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Posted: 8/19/2004 10:18:45 AM EST
www.theadvertiser.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,10506019%5E401,00.html
Monkeys attack women, children
From correspondents in Khartoum
20aug04

HORDES of monkeys are running wild in the Sudanese state capital Kassala, attacking women and children and looting shops for food, Al-Anbaa newspaper reported today.

The groups are going on the rampage in two suburbs of the city, close to the frontier with Eritrea, the newspaper said.

The monkeys launch "organised attacks which last several hours", targeting "bakeries and grocery stores".

They attack women and children, run into homes, "breaking kitchen utensils and snatching food from the children" and open the doors of refrigerators to get at the food inside, according to one resident, Salah Osman al-Khedr.

He put the phenomenon down to the wholesale cutting down of trees which has deprived the monkeys of their sole source of food.

The attacks start at dawn and sometimes last until dusk, he said.
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Damn dirty apes!
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:24:59 AM EST
semi auto with large capacity mag will teach them apes a thing or two. Shooting them monkeys would be funner that trap shooting.

Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:26:17 AM EST
DAMN DIRTY APES!
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:28:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/19/2004 10:30:43 AM EST by desertmoon]
Looks like a job for the GAU-19 SUPER SWEETIE



Man, I just CAN'T get enough of this thing!!!!!


Think I'll load mine with EAMITR's

( Exploding, Anti-Monkey, Incindiary, Tracer Round )
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:28:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By desertmoon:
Looks like a job for the GAU-19 SUPER SWEETIE

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=28722

Man, I just CAN'T get enough of this thing!!!!!



then buy one
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:31:13 AM EST
when they sink to the level of poo-flinging, we'll have to get them all memberships here....
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:31:13 AM EST
Africa: An entire continent in self destruct mode!

Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:31:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By sick:

Originally Posted By desertmoon:
Looks like a job for the GAU-19 SUPER SWEETIE

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=28722

Man, I just CAN'T get enough of this thing!!!!!



then buy one




Hmmmm....I did just get a new credit card.....
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:34:34 AM EST
hey Desertmoon,
don't hog all the glory, leave some of them apes for us poor guys with humble ar15's.

Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:35:58 AM EST
Lets Implode Africa!


Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:36:30 AM EST
This thread is useless without pics.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:37:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By blackrifle51:
hey Desertmoon,
don't hog all the glory, leave some of them apes for us poor guys with humble ar15's.




Oh, don't worry ALL OF YOU GET TRIGGER TIME....this baby would be too much fun to NOT to share the experience.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:38:34 AM EST
I think it's HIGH time to SPANK THE MONKEY(S)!!!

SnF
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:39:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By sick:

He put the phenomenon down to the wholesale cutting down of trees which has deprived the monkeys of their sole source of food.




If someone removed my only source of food, I'd do the same.

+1 for the monkeys.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:44:44 AM EST
Ban monkeys! Its for the women and children!
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