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Posted: 9/9/2013 3:59:52 AM EDT
[#1]
Well, I guess my day wasn't half bad after all.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 3:59:54 AM EDT
[#2]
Had to be a Chimp...
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Posted: 9/9/2013 4:00:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2013 4:01:22 AM EDT
[#4]
I went to a zoo in China once. The critters were starving.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 4:02:59 AM EDT
[#5]
Mean little fuckers, could we pitch in for tickets and send Obama over for a beer summit with his kin.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 4:04:37 AM EDT
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I went to a zoo in China once. The critters were starving. me too . . . brochure said to watch out for the monkeys flinging their poo. literally |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 4:15:45 AM EDT
[#7]
ban monkeys.... it's for the children.
but seriously, it sounds like this is a shitty zoo. It's not the first time the monkeys have attacked visitors to the zoo, as the animal population has exploded from 70 to more than 500 in recent years.
Edit: sounds about what I expected - overcrowded monkeys. And since they're not separated from the visitors this only adds another layer of danger to the mix. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 4:16:02 AM EDT
[#8]
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Mean little fuckers, could we pitch in for tickets and send Obama over for a beer summit with his kin. 
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Posted: 9/9/2013 4:53:11 AM EDT
[#9]
I sure as shit wouldn't take my baby into an environment like that. Fucking retards.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 4:55:17 AM EDT
[#10]
I absolutely hate monkeys. They are damn near the only types of animals that I would shoot on sight without thought.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 4:58:20 AM EDT
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A man reportedly tried to help by picking up the testicle when it was dropped by the monkey, but the animal snatched it back and ran away. Monkey steals the peach  .
Poor kid.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:00:47 AM EDT
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I absolutely hate monkeys. They are damn near the only types of animals that I would shoot on sight without thought. this x87.. monkeys are nasty vicious little poopthrowers that need killin |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:03:11 AM EDT
[#13]
I hate all monkeys and primates.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:04:10 AM EDT
[#14]
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I sure as shit wouldn't take my baby into an environment like that. Fucking retards. THIS But what could possibly go wrong? 
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:04:58 AM EDT
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"The monkey was last seen pushing the testicle into his own butt, then pulling it out again, before consuming it. Local sources suspect the monkey of being involved with the unfortunate Billiard Ball incident months earlier..."
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:05:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hate all monkeys and primates. self loathing is a horrible burden to bear |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:06:13 AM EDT
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this x87.. monkeys are nasty vicious little poopthrowers that need killin Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I absolutely hate monkeys. They are damn near the only types of animals that I would shoot on sight without thought. this x87.. monkeys are nasty vicious little poopthrowers that need killin X87 more. Monkeys are evil. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:07:20 AM EDT
[#18]
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I hate all monkeys and primates. This.
Poor little chinese half-sack...
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:07:24 AM EDT
[#19]
Monkey Steals Peach.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:08:25 AM EDT
[#20]
Do they not have cages?
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:09:04 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do they not have cages? |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:12:19 AM EDT
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I absolutely hate monkeys. They are damn near the only types of animals that I would shoot on sight without thought. Chimpanzees especially. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:17:58 AM EDT
[#23]
The only good news in that whole story is that the baby still has one remaining testicle. Seriously, just thank God for that.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:20:37 AM EDT
[#24]
And so it begins....
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:21:04 AM EDT
[#25]
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I absolutely hate monkeys. They are damn near the only types of animals that I would shoot on sight without thought. Same here! They are not good for anything. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:26:43 AM EDT
[#26]
Those are trained monkeys. It's part of a population control campaign organized by the Chinese government.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:30:36 AM EDT
[#27]
I would be going back to the zoo with a 12ga and a backpack full of buckshot
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:30:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:38:00 AM EDT
[#29]
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I absolutely hate monkeys. They are damn near the only types of animals that I would shoot on sight without thought. +1. I hate them with a passion. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:48:32 AM EDT
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+1. I hate them with a passion. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I absolutely hate monkeys. They are damn near the only types of animals that I would shoot on sight without thought. +1. I hate them with a passion. but they are so cute when you put them in people clothes. 
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:50:29 AM EDT
[#31]
Primates of Peace.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:51:35 AM EDT
[#32]
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I absolutely hate monkeys. They are damn near the only types of animals that I would shoot on sight without thought. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 6:02:45 AM EDT
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I absolutely hate monkeys. They are damn near the only types of animals that I would shoot on sight without thought. I agree. The only good monkey is a dead monkey. Including Chimps |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 6:13:44 AM EDT
[#34]
I fucking hate monkeys. Man should have eliminated them entirely eons ago.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 6:17:06 AM EDT
[#35]
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I'm guessing that it wasn't part of the zoo. Native species hanging around like a sea gull or a pigeon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do they not have cages? looks like. 
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Posted: 9/9/2013 6:17:36 AM EDT
[#36]
That poor baby must be half nuts after going through this. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 6:18:53 AM EDT
[#37]
That's terrible.
It is also hard to believe the child has no other injuries. I wonder what else happened to the little guy.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 6:34:58 AM EDT
[#38]
So, when the monkey population explodes, the monkeys get violent?
Intradasting. It's not the first time the monkeys have attacked visitors to the zoo, as the animal population has exploded from 70 to more than 500 in recent years.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 6:37:44 AM EDT
[#39]
That's a common way for those little bastards to attack others... it's to keep rival males from being able to procreate.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:05:58 AM EDT
[#40]
Monkeys suck. There was a town in India, IIRC, that was overrun with violent monkeys. What did they do? They brought in bigger monkeys to scare the others.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:10:31 AM EDT
[#41]
That'd make a helluva story to tell when that kid's in college.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:18:14 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's a common way for those little bastards to attack others... it's to keep rival males from being able to procreate.  |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:20:58 PM EDT
[#43]
What round for dick eating monkey?
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:25:46 PM EDT
[#44]
Monkeys are vile little mother fuckers.
Especially that squinty eyed one on the right. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:29:14 PM EDT
[#45]
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Monkeys are vile little mother fuckers.http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/409212/The+Monkees.jpg Especially that squinty eyed one on the right. Mickey Dolenz. He was kind of "along for the ride" with that band. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:34:58 PM EDT
[#46]
sometimes you feel like a nut
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:39:59 PM EDT
[#47]
One time i tried telling some coworkers that a monkey will rip your nuts off. They laughed and thought I was stupid. I was serious, they literally will.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:41:18 PM EDT
[#48]
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I absolutely hate monkeys. They are damn near the only types of animals that I would shoot on sight without thought. 100% agreement. Jaws and balls. They love this stuff. I'm convinced this dynamic is why Homo Sapiens went total war on our primate kin. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:41:55 PM EDT
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One time i tried telling some coworkers that a monkey will rip your nuts off. They laughed and thought I was stupid. I was serious, they literally will. Is it wrong to think Nut Ripping Monkeys is a great band name? |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:46:02 PM EDT
[#50]
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I fucking hate monkeys. Man should have eliminated them entirely eons ago. Yep. In Africa, where it cost money to kill damned near anything...baboons are free and you are urged to kill them every time you see one. |
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