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Posted: 10/22/2016 6:32:16 PM EDT
I'm spending "shared" time with my daughters and their mom this weekend, and I just rode shotgun with her for a beer run. She has a long, thick, black, gnarly nose hair protruding 3mm from her right nostril. Do I tell her now, or let her sport it for a couple weeks and then tell her?
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 7:34:56 PM EDT
[#1]
Tell her. It's good for a chuckle but if she's easily upset over such things it's not worth it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 7:36:43 PM EDT
[#2]
"Hey Grizzly Adams, need to stand closer to the mirror when you're mining nose hair"
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 7:38:08 PM EDT
[#3]

Maybe she left it to see if you still cared and would bring it up?

Keep mum and avoid the risk.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 7:39:28 PM EDT
[#4]
I could not go without telling her.

Pointing it out has got me in trouble before, but a wild nose hair needs to be pointed out.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 7:40:16 PM EDT
[#5]
Make sure to take a picture of it without her noticing.  It could come in handy.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 7:42:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Sneak up on her and yank it.
Bonus points if you post video.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 7:45:42 PM EDT
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Brilliant.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 7:51:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/22/2016 7:55:11 PM EDT
[#9]
Grab it and give it a yank!
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 8:05:36 PM EDT
[#10]
Tell her a bat has a escape rope hanging from the cave.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 8:09:33 PM EDT
[#11]
I wouldn't tell her.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 8:10:58 PM EDT
[#12]
I'd have to be so drunk to sit in the same car as my ex my crossed eyes wouldn't hardly see the fuckin dash
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 8:16:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/22/2016 8:39:19 PM EDT
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I'd have to be so drunk to sit in the same car as my ex my crossed eyes wouldn't hardly see the fuckin dash
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I didn't catch that, fuck her. You don't owe her a thing. Well, maybe you do.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 10:15:45 PM EDT
[#15]
ask her if she needs to borrow your weed whacker
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 10:26:18 PM EDT
[#16]
She wants you to tug on it, so she can tug on something of yours.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 10:30:45 PM EDT
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