Miss Landmine Cambodia. Well, would you?

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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:27:06 AM EDT

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:28:58 AM EDT

[#1]

ETA: I see the pic has been fixed, in that case, no thanks. I'd rather not have to pull shrapnel out of my dick after hitting it.

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:32:35 AM EDT

[#2]

Sure, she's cute.

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:32:44 AM EDT

[#3]

17+1?

Yup.

ETA: Ooohhhhh - One leg, maybe.

=no change

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:34:33 AM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:37:41 AM EDT

[#5]

This thread guaranteed to bring out the amputee fetishists.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:00:23 AM EDT

[#6]

it turns out that gifs of Amy Poehler playing Amber the one-legged hypoglycemic stripper are hard to find online.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:02:29 AM EDT

[#7]

I believe her name is Ilene.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:03:30 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I believe her name is Ilene.

I see what you did there.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:05:15 AM EDT

[#9]

Landmines in Cambodia are NO joke. When I was running around the jungle in the Cardamom Mountains (SW Cambodia, close to the ocean and the Thai border), I made sure to stick to the cleared trails. We'd hear a BANG every once in awhile from the mine clearing guys with MAG (Mine Advisory Group) who were doing good work down there.

I've seen plenty of one-legged and one-armed folks there.

If I was single, YES, I'd hit her like a ton of bricks.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:05:29 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I believe her name is Ilene.

Looks like she leans to the left.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:06:35 AM EDT

[#11]

*Tarantino voice from Planet Terror in regards to one-legged women*
Easier access!
*/Tarantino voice from Planet Terror in regards to one-legged women*

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:09:10 AM EDT

[#12]

Fuck yeah I would

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:09:47 AM EDT

[#13]

Come on IRENE?

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:14:34 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
I believe her name is Ilene.

Sure its not Peggy?

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:20:04 AM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:48:10 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I believe her name is Ilene.

Asshole

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:50:20 AM EDT

[#17]

there was a landmine in her kitchen?

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:54:17 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
there was a landmine in her kitchen?

that is cold..

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:18:56 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I believe her name is Ilene.

I see what you did there.

and it was sort of funny.

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:35:49 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I believe her name is Ilene.

Last name Dover?
Has a brother named Ben.

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:39:12 AM EDT

[#21]

What's with the shiny rifle?

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:41:04 AM EDT

[#22]

I would hit it long time.

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:44:34 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
*Tarantino voice from Planet Terror in regards to one-legged women*
Easier access!
*/Tarantino voice from Planet Terror in regards to one-legged women*

At first I would agree, but the one legged women didn't work out to good for Tony Soprano when his wife found out. She was used to him doing two legged women. The one legged women was an insult.

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:45:01 AM EDT

[#24]

No. I only date good girls who can keep their legs closed.

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:53:15 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I believe her name is Ilene.

No, she's Cambodian...her name would be Irene...

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:53:32 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I believe her name is Ilene.

Sure its not Peggy?

I'm going to hell...

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Posted: 1/4/2012 4:54:58 AM EDT

[#27]

No. Giant 6'9" chick from the other thread = yeah. Not against 1 legged chicks just this 1 legged chick

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:00:20 AM EDT

[#28]

She's a cutie, missing leg and all.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:02:04 AM EDT

[#29]

She's cute, would I what?

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:03:34 AM EDT

[#30]

Hell yeah.

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Posted: 1/4/2012 5:06:03 AM EDT

[#31]

I bet she can change directions in mid slide whil she gives a soapy

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:12:59 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
there was a landmine in her kitchen?

It was out back by where they keep the wood for the stove.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:16:34 AM EDT

[#33]

oops

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:26:13 AM EDT

[#34]

Yes.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:28:38 AM EDT

[#35]

Poor trigger discipline (booger hook check on that trigger), so I've gotta pass (a man has to have his standards)

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:32:29 AM EDT

[#36]

Here's the youtube

Peggy Legg:

There’s a one-legged woman
On the dance floor
An that one leg’s so pretty
She don’t need no more
She’s got a graceful demeanor
Ahhh pure ballerina
Who gives a damn
If she’s one leg short…cause

If you knew Peggy Legg
You’d be down at her knee
An beg an beg
For her to just give you
Some time a’day
But she’s just blow you a kiss, boy
And twirls a twirl
An this is all she’d say

"We all got missing parts
Right from the start
We got to live with
Bout all a body can do
Is just stumble on through
What God gives to it
All you need is a heart
An just enough of a brain
To get your half-ass in
Out of the rain"

Now that one-legged woman’s
On the band stand
She sings a full-bodied song
About a one-legged man
She kinda jiggles her thigh
When she sings of this guy
And the perfect balance of life
Bout how all he’s got left
Is just what she’s got right…an

If you knew Peggy Legg
You’d be down at her knee
An beg an beg
For her to just give you
Some time a’day
But she’s just blow you a kiss, boy
And twirls a twirl
An this is all she’d say

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:34:26 AM EDT

[#37]

Hmmm....I am sure that leg wrapped around my back would still feel great...so, sure!

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:43:54 AM EDT

[#38]

Positions other than missionary might be tricky, but she's cute as hell! I wouldn't think twice about it, assuming her bits weren't too damaged by the mine.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:44:05 AM EDT

[#39]

Sure, she's cute.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:45:40 AM EDT

[#40]

Yep. I have an extra leg she can play with.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:51:14 AM EDT

[#41]

Only after making sure there's not another sash in the closet that says "MISTER LANDMINE."

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:53:58 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Sure, she's cute.

Yup.

If she can get over me being fuck-ugly, then I can get over the lack of a limb or two.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:55:47 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Landmines in Cambodia are NO joke.

Lots of the Falklands are still off limits from mines spread by the Argies.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:57:26 AM EDT

[#44]

Cambodia?

Probably a dude.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:58:05 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Only after making sure there's not another sash in the closet that says "MISTER LANDMINE."

Worse comes to worse, you should be able to outrun him.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:59:35 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Landmines in Cambodia are NO joke.

Lots of the Falklands are still off limits from mines spread by the Argies.

Those landmines are a good 30-40 years old, the gift that keeps on giving

Posted: 1/4/2012 6:01:54 AM EDT

[#47]

Isn't that a lady boy?

Posted: 1/4/2012 6:06:21 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I believe her name is Ilene.

No, she's Cambodian...her name would be Irene...

That's what I get for living in the mountain time zone. Beat by 90 minutes

With you in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty ...
Ah come on Eileen Irene

Posted: 1/4/2012 6:10:00 AM EDT

[#49]

Not ghey so yeah.

Posted: 1/4/2012 6:12:04 AM EDT

[#50]

of course

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