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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:31:32 PM EDT
Bored and ordered a burger at the courthouse today. It was piled with the foul sludge that is Miracle Whip. Wife loves it, Nephew loves it, Sister and I will not touch it under any circumstance.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:32:12 PM EDT
IBTP Mircle whip is nasty!
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:32:40 PM EDT
IBTP?
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:34:27 PM EDT
Prefer it over Mayo, but only by a little bit. I'll eat either, makes no real difference to me.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:36:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vengarr:IBTP?


Well a thread like this is screaming for one. Patty
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:37:08 PM EDT
Bring out the Hellman's...
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:37:10 PM EDT
Miracle Whip is better than pie





(not really, but I do like it)
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:38:04 PM EDT
It means In Before The Poll. And since you didn't know what it meant, I doubt there's even going to be one.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:40:10 PM EDT
All that food lube nauseates me. Mayonnaise, Mackerel Whap, whatever.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:40:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sigurd:
Miracle Whip is better than pie




Miracle Whip on pie! Yummm!
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:40:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:42:25 PM EDT
Better then mayo, at least it has a little taste to it. But I'm a mustard guy. Give me a good gourmet mustard, or any mustard, I'm happy.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:44:53 PM EDT
Miracle Whip? It is a miracle anyone buys the garbage. There is a reason that the Helmans label says "REAL MAYONAISE". Whenever I order a BLT out (I don't allow either on a hamburger) I make sure to tell them I don't want that slime on my sandwich. It they use it, I return the sandwich and demand a proper replacement or a refund. That label says "salad dressing". If some one wants it on their salad, let them, but don't put the Sheet on my sandwich. That stuff will throw me into a serious RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



That is nasty, disgusting garbage invented by the ACLU for mind control purposes to increase membership and subvert the constitution.....
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:45:30 PM EDT
That crap promptly induces vomiting in me.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:47:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 9:47:45 PM EDT by Da_Bunny]

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Mayo. Miracle Whip is spawn of the Devil.


+1
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:48:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 9:49:31 PM EDT by jimtash9]
Duke's is the best mayo around. Miracle Whip on the other hand is just plain nasty.


<-----------Even this guy wouldn't loot it.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:49:14 PM EDT
Plain Kraft Mayo..............but miracle whip has got to be better than poop
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:50:28 PM EDT
It's made from whale sperm.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:52:04 PM EDT
Sorry about the lack of a poll there.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:52:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wombat_SCSO:
It means In Before The Poll. And since you didn't know what it meant, I doubt there's even going to be one.



I thought it was "In Before The Poop"
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 10:01:16 PM EDT
MAYO all the way!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 10:04:12 PM EDT
Miracle Whip..

Link Posted: 9/29/2005 10:07:35 PM EDT
miracle whip was invented by a woman to ruin a man's sandwich!!!

Link Posted: 9/29/2005 10:15:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By brentwal:
Better then mayo, at least it has a little taste to it. But I'm a mustard guy. Give me a good gourmet mustard, or any mustard, I'm happy.



+1
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 11:22:59 PM EDT
I am a mayo lover but miricle whip does not make me puke. I was recently introduced to "veganaise", which has no eggs in it so they can't call it "mayo". The "vegans" at the health food store were raving about how great it was. It was on sale and I couldn't find what I was looking for so I got some. THEY WERE RIGHT!!! I know it's hard to believe but I gained a couple pounds the first week I had it I think!!! I don't even use real mayo anymore! It's not on sale anymore and I just paid 6 bucks for a large jar of the stuff, maybe I won't eat so much of it.

Do not try veganaise, if you like mayo then this will be like heroine.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 11:32:27 PM EDT
I'm a calorie counter at heart and Miracle Whip is better in those terms...


And if you are eating a sandwich for the mayo alone, you've got issues . It is a good substitute...



- BG
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 11:35:16 PM EDT
Hate it,
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 12:26:22 AM EDT
I like miricle sammys... no meat just bread and mw
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 4:45:32 AM EDT
Mustard, please.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 4:48:21 AM EDT
Miracle Whip = Same as white colored shit
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 4:52:27 AM EDT
You might as well spread that stuff on your hips and ass because that's where it's headed.
It's full of fat and other things you cannot pronounce.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:05:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
I'm a calorie counter at heart and Miracle Whip is better in those terms...


And if you are eating a sandwich for the mayo alone, you've got issues . It is a good substitute...



- BG



I have actually had a miracle whip sandwhich!


I love that stuff.

TXL
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:08:46 AM EDT
It's vile. Disgusting.

Hellman's all the way, if it has to be mayo, but I prefer mustard, too.

Actually, Wasabi Mayo is awesome! A nice spicy bite!
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:09:58 AM EDT
Ugh. I used to play over at my cousin's house a lot when we were growing up. When we ate sandwiches, they never had mayo. Only Miracle Whip. I could barely choke that crap down. It was so foul. Free food and all, so I never really complained, but it did not taste right at all.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:20:35 AM EDT
Regular Mayonaise =bland and boring
Miracle Whip = yummy goodness
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:24:05 AM EDT
Miracle Whip is a fine *salad dressing*. It makes great macaroni salad, and tuna salad. As a stand alone condiment on a sandwich, however, it is teh suck. Note the word "dressing" right on the MW label.

There is a very tasty macaroni salad recipe on the Old Bay® can...I use Miracle Whip in that, although any cheap salad dressing will do.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:54:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tugboat:
I like miricle sammys... no meat just bread and mw



+1

My dad used to make that when I was a kid and poor.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:57:59 AM EDT
I can't tell the difference... I think I give the slight edge to real mayo but frankly, I'm easy when it comes to that. Whichever it is, I don't like a lot of it, just a little. I prefer mustard on most things. If it's potato salad, I'll squirt mustard on it (if it's not already in there) and mix it in.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:01:29 AM EDT
McIlhenny Farms® Spicy Mayonnaise

Spicy Mayo at the Tabasco Country Store

Everything else is wrong.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 9:09:13 PM EDT
How is this for levels of nasty? My sister's ex-husband's entire family put miracle whip on corn on the cob. They claim it started during the depression and they couldn't get butter, and now they like the taste. Many family dinners I have sat in awe and literally gagged at the sight.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 10:16:18 PM EDT
Mayo and white bread.........none better.

Protestants lox and cream cheese.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 10:22:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 10:33:36 PM EDT by 4get_No1]

Originally Posted By TxLewis:

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
I'm a calorie counter at heart and Miracle Whip is better in those terms...


And if you are eating a sandwich for the mayo alone, you've got issues . It is a good substitute...



- BG



I have actually had a miracle whip sandwhich!


I love that stuff.

TXL



Originally Posted By comp1911:

Originally Posted By tugboat:
I like miricle sammys... no meat just bread and mw



+1

My dad used to make that when I was a kid and poor.



Yeah, me too. Cold fried chicken, miracle whip sandwhich, some chuncks of cracker-barrel cheese on the side, coca-cola... DAMN - on my way to the refrigerator.

ETA: I'm back... plus a big ol' slice of fresh tomato, a few green onions, and some dippin' salt for the onions.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 10:29:22 PM EDT
who in their right mind puts mayo on a burger!!?? Other than the French? Mayo in any form is just gross
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 10:34:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 10:36:36 PM EDT by Mr-H]
You can bet that anytihng with the word "miricle" in it is Christopher Lowell food. Mayo only, please.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 10:35:20 PM EDT
Mayo, ketchup, mustard and Rooster sauce on a two day old left over hamburger patty nuked for about 45 seconds is pretty near heaven on a good fresh bun.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 10:46:30 PM EDT
Miracle whip is better 'n corn dogs!!!!

Miracle whip is better 'n NASCAR!!!!

Miracle whip is better 'n any Chevy Pickup. (no contest )(smiley added so Chevy owners don't shit, freak out and try to kill themselves.)

Miracle whip is almost as good as a Padron 3000 (but, well, not really. The Padron is better 'n a ninja).

Miracle whip is not mayonaise, it is something different, better, much tastier, the only true condiment.

Miracle whip is Ambrosia. Gods gift to humans. Better 'n garbonzo beans but not as good as steak.

Miracle whip rocks.

I hope that clarifies the important things in life.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 9:29:51 AM EDT
MMMMM Tasty!

AB
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 9:34:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 9:39:22 AM EDT
Miracle Whip

Link Posted: 10/1/2005 10:11:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2005 10:13:39 AM EDT by Hiwathl]
it's a 'Miracle' that it was invented
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