In case anyone here is a Michigan State Fan:
Q: How do you get a Spartan Grad off you door step?
A: Pay him for the Pizza.
Q: What does a Michigan State Grad ask a Michigan Gran when they meet?
A: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Q: Did you hear that The Rolling Stones are playing at Spartan Stadium?
A: Yeah, they're 10-point favorites.
Q: What does the average Michigan State football player get on his SAT?
Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a Michigan State football player?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: How long does it take a Michigan State football player to run a 40 yard dash?
A: No one knows. After the sixth yard they get tired of climbing over the fences.
Q: What's the difference between Michigan State fans and a litter of puppies?
A: Eventually, the litter of puppies grow up and stop whining.
Q: What are the best four years of a Spartan Athlete's life?
A: Third grade.
Q: How come the Michigan State football team doesn't have a web site?
A: They can't string three "W's" together.
Q: Why did they cancel the MSU Christmas party?
A: They could not find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: How do you keep a Spartan out of your yard?
A: Put up a goal post.
Q: Why do Michigan State graduates hang their diplomas from thier rear view mirror?
A: To justify thier handicapped parking.
LOL! I'm a Tennesse fan but my wife and stepdaughter are both Michigan Yankees therefore being Wolverine fans, I'll pull for Michigan on occasion but they'd better not overlook Michigan State this weekend...that team is on fire and could very well give the Wolverines their second loss this season...anyhow good luck for your team.
<BR>U of M school of medicine 2000
I thought those were all Auburn jokes?
... but in the spirit of bashing Michigan St.
Q: Why did Michigan State put artificial turf in their stadium?
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
Oh, and everyone knows none of the chicks in Ann Arbor shave their legs. That place is fulla hippies. East Lansing has all the hot chicks. Oh... If I only knew then, what I know now college would have been 10x sweeter.
You know when I had a job at MSU and it became known that I was a UofM guy I asked them why a state agricultural college, one that came up with a way to grow grass inside the Silverdome for world cup games had astroturf on their football field.
You could hear the cows mooing after that one!
12:30 on ABC even here in Seattle. Yeah baby!
UofM #3 or 4 rushing defense in the country, allowing around 70 yards per game vs MSU the #16 rushing offense getting 212.9 yards per game.