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Posted: 10/7/2004 4:53:07 AM EST



I saw a thread on DU that siad he was sick. Anyone else hear about this?


Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:55:56 AM EST
I bet one of Bushes boys made him up a nice chemical cocktail and made him drink it. One less fat assed loud mouth to deal with.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:56:30 AM EST
Of course his health sucks, he's morbidly obese. To ask if he's sick is redundant.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:57:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 4:57:46 AM EST by motown_steve]
I hope he dies.

ETA - Oh shut up, you're thinking the same thing!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:58:01 AM EST
Who cares?

I have more important things to think about. Like how long I should wait before I trim my toenails again. You know, important shit.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:58:10 AM EST
Oh he's sick alright.

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:58:37 AM EST
It merely mimics pneumonia at first. Then his dick falls off. When it does, it'll be the first time he's seen it in 20 years.

I doubt there is anything wrong with him. It's probably just someone trying to cheer us up.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:00:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By rn45:
It merely mimics pneumonia at first. Then his dick falls off. When it does, it'll be the first time he's seen it in 20 years.



OMG
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:03:10 AM EST
Alright, let's be serious! One can only hope!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:06:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I hope he dies.

ETA - Oh shut up, you're thinking the same thing!



Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:07:01 AM EST
Kewl.


Carl Rove must have done it.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:08:09 AM EST
DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:08:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I hope he dies.

ETA - Oh shut up, you're thinking the same thing!




How mean! Doesn't change the fact that its funny as hell anyway.


OBTW - yeah I was thinking it too.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:09:50 AM EST
WE should all get togather and send him a get DEAD soon card!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:11:55 AM EST
Could it be....


K A R M A ?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:15:08 AM EST
Zombies can't die.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:16:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1Walker:
I bet one of Bushes boys made him up a nice chemical cocktail and made him drink it. One less fat assed loud mouth to deal with.



Probably put it his Big Mac(s).
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:16:45 AM EST
Shit doesn't die. It just dries up.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:19:32 AM EST
Swing low sweet chariot.........
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:21:05 AM EST
I hope he dies
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:22:12 AM EST
Projection into the future 6 months. My wife ..."Moore died".... ..me..."Who?"
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:39:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By jmoffatt:
WE should all get togather and send him a get DEAD soon card!



I'll sign it!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:44:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 5:46:01 AM EST by chrome1]

Originally Posted By jmoffatt:
WE should all get togather and send him a get DEAD soon card!



Where do I sign
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:48:39 AM EST
Forgive me, Lord, for the un-Christian thing I just thought.......
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:59:36 AM EST
There really is a god!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:18:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Forgive me, Lord, for the un-Christian thing I just thought.......



I agree.

I try to be a better man than I am, but I fail an awful lot.

[Phillippe the Mouse]"Lord, I know I promised, but I also know, that you know what a weak willed person I am."[/Phillippe the Mouse]

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:20:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I hope he dies.

ETA - Oh shut up, you're thinking the same thing!



Yes, actually, I was...

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:23:26 AM EST

"How youuuuu dooooooin...?"

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:25:27 AM EST
Gee, he just released Farenheit 9/11 on DVD and now he's mysteriously sick? Sounds like a promotional stunt to me.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:27:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By Noname:

"How youuuuu dooooooin...?"

www.foxnews.com/images/140323/0_22_moore_michael.jpg



Can you just NOT?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:31:06 AM EST
AIDs related pneumonitis vs fat embolism. Or perhaps it is related to heart failure from following the electoral vote sites.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:31:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zaphod:

Originally Posted By Noname:

"How youuuuu dooooooin...?"

www.foxnews.com/images/140323/0_22_moore_michael.jpg



Can you just NOT?

\


No doubt! That pic is making ME sick! His mug makes Rosie O'Donnell look like a hottie. Eeewww...
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:33:27 AM EST
MM and Sarah f-ing Brady should get together. What a cute couple.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:42:17 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:56:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:
Swing low sweet chariot.........

going to have to be a big chariot with over load springs!!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:29:03 AM EST

I actually just got it CONFIRMED that the fat slob does indeed have pneumonia.

He was supposed to speak on campus today, and I just got an announcement that his event was cancelled because of it



Here is part of the university announcement I got


MICHAEL MOORE CANCELS SPEAKING ENGAGEMENTS

Michael Moore has cancelled his speech October 7 due to a bout with pneumonia. The Campus Programming Council is working in conjunction with Moore and the Pageant to reschedule the filmmaker's talk. Tickets to Moore's speech will still be valid when the event is rescheduled.


Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:33:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I actually just got it CONFIRMED that the fat slob does indeed have pneumonia.



Fill, lungs, fill!

Jeez, that's terrible of me...
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:19:57 AM EST
Hope hope hope . . . That ass is scheuled here, Tucson, next week . . .
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:10:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By Noname:

"How youuuuu dooooooin...?"

www.foxnews.com/images/140323/0_22_moore_michael.jpg



You just had to show a picture!
Now, I'm sick! Goddammit!

I don't know which is worse, a picture of that fat fuck or a current picture of that child molesting Rim Wraith.

Enough to give you the dry heaves!

Bilster
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:11:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By ClayP:
AIDs related pneumonitis........



Just what I was thinking.....ding ding ding, we have a winner.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:21:56 PM EST
I normally dont take delight in the suffering of others, but when people bring it on themselves, I have little sympathy. Im not saying that I wish death upon the guy....but I find it laughable that he should become ill, being a big fat out-of-shape slob. A heart attack is a "when" and not an "if"....and f him because he has the ability to change that and chooses not to.

F him and his illness......oh, and I take back what I said about him being out of shape...I just realized....ROUND is a shape
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:30:25 PM EST
I feel sorry for the pall bearers.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:30:35 PM EST
They have good medical benefits in jail, which is where he should go for bribing slackers to vote.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:33:13 PM EST


"Is it lunchtime already?"
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:39:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I actually just got it CONFIRMED that the fat slob does indeed have pneumonia.

He was supposed to speak on campus today, and I just got an announcement that his event was cancelled because of it



Here is part of the university announcement I got


MICHAEL MOORE CANCELS SPEAKING ENGAGEMENTS

Michael Moore has cancelled his speech October 7 due to a bout with pneumonia. The Campus Programming Council is working in conjunction with Moore and the Pageant to reschedule the filmmaker's talk. Tickets to Moore's speech will still be valid when the event is rescheduled.





DK-Prof,

I too work here at Wash. U. and was going to mention the e-mail about Moore's speech being canceled.

I'm planning on walking around to see all the sights on campus after I get out of my lab today.

Where are you located? IM me if you don't want to make it public. I'm with the Earth & Planetary Sciences department.

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:39:24 PM EST
Probably has a donut stuck in his blow-hole.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:20:59 PM EST
Can't you get congestive heart failure when you pneumonia?

Damn the luck, the sumbitch lives in the best country in the world when its comes to doctors and hospitals. Whiles he's in the hospital someone should give him a barium enema like they were talkin about in the stuffit in her pooper thread. Oh thats right, the plug only goes out a couple inches, no way his boyfriends play hole can hold that plug being overbored as it is by now.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:25:07 PM EST
"Die motherfucker die motherfucker die!" Sing along....

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:27:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Misery:
"Die motherfucker die motherfucker die!"



DAMN!.....you beat me to it!

DIE ASSHOLE!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:31:59 PM EST
DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:38:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Forgive me, Lord, for the un-Christian thing I just thought.......




A quiet +1
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