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Posted: 9/9/2013 3:58:54 AM EDT
From Drudge:






A MONKEY has savagely attacked an eight-month-old baby, ripping off one of his testicles and eating it while his mother changed his nappies at a Chinese zoo.




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A man reportedly tried to help by picking up the testicle when it was dropped by the monkey, but the animal snatched it back and ran away.






 
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 3:59:52 AM EDT
Well, I guess my day wasn't half bad after all.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 3:59:54 AM EDT
Had to be a Chimp...






I hate chimps..
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 4:00:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 4:01:22 AM EDT
I went to a zoo in China  once.  The critters were starving.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 4:02:59 AM EDT
Mean little fuckers, could we pitch in for tickets and send Obama over for a beer summit with his kin.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 4:04:37 AM EDT
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me too . . . brochure said to watch out for the monkeys flinging their poo. literally
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 4:15:45 AM EDT
ban monkeys.... it's for the children.  


but seriously, it sounds like this is a shitty zoo.
It's not the first time the monkeys have attacked visitors to the zoo, as the animal population has exploded from 70 to more than 500 in recent years.
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Edit: sounds about what I expected - overcrowded monkeys.  And since they're not separated from the visitors this only adds another layer of danger to the mix.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 4:16:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2013 4:53:11 AM EDT
I sure as shit wouldn't take my baby into an environment like that. Fucking retards.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 4:55:17 AM EDT
I absolutely hate monkeys.  They are damn near the only types of animals that I would shoot on sight without thought.
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A man reportedly tried to help by picking up the testicle when it was dropped by the monkey, but the animal snatched it back and ran away.
 
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Monkey steals the peach .

Poor kid.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 5:00:47 AM EDT
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this x87..

monkeys are nasty vicious little poopthrowers that need killin
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 5:03:11 AM EDT
I hate all monkeys and primates.
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But what could possibly go wrong?


Link Posted: 9/9/2013 5:04:58 AM EDT
"The monkey was last seen pushing the testicle into his own butt, then pulling it out again, before consuming it. Local sources suspect the monkey of being involved with the unfortunate Billiard Ball incident months earlier..."
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self loathing is a horrible burden to bear






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this x87..

monkeys are nasty vicious little poopthrowers that need killin
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this x87..

monkeys are nasty vicious little poopthrowers that need killin


X87 more.

Monkeys are evil.
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This.

Poor little chinese half-sack...
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 5:07:24 AM EDT
Monkey Steals Peach.    
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 5:08:25 AM EDT
Do they not have cages?

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I'm guessing that it wasn't part of the zoo.  Native species hanging around like a sea gull or a pigeon.

 
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Chimpanzees especially.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 5:17:58 AM EDT
The only good news in that whole story is that the baby still has one remaining testicle.  Seriously, just thank God for that.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 5:20:37 AM EDT
And so it begins....
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 5:21:04 AM EDT
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Same here! They are not good for anything.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 5:26:43 AM EDT
Those are trained monkeys.  It's part of a population control campaign organized by the Chinese government.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 5:30:36 AM EDT
I would be going back to the zoo with a 12ga and a backpack full of buckshot
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 5:30:57 AM EDT
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+1.  I hate them with a passion.
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+1.  I hate them with a passion.


but they are so cute when you put them in people clothes.

Link Posted: 9/9/2013 5:50:29 AM EDT
Primates of Peace.  
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I agree.  The only good monkey is a dead monkey.  Including Chimps
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:13:44 AM EDT
I fucking hate monkeys.  Man should have eliminated them entirely eons ago.
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Do they not have cages?

I'm guessing that it wasn't part of the zoo.  Native species hanging around like a sea gull or a pigeon.  


looks like.



Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:17:36 AM EDT

That poor baby must be half nuts after going through this.

Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:18:53 AM EDT
That's terrible.  



It is also hard to believe the child has no other injuries.  I wonder what else happened to the little guy.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:34:58 AM EDT
So, when the monkey population explodes, the monkeys get violent?
Intradasting.




It's not the first time the monkeys have attacked visitors to the zoo, as the animal population has exploded from 70 to more than 500 in recent years.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:37:44 AM EDT
That's a common way for those little bastards to attack others... it's to keep rival males from being able to procreate.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:05:58 AM EDT
Monkeys suck. There was a town in India, IIRC, that was overrun with violent monkeys. What did they do? They brought in bigger monkeys to scare the others.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:10:31 AM EDT
That'd make a helluva story to tell when that kid's in college.
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Very true, first thing they go for, the balls.

 
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:20:58 PM EDT
What round for dick eating monkey?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:25:46 PM EDT
Monkeys are vile little mother fuckers.
Especially that squinty eyed one on the right.
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Monkeys are vile little mother fuckers.http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/409212/The+Monkees.jpg
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Mickey Dolenz.

He was kind of "along for the ride" with that band.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:34:58 PM EDT
sometimes you feel like a nut
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:39:59 PM EDT
One time i tried telling some coworkers  that a monkey will rip your nuts off. They laughed and thought I was stupid. I was serious, they literally will.
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100% agreement.

Jaws and balls. They love this stuff.

I'm convinced this dynamic is why Homo Sapiens went total war on our primate kin.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:41:55 PM EDT
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One time i tried telling some coworkers  that a monkey will rip your nuts off. They laughed and thought I was stupid. I was serious, they literally will.
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Is it wrong to think Nut Ripping Monkeys is a great band name?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:46:02 PM EDT
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