PITTSBURGH, UNITED STATES: Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry raises his hand as he delivers a speech at Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, PA 20 October 2004. AFP PHOTO / HECTOR MATA (Photo credit should read HECTOR MATA/AFP/Getty Images)
Maybe we should stop calling him "Lurch" and start calling him "Thing" PITTSBURGH, PA - OCTOBER 20: Teresa Heinz Kerry laughs as her husband, democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator John Kerry (D-MA), speaks during a rally at Carnegie-Mellon University October 20, 2004 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Kerry is campaigning in Iowa and Pennsylvania today. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)
PITTSBURGH, PA - OCTOBER 20: Teresa Heinz Kerry listens as her husband, democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator John Kerry (D-MA), speaks during a rally at Carnegie-Mellon University October 20, 2004 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Kerry is campaigning in Iowa and Pennsylvania today. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)