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Posted: 5/4/2015 8:09:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/4/2015 8:12:44 AM EDT by chmodx]
There's always this addage of how cops hate it when parents tell their kid to behave or they are going to make that police officer over there arrest them. Always ruins relations later on...

With that said, what the FUCK were these idiots thinking? Mom with no backbone says kid won't listen to the teacher, then won't listen to her. So she again relies on someone else to try and step in, and calls the cops who place him under imaginary arrest, handcuffed and in the back of a car, for 5 minutes. Tell the mom to be a god damn adult and leave. Junior acting up? Guess what, he didn't become that way overnight. This only makes things look better with a photo of police handcuffing a screaming 8 yr old brat. Morons. The mom will probably sue for a payout now too.

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2015/05/-mom-with-misbehaving-son-turns-to-cops-to-give-him-a-scare--113678.html
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At the very least she is trying...
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:17:31 AM EDT
OPNI
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:25:44 AM EDT
I hate 'parent my kid' calls with a passion. I would have told her no.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:29:25 AM EDT
Calling bullshit on the administrator quoted in the article when he says that no supervisor knew off this.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:30:59 AM EDT
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This would never have happened if we had federalized all police.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:32:43 AM EDT
It'd be funny as hell if they took the kid and refused to give him back.
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Originally Posted By NoImpactNoIdea:
I hate 'parent my kid' calls with a passion. I would have told her no.
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better to do it now rather than doing it when he thinks hes invincible.
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Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Fuck that.

Mom needs to put a belt to his ass. I hate people like her.
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"Can yall jus skurr'm up a lil bit?"

"If I whip 'em, I go to jail"

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Link Posted: 5/4/2015 9:03:41 AM EDT
It probably would have accomplished the same thing if they arrested the mom for not controlling her child. No, I don't know what part of the penal code that would fall under. Maybe maintaining a public nuisance?
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 9:04:37 AM EDT
Mom did something like this when I was a kid, maybe around 8 years old

Lied to her about something I did, took me over to the station and had the offices put me in a holding cell, take my pictures, the whole 9.

Never lied again.

We did and still do know a good amount of the officers in my town however, so they were willing to play along.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 9:05:40 AM EDT
And the desensitization begins.

Want your kids to hear you? Whisper.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 9:12:33 AM EDT
god damn stupid
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Originally Posted By revottuneda4:
Mom did something like this when I was a kid, maybe around 8 years old

Lied to her about something I did, took me over to the station and had the offices put me in a holding cell, take my pictures, the whole 9.

Never lied again.

We did and still do know a good amount of the officers in my town however, so they were willing to play along.
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Sancho thinks not
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 10:07:19 AM EDT
She could have hired one of those "bad cop" male strippers to do the same thing.

While her kid is handcuffed and crying in the stripper's car, the mother could be getting a lap dance in the house.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 10:08:55 AM EDT
When I was 6-7yo our class took a trip to the police station.
It was a mini scared straight. Every class should have to take a similar trip.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 10:16:28 AM EDT
You shouldn’t call the cops for things like that…

You should have some dirty bearded guy wearing overalls show up with a truck that says “Bubba’s Alligator Farm” on the side and a bathroom scale. Everyone knows that Alligator farmers pay $2.00 a pound for bad kids. Cause if there’s one thing Alligators love to eat its bad children.

Nothing like the threat of being sold for animal feed to keep a kid in line.

Hmmm, I wonder if I could turn this into a business.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 10:16:40 AM EDT
mom cant stop making bad decisions, now he has street cred
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Originally Posted By SanchoCobb:


Sancho thinks not
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Originally Posted By SanchoCobb:
Originally Posted By revottuneda4:
Mom did something like this when I was a kid, maybe around 8 years old

Lied to her about something I did, took me over to the station and had the offices put me in a holding cell, take my pictures, the whole 9.

Never lied again.

We did and still do know a good amount of the officers in my town however, so they were willing to play along.


Sancho thinks not


Damnit Sancho. Don't doubt me.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 10:22:34 AM EDT


Nope. Nope. Nope. Not going on that call. "Base close it out I'll call her later, no response"
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Originally Posted By Sgt_Fish:
OPNI
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Originally Posted By milkman110:
Nope. Nope. Nope. Not going on that call. "Base close it out I'll call her later, no response"
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"This is not a police matter, goodbye"
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 12:07:49 PM EDT
Why am I not surprised this happened in my state.
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
It'd be funny as hell if they took the kid and refused to give him back.
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You remind me of....ME.

First thing i though of . Book him, Danno!
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 12:21:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Thuban:
You shouldn’t call the cops for things like that…

You should have some dirty bearded guy wearing overalls show up with a truck that says “Bubba’s Alligator Farm” on the side and a bathroom scale. Everyone knows that Alligator farmers pay $2.00 a pound for bad kids. Cause if there’s one thing Alligators love to eat its bad children.

Nothing like the threat of being sold for animal feed to keep a kid in line.

Hmmm, I wonder if I could turn this into a business.
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You could probably do quite well if you give your business card to the cops.

Every time a cop get a call like that they simply say they can't do it and give the parent the card.

That and word of mouth and you ought to be able to do quite well.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 12:25:31 PM EDT
Parenting, it's not for everybody...
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Originally Posted By Thuban:
You shouldn’t call the cops for things like that…

You should have some dirty bearded guy wearing overalls show up with a truck that says "Bubba’s Alligator Farm” on the side and a bathroom scale. Everyone knows that Alligator farmers pay $2.00 a pound for bad kids. Cause if there’s one thing Alligators love to eat its bad children.

Nothing like the threat of being sold for animal feed to keep a kid in line.

Hmmm, I wonder if I could turn this into a business.
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Fuck, no wonder you Alabamains are crazy as fuckers.
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Originally Posted By Thuban:
You shouldn’t call the cops for things like that…

You should have some dirty bearded guy wearing overalls show up with a truck that says “Bubba’s Alligator Farm” on the side and a bathroom scale. Everyone knows that Alligator farmers pay $2.00 a pound for bad kids. Cause if there’s one thing Alligators love to eat its bad children.

Nothing like the threat of being sold for animal feed to keep a kid in line.

Hmmm, I wonder if I could turn this into a business.
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I just HAD to share this over on the LEO forum.
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Originally Posted By LaRue_Tactical:



Pretty sure dad delighted In the principal beating our arses at school.
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Originally Posted By NoImpactNoIdea:
I hate 'parent my kid' calls with a passion. I would have told her no.



Pretty sure dad delighted In the principal beating our arses at school.


This, i went school in the 90's and even then we were getting spanked by teachers.

Instead of being sent to the principal. I'd get sent to my mom because she was the school secretary.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 12:45:03 PM EDT
Kid needs to see a psychiatrist, not a police officer.

Stupid all the way around. Police should NOT complied. Way to teach a kid to hate cops the rest of his life.

I feel bad for the mom, these days you can't spank, yell, or punish a child without being labeled a horrible parent.
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Originally Posted By piccolo:



You remind me of....ME.

First thing i though of . Book him, Danno!
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
It'd be funny as hell if they took the kid and refused to give him back.



You remind me of....ME.

First thing i though of . Book him, Danno!


Can you imagine the poor mother? As the days stretch into weeks? Occasionally seeing her kid, in a cut down uniform? She'd beg him to come home, he'd take off his Oakleys, look up to her eyes and say, deadpan "You know what happened yesterday, mom? They let me taser a bum. I'm never coming home."
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:


Can you imagine the poor mother? As the days stretch into weeks? Occasionally seeing her kid, in a cut down uniform? She'd beg him to come home, he'd take off his Oakleys, look up to her eyes and say, deadpan "You know what happened yesterday, mom? They let me taser a bum. I'm never coming home."
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By piccolo:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
It'd be funny as hell if they took the kid and refused to give him back.



You remind me of....ME.

First thing i though of . Book him, Danno!


Can you imagine the poor mother? As the days stretch into weeks? Occasionally seeing her kid, in a cut down uniform? She'd beg him to come home, he'd take off his Oakleys, look up to her eyes and say, deadpan "You know what happened yesterday, mom? They let me taser a bum. I'm never coming home."




Link Posted: 5/5/2015 7:29:32 AM EDT
FAS

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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By piccolo:
Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
It'd be funny as hell if they took the kid and refused to give him back.



You remind me of....ME.

First thing i though of . Book him, Danno!


Can you imagine the poor mother? As the days stretch into weeks? Occasionally seeing her kid, in a cut down uniform? She'd beg him to come home, he'd take off his Oakleys, look up to her eyes and say, deadpan "You know what happened yesterday, mom? They let me taser a bum. I'm never coming home."







On a serious note, that's what happens with boys in some cultures. Like the Yanomamo Indians in the Amazon. Mom lives with her babies and gets visits from her husband who lives with the other men. Baby boy turns seven or so and he leaves mom's hut and goes with dad to learn hunting and competitive farting and other man things. I think there's a lot to be said for warm, family relationships, but with the menfolk having their own space and options for where they want to stay. I imagine, in the absence of a father, a rather intensive male parenting experience might be just the ticket for an unruly boy.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 7:36:07 AM EDT
So ma'am you want me to fix in 5 min. what you screwed up for 11 years?

Have a nice day.



The above is a true story, and I received a complaint from it.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 7:38:10 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By iNuhBaDNayburhood:
His dad is going to be pissed as hell when he gets home from work!
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Originally Posted By chmodx:
This would never have happened if we had federalized all police.
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Originally Posted By mototard:
So ma'am you want me to fix in 5 min. what you screwed up for 11 years?

Have a nice day.



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I've lost count of how many times I've said that to a "mom of the year" candidate. If they've complained, I haven't ever heard about it.

Of course I typically only say that after my polite explanation that anything I do will further lessen their authority in their kids eyes and that It would be arrogant of me to think I know how to better raise their kids. When they start their own tantrum (family tradition?) because I won't do what they want I ask, "How do you expect me to fix in five minutes what you had 15 years to fuck up?" The shit they yell at me as I'm leaving both proves I was right and warms my heart.

There's a lot of things I'll do that are outside the realm of "cop shit." Raising someone else's kids isn't one of them though.
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