gonna kill you, unless someone stepped in dog poop than tracked it on the floor.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:49:55 PM EST
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Meh.  Spray it off with the sink sprayer.  Throw it back in the over at 500 for a few minutes covered in butter and whatever season .  The gravy is most important anyways.
Link Posted: 11/24/2022 4:50:20 PM EST
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Eat it.  Don't give the MIL a hard time.  Tell her how good it is.  
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