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Posted: 9/29/2004 7:28:20 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:31:44 AM EST
Dood... If my limo driver brought a friend with him he would be SOOO fired!



Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:32:28 AM EST
Sometimes staying faithful is a lot of hard work.

HS1
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:32:58 AM EST

If your buddy ever needs someone else to ride shotgun with him, I'm only like 300 miles away.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:33:53 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:35:03 AM EST
Wormer... he's a dead man
Marmalard... dead!
Neidermeyer... DEAD!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:35:24 AM EST
I hope your wife does not read the boards.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:36:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:38:01 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:38:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By HighStrung1:
Sometimes staying faithful is a lot of hard work.

HS1



+1

None of the hot women flirted with me till I had the ball and chain. Cursed spawn of satan they is!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:38:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By WaWaTuSi:
Dood... If my limo driver brought a friend with him he would be SOOO fired!







dood read it again, his buddy owns the limo company
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:40:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:42:49 AM EST
Dude don't hate me!

I was just having a good time.

I keep the mistress around to help out the old lady with cleaning my huge house on the water.

I'm just looking out for her.

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:43:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 7:43:44 AM EST by Leisure_Shoot]

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I hope your wife does not read the boards.




I already told her.

Still working on Phase Two (Operation Get Wife To Private Swing Club).

I'm encountering some resistance
.



heh, heh.

That's funny.
I don't care who ya are.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:46:21 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:48:24 AM EST
What's a Limo? I heard about them, but never seen one.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:42:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:47:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I hope your wife does not read the boards.




I already told her.

Still working on Phase Two (Operation Get Wife To Private Swing Club).

I'm encountering some resistance.



That may be because she respects the marriage and remembers her vows. Swingers are losers. If you can't have sex with the woman you married for the rest of your life then a divorce is in order.
Swinging is cheating no matter how they try to label it.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:00:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:03:14 PM EST
Whats the big deal?


AFter 15 minutes you would be done and spent anyways...



SGat1r5
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:04:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I hope your wife does not read the boards.




I already told her.

Still working on Phase Two (Operation Get Wife To Private Swing Club).

I'm encountering some resistance.



That may be because she respects the marriage and remembers her vows. Swingers are losers. If you can't have sex with the woman you married for the rest of your life then a divorce is in order.
Swinging is cheating no matter how they try to label it.

geez. keep your party pooping comments to yourself
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:05:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Swingers are losers



So are bible thumping moralist who think that their way of life is superior to everyone else's
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:06:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Guns_N_Shizzle:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Swingers are losers



So are bible thumping moralist who think that their way of life is superior to everyone else's




Swingers are losers +2.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:08:24 PM EST
swingers > religious right
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:11:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 1:12:22 PM EST by cobra-ak]
I would not mind being with and doing 2 chicks but I could not be married and have a mistress on the side and they both know about it. Both of those women are typical Florida freeloaders and probably high maintenance, way too high for me. I live in south Florida but I get laid outside this country. The Dominican Republic, Venenzuela, and Brazil have awesome women who absolutely adore gringos for short term relationships. I try to travel at least 3 times a year and believe you me it is worth it.....
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:13:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 1:16:35 PM EST by MrClean4Hire]
Mine was not a religous statement at all. More of a respect your spouse thing.

I know all about swingers. Years ago I was a partner in a strip club/escort service/swinger club.

Granted I was around the scum of the earth most of the time, I never understood these couples who have kids and send them to a sitter and then go swing. I mean they kiss their kids with that mouth that just sucked 4 different dicks. Or the hubby that says "ohh baby it turns me on to see you getting dp'd by those black guys" Wtf?

You can leave religon out of this on my part, I see it more of a mental illness. Most swingers have to be stoned or drunk to do what they do. I know I saw it myself. If you have to get stoned to do something, maybe you shouldn't be doing it.

E.T.A..........That guy is a loser, he is searching for something he doesn't have. He is unhappy and morally corrupt. Money and babes don't make a winner.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:17:58 PM EST
OK, that does it, call Lordtrader and get his ass to Florida.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:18:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:21:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Mine was not a religous statement at all. More of a respect your spouse thing.

I know all about swingers. Years ago I was a partner in a strip club/escort service/swinger club.

Granted I was around the scum of the earth most of the time, I never understood these couples who have kids and send them to a sitter and then go swing. I mean they kiss their kids with that mouth that just sucked 4 different dicks. Or the hubby that says "ohh baby it turns me on to see you getting dp'd by those black guys" Wtf?

You can leave religon out of this on my part, I see it more of a mental illness. Most swingers have to be stoned or drunk to do what they do. I know I saw it myself. If you have to get stoned to do something, maybe you shouldn't be doing it.

E.T.A..........That guy is a loser, he is searching for something he doesn't have. He is unhappy and morally corrupt. Money and babes don't make a winner.




I've seen the type you describe but I've seen exactly the same kind of people in non swinging relationships. Some people are just losers.

And this guy and his girls definitely didn't fit your description.

As for me I could do the whole live in mistress thing (if my wife let me) but I couldn't let other guys be boning my stuff. That's mine dammit.



I'm not being holier than thou, I did all that shit before I was married. My comment is about after marriage. Ever think your wife is like you? You know your dick is hers and she don't want you sharing?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:22:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Guns_N_Shizzle:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Swingers are losers



So are bible thumping moralist who think that their way of life is superior to everyone else's




Swingers are losers +2.

Sgtar15



+3.

It's just not cool. And I am most definatly not a 'Bible Thumper'.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:24:01 PM EST
You know, when you have been given stuff like good looks and money, you really don't appreciate what you have.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:31:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:35:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Mine was not a religous statement at all. More of a respect your spouse thing.

I know all about swingers. Years ago I was a partner in a strip club/escort service/swinger club.

Granted I was around the scum of the earth most of the time, I never understood these couples who have kids and send them to a sitter and then go swing. I mean they kiss their kids with that mouth that just sucked 4 different dicks. Or the hubby that says "ohh baby it turns me on to see you getting dp'd by those black guys" Wtf?

You can leave religon out of this on my part, I see it more of a mental illness. Most swingers have to be stoned or drunk to do what they do. I know I saw it myself. If you have to get stoned to do something, maybe you shouldn't be doing it.

E.T.A..........That guy is a loser, he is searching for something he doesn't have. He is unhappy and morally corrupt. Money and babes don't make a winner.




I've seen the type you describe but I've seen exactly the same kind of people in non swinging relationships. Some people are just losers.

And this guy and his girls definitely didn't fit your description.

As for me I could do the whole live in mistress thing (if my wife let me) but I couldn't let other guys be boning my stuff. That's mine dammit.



I'm not being holier than thou, I did all that shit before I was married. My comment is about after marriage. Ever think your wife is like you? You know your dick is hers and she don't want you sharing?




Guess you missed the "if my wife let me" part.

If she had a problem with it, it wouldn't happen.

Thought I made that pretty clear.




I got that part, but shame shame for wanting too
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:39:49 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:44:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
I would not mind being with and doing 2 chicks but I could not be married and have a mistress on the side and they both know about it. Both of those women are typical Florida freeloaders and probably high maintenance, way too high for me. I live in south Florida but I get laid outside this country. The Dominican Republic, Venenzuela, and Brazil have awesome women who absolutely adore gringos for short term relationships. I try to travel at least 3 times a year and believe you me it is worth it.....



So basically you get laid 3 weeks out of the year?
What do you do on those 49 other weeks?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:14:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:39:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I hope your wife does not read the boards.




I already told her.

Still working on Phase Two (Operation Get Wife To Private Swing Club).

I'm encountering some resistance.



Tell her [Borg]Resistance is futile[/Borg]. Then throw it in her pooper.

S.O.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:50:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
I would not mind being with and doing 2 chicks but I could not be married and have a mistress on the side and they both know about it. Both of those women are typical Florida freeloaders and probably high maintenance, way too high for me. I live in south Florida but I get laid outside this country. The Dominican Republic, Venenzuela, and Brazil have awesome women who absolutely adore gringos for short term relationships. I try to travel at least 3 times a year and believe you me it is worth it.....



So basically you get laid 3 weeks out of the year?
What do you do on those 49 other weeks?

It's maybe about 8 weeks a year that I am away from home, it's easy when you have been with a brazilian sex goddess the whole night for the price of a tank of gas, the other 40 odd weeks are nothing....
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:53:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
I would not mind being with and doing 2 chicks but I could not be married and have a mistress on the side and they both know about it. Both of those women are typical Florida freeloaders and probably high maintenance, way too high for me. I live in south Florida but I get laid outside this country. The Dominican Republic, Venenzuela, and Brazil have awesome women who absolutely adore gringos for short term relationships. I try to travel at least 3 times a year and believe you me it is worth it.....



So basically you get laid 3 weeks out of the year?
What do you do on those 49 other weeks?




Damn wish I got laid that much
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:58:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
I would not mind being with and doing 2 chicks but I could not be married and have a mistress on the side and they both know about it. Both of those women are typical Florida freeloaders and probably high maintenance, way too high for me. I live in south Florida but I get laid outside this country. The Dominican Republic, Venenzuela, and Brazil have awesome women who absolutely adore gringos for short term relationships. I try to travel at least 3 times a year and believe you me it is worth it.....



So basically you get laid 3 weeks out of the year?
What do you do on those 49 other weeks?




Damn wish I got laid that much




Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:59:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Whats the big deal?


AFter 15 minutes you would be done and spent anyways...


SGat1r5



More like 2 minutes.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:00:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 10:01:06 PM EST by M4_Aiming_at_U]
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:01:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 10:03:05 PM EST by NightWatchman]

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:


.
.
.
I'm about 99.999% sure I could have hooked up with the wife, just one problem, I'm also 99.999% certain my wife wouldn't approve.






[dumbanddumber]So you're saying there's a chance?[/dumbanddumber]
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:04:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
I would not mind being with and doing 2 chicks but I could not be married and have a mistress on the side and they both know about it. Both of those women are typical Florida freeloaders and probably high maintenance, way too high for me. I live in south Florida but I get laid outside this country. The Dominican Republic, Venenzuela, and Brazil have awesome women who absolutely adore gringos for short term relationships. I try to travel at least 3 times a year and believe you me it is worth it.....



So basically you get laid 3 weeks out of the year?
What do you do on those 49 other weeks?




Damn wish I got laid that much



If you get married, you might get laid 3 weeks out of the year. That would be the first year though.

It's all downhill from there.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:09:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By topjimmy:

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
I would not mind being with and doing 2 chicks but I could not be married and have a mistress on the side and they both know about it. Both of those women are typical Florida freeloaders and probably high maintenance, way too high for me. I live in south Florida but I get laid outside this country. The Dominican Republic, Venenzuela, and Brazil have awesome women who absolutely adore gringos for short term relationships. I try to travel at least 3 times a year and believe you me it is worth it.....



So basically you get laid 3 weeks out of the year?
What do you do on those 49 other weeks?

There is something awesome about traveling and banging exotic chicks with no commitment on my part and an even better feeling when I am on the plane going home......


Damn wish I got laid that much



If you get married, you might get laid 3 weeks out of the year. That would be the first year though.

It's all downhill from there.

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:09:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
I would not mind being with and doing 2 chicks but I could not be married and have a mistress on the side and they both know about it. Both of those women are typical Florida freeloaders and probably high maintenance, way too high for me. I live in south Florida but I get laid outside this country. The Dominican Republic, Venenzuela, and Brazil have awesome women who absolutely adore gringos for short term relationships. I try to travel at least 3 times a year and believe you me it is worth it.....



So basically you get laid 3 weeks out of the year?
What do you do on those 49 other weeks?

It's maybe about 8 weeks a year that I am away from home, it's easy when you have been with a brazilian sex goddess the whole night for the price of a tank of gas, the other 40 odd weeks are nothing....



Brazil?!? Dominican Republic?!? I hope your safe because these two countries have huge aids rates among heterosexuals.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:12:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By NightWatchman:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
I would not mind being with and doing 2 chicks but I could not be married and have a mistress on the side and they both know about it. Both of those women are typical Florida freeloaders and probably high maintenance, way too high for me. I live in south Florida but I get laid outside this country. The Dominican Republic, Venenzuela, and Brazil have awesome women who absolutely adore gringos for short term relationships. I try to travel at least 3 times a year and believe you me it is worth it.....



So basically you get laid 3 weeks out of the year?
What do you do on those 49 other weeks?

It's maybe about 8 weeks a year that I am away from home, it's easy when you have been with a brazilian sex goddess the whole night for the price of a tank of gas, the other 40 odd weeks are nothing....



Brazil?!? Dominican Republic?!? I hope your safe because these two countries have huge aids rates among heterosexuals.

Always wrap my rascal, always, no exceptions....
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:16:37 PM EST
I apologize the rate is not as bad as I expected. I thought because it was next to Haiti it would be bad but its 1/3 or so of Haiti.

Haiti 6.1% adults
Domincan republic 2.8%
Brazil .7%
U.S. .6%

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:18:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:

Originally Posted By NightWatchman:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
I would not mind being with and doing 2 chicks but I could not be married and have a mistress on the side and they both know about it. Both of those women are typical Florida freeloaders and probably high maintenance, way too high for me. I live in south Florida but I get laid outside this country. The Dominican Republic, Venenzuela, and Brazil have awesome women who absolutely adore gringos for short term relationships. I try to travel at least 3 times a year and believe you me it is worth it.....



So basically you get laid 3 weeks out of the year?
What do you do on those 49 other weeks?

It's maybe about 8 weeks a year that I am away from home, it's easy when you have been with a brazilian sex goddess the whole night for the price of a tank of gas, the other 40 odd weeks are nothing....



Brazil?!? Dominican Republic?!? I hope your safe because these two countries have huge aids rates among heterosexuals.

Always wrap my rascal, always, no exceptions....



Not having to wrap your pecker is the only thing that makes marrage worth it....

S.O.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:21:04 PM EST
Couple of friends of mine invited me to take a trip to South America. Maybe I should look into it...
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:21:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By SorryOciffer:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:

Originally Posted By NightWatchman:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:

Originally Posted By yobo:

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
I would not mind being with and doing 2 chicks but I could not be married and have a mistress on the side and they both know about it. Both of those women are typical Florida freeloaders and probably high maintenance, way too high for me. I live in south Florida but I get laid outside this country. The Dominican Republic, Venenzuela, and Brazil have awesome women who absolutely adore gringos for short term relationships. I try to travel at least 3 times a year and believe you me it is worth it.....



So basically you get laid 3 weeks out of the year?
What do you do on those 49 other weeks?

It's maybe about 8 weeks a year that I am away from home, it's easy when you have been with a brazilian sex goddess the whole night for the price of a tank of gas, the other 40 odd weeks are nothing....



Brazil?!? Dominican Republic?!? I hope your safe because these two countries have huge aids rates among heterosexuals.

Always wrap my rascal, always, no exceptions....



Not having to wrap your pecker is the only thing that makes marrage worth it....

S.O.

3 time loser with marriage, for me it's cheaper to don the overcoat....
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