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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:27:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 2:30:12 AM EDT by AR45fan]
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:28:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 2:38:21 AM EDT by renesis]


ETA: I see the pic has been fixed, in that case, no thanks. I'd rather not have to pull shrapnel out of my dick after hitting it.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:32:35 AM EDT
Sure, she's cute.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:32:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 2:33:39 AM EDT by jeffman1911]
17+1?

Yup.

ETA: Ooohhhhh - One leg, maybe.

=no change
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:34:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:37:41 AM EDT
This thread guaranteed to bring out the amputee fetishists.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:00:23 AM EDT
it turns out that gifs of Amy Poehler playing Amber the one-legged hypoglycemic stripper are hard to find online.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:02:29 AM EDT
I believe her name is Ilene.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:03:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hammet:
I believe her name is Ilene.


I see what you did there.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:05:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:05:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hammet:
I believe her name is Ilene.


Looks like she leans to the left.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:06:35 AM EDT
*Tarantino voice from Planet Terror in regards to one-legged women*
Easier access!
*/Tarantino voice from Planet Terror in regards to one-legged women*
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:09:10 AM EDT
Fuck yeah I would
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:09:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 3:10:28 AM EDT by speedfreak955]
Come on IRENE?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:14:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hammet:
I believe her name is Ilene.


Sure its not Peggy?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:20:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:48:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hammet:
I believe her name is Ilene.


Asshole
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:50:20 AM EDT
there was a landmine in her kitchen?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:54:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheBigStink:
there was a landmine in her kitchen?


that is cold..
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:18:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By thorm001:
Originally Posted By hammet:
I believe her name is Ilene.


I see what you did there.


and it was sort of funny.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:35:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hammet:
I believe her name is Ilene.



Last name Dover?
Has a brother named Ben.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:39:12 AM EDT
What's with the shiny rifle?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:41:04 AM EDT
I would hit it long time.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:44:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ARinKCMO:
*Tarantino voice from Planet Terror in regards to one-legged women*
Easier access!
*/Tarantino voice from Planet Terror in regards to one-legged women*


At first I would agree, but the one legged women didn't work out to good for Tony Soprano when his wife found out. She was used to him doing two legged women. The one legged women was an insult.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:45:01 AM EDT
No. I only date good girls who can keep their legs closed.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:53:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hammet:
I believe her name is Ilene.


No, she's Cambodian...her name would be Irene...
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:53:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Gulbrandr2:
Originally Posted By hammet:
I believe her name is Ilene.


Sure its not Peggy?


I'm going to hell...

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Link Posted: 1/4/2012 4:54:58 AM EDT
No. Giant 6'9" chick from the other thread = yeah. Not against 1 legged chicks just this 1 legged chick
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:00:20 AM EDT
She's a cutie, missing leg and all.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:02:04 AM EDT
She's cute, would I what?

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:03:34 AM EDT
Hell yeah.

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Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:06:03 AM EDT
I bet she can change directions in mid slide whil she gives a soapy
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:12:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheBigStink:
there was a landmine in her kitchen?


It was out back by where they keep the wood for the stove.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:16:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 5:17:14 AM EDT by ElSupremo]
oops
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:26:13 AM EDT
Yes.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:28:38 AM EDT
Poor trigger discipline (booger hook check on that trigger), so I've gotta pass (a man has to have his standards)
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:32:29 AM EDT
Here's the youtube

Peggy Legg:

There’s a one-legged woman
On the dance floor
An that one leg’s so pretty
She don’t need no more
She’s got a graceful demeanor
Ahhh pure ballerina
Who gives a damn
If she’s one leg short…cause

If you knew Peggy Legg
You’d be down at her knee
An beg an beg
For her to just give you
Some time a’day
But she’s just blow you a kiss, boy
And twirls a twirl
An this is all she’d say

"We all got missing parts
Right from the start
We got to live with
Bout all a body can do
Is just stumble on through
What God gives to it
All you need is a heart
An just enough of a brain
To get your half-ass in
Out of the rain"

Now that one-legged woman’s
On the band stand
She sings a full-bodied song
About a one-legged man
She kinda jiggles her thigh
When she sings of this guy
And the perfect balance of life
Bout how all he’s got left
Is just what she’s got right…an

If you knew Peggy Legg
You’d be down at her knee
An beg an beg
For her to just give you
Some time a’day
But she’s just blow you a kiss, boy
And twirls a twirl
An this is all she’d say


Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:34:26 AM EDT
Hmmm....I am sure that leg wrapped around my back would still feel great...so, sure!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:43:54 AM EDT
Positions other than missionary might be tricky, but she's cute as hell! I wouldn't think twice about it, assuming her bits weren't too damaged by the mine.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:44:05 AM EDT
Sure, she's cute.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:45:40 AM EDT
Yep. I have an extra leg she can play with.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:51:14 AM EDT
Only after making sure there's not another sash in the closet that says "MISTER LANDMINE."
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:53:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
Sure, she's cute.
Yup.

If she can get over me being fuck-ugly, then I can get over the lack of a limb or two.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:55:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By kpel308:
Landmines in Cambodia are NO joke.


Lots of the Falklands are still off limits from mines spread by the Argies.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:57:26 AM EDT
Cambodia?

Probably a dude.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:58:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Only after making sure there's not another sash in the closet that says "MISTER LANDMINE."

Worse comes to worse, you should be able to outrun him.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 5:59:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By uxb:
Originally Posted By kpel308:
Landmines in Cambodia are NO joke.


Lots of the Falklands are still off limits from mines spread by the Argies.


Those landmines are a good 30-40 years old, the gift that keeps on giving

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 6:01:54 AM EDT
Isn't that a lady boy?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 6:06:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By pedorrero79:
Originally Posted By hammet:
I believe her name is Ilene.


No, she's Cambodian...her name would be Irene...


That's what I get for living in the mountain time zone. Beat by 90 minutes


With you in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty ...
Ah come on Eileen Irene
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 6:10:00 AM EDT
Not ghey so yeah.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 6:12:04 AM EDT
of course
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