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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:20:37 PM EDT
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says,"Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

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"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:21:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:28:11 PM EDT


"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, 'It's Not Unusual'."





Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:30:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:22:50 PM EDT
breathe
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:28:47 PM EDT
heh
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:31:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DrMark:

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, 'It's Not Unusual'."








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