In case anyone here is a Michigan State Fan:
Q: How do you get a Spartan Grad off you door step?
A: Pay him for the Pizza.
Q: What does a Michigan State Grad ask a Michigan Gran when they meet?
A: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Q: Did you hear that The Rolling Stones are playing at Spartan Stadium?
A: Yeah, they're 10-point favorites.
Q: What does the average Michigan State football player get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a Michigan State football player?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: How long does it take a Michigan State football player to run a 40 yard dash?
A: No one knows. After the sixth yard they get tired of climbing over the fences.
Q: What's the difference between Michigan State fans and a litter of puppies?
A: Eventually, the litter of puppies grow up and stop whining.
Q: What are the best four years of a Spartan Athlete's life?
A: Third grade.
Q: How come the Michigan State football team doesn't have a web site?
A: They can't string three "W's" together.
Q: Why did they cancel the MSU Christmas party?
A: They could not find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: How do you keep a Spartan out of your yard?
A: Put up a goal post.
Q: Why do Michigan State graduates hang their diplomas from thier rear view mirror?
A: To justify thier handicapped parking.