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Posted: 3/19/2002 1:20:03 PM EDT
OK we know Hillary is a ugly fat ass commie bitch, but is she the most repellent female to ever be married to a President?

My vote is for Eleanor Roosevelt. Not just a disgusting looking pig troll of a female, but a source of many of FDRs liberal bullshit. How much better would the world have been had FDR had better taste in women?

[img]http://www.stg.brown.edu/projects/WWII_Women/RA/NCraig/gifs/Roosevelt/ERScarySM.gif[/img]

Talk about Barney Fife in a wig...

[img]http://www.law.harvard.edu/studorgs/forum/eleanor.jpg[/img]

Fat and ugly, real bad combo...

[img]http://toottoot.com/images/eleanor.gif[/img]

Man in drag?...

[img]http://www.historyplace.com/specials/calendar/docs-pix/eleanor.jpg[/img]

In her prime and still ugly as sin...

[img]http://www.si.edu/opa/researchreports/9996/shelf.gif[/img]

Sporting her new "Buckwheat" hairdo...

[img]http://www.allstarreview.com/eleanorroosevelt.jpg[/img]

Even in HEAVILY airbrushed and dramatically altered promo images she still looks like Prince Charles' secret brother...


In the future, the attractiveness of the first lady should be directly related to the candidacy of any Presidential hopeful. There is a direct link between the selection of a a spouse for life and his decision making capacity. Billy Clinton would bone anything and look at the policy choices he made.

Given the wide range of women willing to marry a politician with a future, anyone who scores a wife who is less than a 7 out of 10 should be disqualified for the higher offices. This will spare us the Hillarys and Nancy Reagans in the future.

Ok who do YOU think was the ugliest first lady in history? Please bring photos as evidence.



Link Posted: 3/19/2002 1:23:40 PM EDT
[#1]
muahahahah h bwwaahahah  - that is some funny stuff there.  Keep up the entertainment!
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 1:31:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Considering all attributes, Hilary is definitely the most repellant!

docmac86
Member vast right-wing conspiracy
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 1:41:24 PM EDT
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Considering all attributes, Hilary is definitely the most repellant!

docmac86
Member vast right-wing conspiracy
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You MUST bring photos to nominate a candidate. Think of it as the ANTI Babe of the Day...

But if you just can't stomach pics of Hillarys fat bread dough ass, you can nominate a BEST LOOKING First Lady. I think Jackie Kennedy would get my vote.

[img]http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-29-Fri-2001/photos/jackie.jpg[/img]

Even with the Mary Tyler Moore do...
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 1:42:32 PM EDT
[#4]
Billary is definitely the most repulsive.  That POS has a snake tongue!!!!  Remmeber the pic RBAD posted with her forked tongue lashing out?

How's about that pic RBAD?

I found it on my HD.  Pic courtesy of RBAD:

[img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid26/pf972510ea0fa7de71b0f43816ac82d56/fddca3fc.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 1:43:16 PM EDT
[#5]
There can be only one...........Hilary!
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 1:47:07 PM EDT
[#6]
I have to say that as soon as I saw the thread title in General Discussions, the first thought in my head was of Eleanor Roosevelt.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 1:50:03 PM EDT
[#7]
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[img]http://www.stg.brown.edu/projects/WWII_Women/RA/NCraig/gifs/Roosevelt/ERScarySM.gif[/img]


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Dude, you got a bad link.  This is clearly a photo of Jimmy Carter.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 2:04:58 PM EDT
[#8]
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Dude, you got a bad link.  This is clearly a photo of Jimmy Carter.
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THAT is the funniest thing I've read all day!
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 2:19:43 PM EDT
[#9]
Roosevelt did have better taste in womenz - he just [u]married[/u] Eleanor!

I have to vote for Hillary, 'cause her idiocy actually had an effect on the country.

Eleanor's liberal BS was basically rejected by the American people.

Back when the American people had good sense!

Eric The(Ancient)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 2:33:35 PM EDT
[#10]
Bahhahahahahahahaha...ohhhhh gut hurts

[img]http://www.si.edu/opa/researchreports/9996/shelf.gif[/img]
Butt ass ugly skank, how about waking up to this creature.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 2:35:15 PM EDT
[#11]
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Eleanor's liberal BS was basically rejected by the American people.

Back when the American people had good sense!

Eric The(Ancient)Hun[>]:)]
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Eric, FDR and his policies that DID pas started us down the raod to socialism. FDR, and Elenors influence, laid the ground work for the general acceptance of Hillary by idiots generations later.

I would have "thought" you would be more knowledgable about FDR and his policies.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 2:45:19 PM EDT
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[img]http://www.stg.brown.edu/projects/WWII_Women/RA/NCraig/gifs/Roosevelt/ERScarySM.gif[/img]

Dude, you got a bad link.  This is clearly a photo of Jimmy Carter.
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[img]http://www.cia.gov/csi/monograph/firstln/955pres42.gif[/img]

[img]http://www.columbia.edu/cu/jester/knotts/young_knotts.gif[/img]

YOU decide.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 3:33:46 PM EDT
[#13]
Hitlary gets my vote as the most repugnant bitch on earth but running a close second is a alien slut who's mug could run Chuckie out of a child's room...Roslyn Carter.  Ugly is a welcomed complement to her. And did you ever see the Carter offspring or whatever the hell you call such a leftist semi-female freak?
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 3:35:53 PM EDT
[#14]
Gotta go with Elanor! Damn! Barney looks almost do-able compared to her!!

As for their socialist tendencies, she and Hillary are alarmingly similar in attitude as well as negative impact. Didn't Hillary used to say she talked to Elanor's ghost in the White House? Maybe that was no ghost - just a ghoul.


Edited because the pics on this page made me forget all the grammer I ever learned!!
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 4:49:24 PM EDT
[#15]
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[img]http://www.stg.brown.edu/projects/WWII_Women/RA/NCraig/gifs/Roosevelt/ERScarySM.gif[/img]
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That's not a first lady.  That's a man, man.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 6:22:20 PM EDT
[#16]
Eleanor was a fugly pinko, but at least she could shoot:

[img]http://history1900s.about.com/library/graphics/fdr122.gif[/img]

I bet you'll never see Senator Rodham-Palpatine-Clinton in [i]that[/i] pose. [;)]
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 6:46:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/19/2002 6:56:02 PM EDT
[#18]
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I bet you'll never see Senator Rodham-Palpatine-Clinton in [i]that[/i] pose. [;)]
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Uh, Vince Foster did.  
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D'oh!!! [xx(]
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 6:56:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Pat Nixon and Betty Ford were a couple of real beautes too! Something about a sloppy drunk old bag that I find udder repulsification.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 7:07:16 PM EDT
[#20]
That is the funniest strand of posts I have read in ages.  Eleanor gets my vote, but Janet Reno, while not a first lady, takes top billing as the ugliest drag queen in politics!
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 7:32:02 PM EDT
[#21]
[img]http://www.si.edu/opa/researchreports/9996/shelf.gif[/img]

You know, I never believed in evolution, but damn if y'all don't present a convincing argument!

That being said, Hillary (The Bitch Queen from Hell) Klinton still gets my vote.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 7:42:40 PM EDT
[#22]
Even in HEAVILY airbrushed and dramatically altered promo images she still looks like Prince Charles' secret brother...
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For a split second I thought this said PORNO images instead of PROMO images and I almost hurled at the thought.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 7:47:50 PM EDT
[#23]
Steyr is right.  Jackie O was the best one I can remember.

In fact, can anyone point to another that was better than a 3??
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 8:13:27 PM EDT
[#24]
In the interest of public decency, shouldn't this thread be locked?   I mean, this is a family place, and for the children, we should not be subjecting innocent young eyes to the horror, the horror.  

Myself, I had to step away from the monitor a while, myself.  If it hadn't been for the shot of Jackie, the damage might have been permanent.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 9:20:50 PM EDT
[#25]
meshuggah -

Laura Bush is awfully nice looking!
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 10:09:12 PM EDT
[#26]
Bear in mind that plastic surgery was just in its infancy back in FDR's day...Hillary, on the other hand, has no excuse...

[img]http://community.webshots.com/rz/r1/6/78/7/21767807KAqrvmgJIT_ph.jpg[/img]
[img]http://community.webshots.com/rz/r1/2/28/98/26022898DFlZkPjbzo_ph.jpg[/img]
[img]http://community.webshots.com/rz/r1/2/30/61/26023061vmouTCTOAA_ph.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 10:11:55 PM EDT
[#27]
Actually, Dolley Madison and Grace Coolidge look pretty good, too.  Well, not NOW.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 10:18:29 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 10:36:05 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Dude, you got a bad link.  This is clearly a photo of Jimmy Carter.
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((Picture of Jimmy Carter))
vs.
((Picture of Don Knotts))

YOU decide.
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After a multi-million dollar investment, I've made a substantial finding using a top government imaging software.  After days of number crunching, the program has finally come up with this result:

[img]www.auburn.edu/~littlcb/ER.jpg[/img]

It appears both you gentlemen are correct in your findings.  Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to be the first to announce Eleanor Roosevelt as...the lovechild of former President Jimmy Carter and famous actor Don Knotts.

I will address all pertinent questions in the upcoming press conference.  Thank you.
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