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Posted: 4/19/2016 8:20:02 PM EDT


Link Posted: 4/19/2016 8:23:25 PM EDT
He's gonna get his chimp buddy to come back and finish the job.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 8:26:14 PM EDT
Pussy.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 8:30:01 PM EDT
Never gets old
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 8:33:38 PM EDT
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Damn. Saw it for the first time a few minutes ago made be lol.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 8:39:54 PM EDT
Today I learned to never fight a monkey.  Even if you win, you look like a fucking idiot...an idiot fighting a little monkey.  And if you lose, you got your ass kicked by a little monkey.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 8:42:24 PM EDT
Reminds me of the usual Trump/Cruz threads in GD.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 8:46:48 PM EDT
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Damn. Saw it for the first time a few minutes ago made be lol.
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Damn. Saw it for the first time a few minutes ago made be lol.

Link Posted: 4/19/2016 8:48:24 PM EDT
Bad monkey BAD.



Monkey needs to be spanked.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 8:48:38 PM EDT
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This post is awesome
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 8:54:32 PM EDT
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This. His buddy laughing the whole time is a nice touch.
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That's what happens when you bring a flip-flop to a monkey fight.


Link Posted: 4/19/2016 8:58:42 PM EDT
later that day ...

Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:00:54 PM EDT
Throwing dirt in someones face deserves an ass kicking.

Skinny pant wearing mofo got his ass beat by a monkey. lol
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:01:34 PM EDT
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If finish the job means rip his balls off then eat his hands followed by tearing his face off.

Monkeys are vile, disgusting, and dangerous beasts.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:02:42 PM EDT
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Not only did the monkey punch and kick him at the same time he slammed his ballsack in the dudes face also.

That sir is a master.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:03:30 PM EDT
In Somalia, a buddy of mine traded some kid a half a bottle of water for his pet spider monkey.  Kid took his water bottle, and the monkey was hanging out on his shoulder.

Time came to move on, so we loaded up and drove out.  Monkey went in the hummer in front of me, and we started moving out.

Out of sight of the monkey's kid.

I could hear the screaming all the way in our vehicle.  They slammed on the brakes, and the monkey came flying out the top hatch and bolted for the kid.

So much monkey shit and piss.  So much.

I learned to NOT drive away with the monkey.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:03:59 PM EDT
I opened this thread expecting to see a whole bunch of these.

Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:10:37 PM EDT
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Not only did the monkey punch and kick him at the same time he slammed his ballsack in the dudes face also.

That sir is a master.
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Not only did the monkey punch and kick him at the same time he slammed his ballsack in the dudes face also.

That sir is a master.



Yep, obvious that monkey has done this before.

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Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:42:43 PM EDT
Now that is funny. I guess there is no PETA in whatever country that is. Good
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 9:52:51 PM EDT
Handful of dirt to the monkey's face. Sir, you are a true gladiator.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 10:43:40 PM EDT
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Dear Diary, Today I learned never flick off a baboon.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 10:49:45 PM EDT
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If finish the job means rip his balls off then eat his hands followed by tearing his face off.

Monkeys are vile, disgusting, and dangerous beasts.
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If finish the job means rip his balls off then eat his hands followed by tearing his face off.

Monkeys are vile, disgusting, and dangerous beasts.



That is what I meant.

And I agree.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 10:51:45 PM EDT


Awesome.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 6:07:03 PM EDT
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That's a badass pissed off little monkey. Mean little fucker. And the video is just as funny as it was months ago!
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 6:14:26 PM EDT
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bitch slapped him, then kicked the shit out of him. Bad monkey!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 6:19:46 PM EDT
Needs 12 gauge.
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I opened this thread expecting to see a whole bunch of these.

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me too
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:28:34 PM EDT
"Chip, I'm a gonna come a'you like a Spider Monkey!"
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:35:56 PM EDT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKU425I_se8

Someone embed this.
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