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Posted: 9/3/2005 4:19:36 AM EDT
Vacation is Over... an open letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush


Friday, September 2nd, 2005

Dear Mr. Bush:

Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.

Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?

Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!

I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?

And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!

On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.

There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!

You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.

Yours,

Michael Moore
[email protected]
www.MichaelMoore.com

P.S. That annoying mother, Cindy Sheehan, is no longer at your ranch. She and dozens of other relatives of the Iraqi War dead are now driving across the country, stopping in many cities along the way. Maybe you can catch up with them before they get to DC on September 21st.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 4:26:20 AM EDT
[#1]
NO FLOOD FOR OIL!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 4:30:18 AM EDT
[#2]
I refuse to lower my IQ by reading that.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 4:31:37 AM EDT
[#3]
If this guy hates American so much, why doesn't he just get the hell out!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 4:31:44 AM EDT
[#4]
Get off of your fat ass and help, ASSHOLE!!!

Winy liberal fuck!


Link Posted: 9/3/2005 4:33:32 AM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 4:33:46 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Get off of your fat ass and help, ASSHOLE!!!

Winy liberal fuck!






No shit! He can at least share his doughnuts with the poor folks.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 4:50:01 AM EDT
[#7]
Telling him to shut up or wake up hasn't helped and never will.

What I want to know is we have soldiers all over the world, people who believe in the 2nd ammendment all over the US, and no one can put a bullet in Moore's fat ass?  That would probably help him though argue that guns are bad.  Anybody good with a bow and arrow near him?  I can see the news now: Michael Moore shot in ass with arrow, vows to have bows, arrows and the trees to make them banned.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 4:55:27 AM EDT
[#8]
Maybe he should cut back on his cheeseburger consumption and donate some cash. He's mentally ill and the liberals use him as a tool. I'm beginning to think all liberals are mentally ill, nor just stupid.

The Democratic party-the party for people Darwin described on the bottom of the food chain.

Give me an example of a strong bodied, healthy capable liberal.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 4:57:48 AM EDT
[#9]
He's wrong about one thing though, the roofs the blacks are stuck on don't belong to them, they belong to the government and tax payers. The people of Kennebunkport having at least an IQ that would register on the scale would have boogied.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 5:12:26 AM EDT
[#10]
I gotta say , this big fat mother fucker has millions he has made off the suffering of others. He can never fucking talk shit about helping ones in need. The fat fuck
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 5:12:36 AM EDT
[#11]
he is a socialist with a socialist agenda. he will use his skills and whatever is at hand to promote his agenda.

i remember going to his site before the election.. statements like 'i know kerry isn't leader we really want but we must get behind him to defeat bush'.

this is an important point to make. many of the so-called national democrats have socialist agendas. i don just mean that their agendas a socialist like.. i mean they are conciously promoting an agenda that they know is socialist. they don't call it it that for obvious reasons. it is an agenda that is very similar (and based on i think) the european socialist agendas found in germany in particular but also throughout europe.

he uses his skills to promote class envy. he does this on purpose. the main theme behind fahrenheit 911 was that bush and company wanted a war for oil and coporate profits, by keeping the economy down he could fill the ranks of the military with poor people, mostly black. i talked to more than one black person of relatively high economic means and this story was very compelling to them. they agreed with his propaganda..

people need to wake up to this fact and quit moaning so much about how stupid or whatever these people are. they have agendas, they have money and talent and they are using those resources in an attempt create a country and government that is based on the socialist blueprint.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 5:13:00 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
He's wrong about one thing though, the roofs the blacks are stuck on don't belong to them, they belong to the government and tax payers. The people of Kennebunkport having at least an IQ that would register on the scale would have boogied.


Not everyone down there is on welfare
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 5:21:15 AM EDT
[#13]
GIANT SOCIALIST WEASEL!!!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:25:50 AM EDT
[#14]
MM is a whiney fat fuck who needs to FOAD
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:29:59 AM EDT
[#15]
Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina? Damn, more like, "Day 5 after HK with degenerates and crackheads that should have been wiped clean off the earth anyway".
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:34:47 AM EDT
[#16]
He is so full of shit and each of his arguments are pathetic. Though we have a substantial number of national guard troops in Iraq, we still have far more of them than we need for this disaster here at home. The problem isn't and hasn't been numbers. The problem that caused a delay was getting all of that massive effort in place. The logistics needed to support such an effort is massive. You can't snap your fingers and have that in place.  We've got plenty of trucks and helcopters, but they weren't all stationed in Louisiana waiting for something to happen. It takes time to bring those things into place. It takes fuel tankers and maintenance people to keep them going. And it takes ships a bit of time to sail from the east coast down to the Gulf. Everything isn't instant fucking coffee like they try to suggest.

Anyone with the slightest clue could shred his arguments to pieces with facts. But I am not gonna waste my time worrying about that fat disgusting fuck because nobody but the hopelessly left take him seriously anyway. Fuck Michael Moore and the socialist fucktards who share his twisted thinking.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:38:43 AM EDT
[#17]
Can somebody get Mickey Moore an extra large bucket of super greasy, extra crispy chicken?

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:44:34 AM EDT
[#18]
Saying what needs to be done about Moore would be a CoC violation.  Advocating decisive, violent, bloody, illegal acts done against US citizens would be a clear violation of board policy, therefore I will not post it.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:49:09 AM EDT
[#19]
Lardass could have singlehandedly plugged the breached levees with his giant hippo butt cheeks.


Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:51:25 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
What I want to know is we have soldiers all over the world, people who believe in the 2nd ammendment all over the US, and no one can put a bullet in Moore's fat ass?


What's stopping you tough guy?
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:54:04 AM EDT
[#21]
If the letter was written by someone i respected , i might at least look at some points he makes.

This guy makes me sick, he is a maggot
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:54:11 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
I refuse to lower my IQ by reading that.


Ditto.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:56:49 AM EDT
[#23]
I read through that garbage letter and never did he say what it is that he has done to help the situation in N.O.
MY letter to Michael Moore:
Running your big mouth aint' helping either,  jackass. BTW, you are rich, what have you done to help the unfortunate ones who failed to heed the warning to GET OUT OF TOWN?

BTW, sending yesterdays leftover stale pizza and donuts doesn't count.    
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:06:58 AM EDT
[#24]
whats this shit about the waters in the gulf becoming warmer? Hasn't global warming been scientifically disproved like countless times? All the proof that the earths temp as a whole goes in cyclys and it was actually MUCH warmer in the middle ages w/ no catostrphic events resulting from it. I thought everyon who googled "global warming" and spent 15 mins reading some scientific journals was well aware of these facts...goes to show what some people will do to make a buck.


Speed
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:12:53 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
whats this shit about the waters in the gulf becoming warmer? Hasn't global warming been scientifically disproved like countless times? All the proof that the earths temp as a whole goes in cyclys and it was actually MUCH warmer in the middle ages w/ no catostrphic events resulting from it. I thought everyon who googled "global warming" and spent 15 mins reading some scientific journals was well aware of these facts...goes to show what some people will do to make a buck.


Speed



actually there are still alot of scientists who still believe in Global Warming.
Supposedly the gulf temps are 2 or 5 degrees higher than ever at this date.
The amount of storms hasnt really changed , they believe the hot temps really soup them up.
In a normal year Katrina would have been a Cat 2 at best. Is it Global Warming that caused it,
prolly not
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:14:55 AM EDT
[#26]

Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters.


I thought the NG were soldiers - not Boy Scouts.
They signed up to be in the military.
Speaking of which - where are all those hippies in the Peace Corps?
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:22:33 AM EDT
[#27]
Michael Moore's groceries for one week could feed the poor of New Orleans!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:27:49 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Dear Mr. Bush:

Any idea where all our helicopters are?

<<< SNIP >>>



Wouldn't need so many helicopters if the fucking NEO-MORON Democratic Mayor of New Orleans had taken GWBush's advice earlier and evacuated the city and had used all the HUNDREDS of buses to evacuate people instead of dumping them all in the Superdome's toilets.

WHERE'S ALL THE CITY'S BUSES TO EVACUATE THE PEOPLE!???



Dear Mr. Moore:

Any idea where all the profits from Farenheit 911 went?

Any idea how many victims of 911 hate your guts for profiting off the deaths of their dead loved ones?

Any idea why you're so fat and stupid?


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