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Posted: 8/24/2005 3:41:40 PM EDT

















www.examiner.ie/breaking/story.asp?j=62010585&p=6zxyx87x&n=62010875&x=

Michael Moore checks in at fat farm

Maverick film-maker Michael Moore has enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week (€3,119 a-week) celebrity fat farm in a bid to loose weight.

The Fahrenheit 9/11 director has booked into the Pritikin Longevity Center And Spa in Aventura, Florida, where he is learning to cook healthy meals and will undergo "life re-education", according to PageSix.com.

Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 5.4 kilograms (12 pounds) during the first three weeks.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 3:44:36 PM EDT
Where is Aventur Florida? Maybe I can get over there and get some pics.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 3:47:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/24/2005 3:51:00 PM EDT by Airwolf]

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Where is Aventur Florida? Maybe I can get over there and get some pics.



www.pritikin.com/contact/contact_Location.shtml






ETA: Plug "Aventura, FL" into Google Earth and it will take you RIGHT TO the Pritikin Center.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 3:48:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/24/2005 3:49:15 PM EDT by callgood]
Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 5.4 kilograms (12 pounds) during the first three weeks.


What a dumb ass. For 15 bucks he could buy a copy of The Scarsdale Medical Diet book and lose 12-15 pounds in 2 weeks. Of course, you can't just screw up your will power and stop stuffing your face. You have to spend 3 grand to have someone show you how to say no. Won't work. He'll regain. And he'll always be a fathead, anyway.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 3:49:06 PM EDT
It won't change his socialist mind though.

Link Posted: 8/24/2005 3:56:13 PM EDT
Does 'life re-education' include shock treatments? How about good ol fashion ass whoopins'?

How about sticking needles in his eyes while you play the Hamas anthem over and over?

It's a good thing I don't work there....he'd get 'life re-educated' thouroughly and with absolutely zero chance of recidivisim.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 4:04:46 PM EDT
I dare you disgrace a pig like that!

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Link Posted: 8/24/2005 4:11:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By callgood:
Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 5.4 kilograms (12 pounds) during the first three weeks.


What a dumb ass. For 15 bucks he could buy a copy of The Scarsdale Medical Diet book and lose 12-15 pounds in 2 weeks. Of course, you can't just screw up your will power and stop stuffing your face. You have to spend 3 grand to have someone show you how to say no. Won't work. He'll regain. And he'll always be a fathead, anyway.




Yeah...but then he would only have himself to blame, which is unacceptable for the Libtard mind. When he doesn't lose weigh at the fat-farm, he'll blame the fat-farm.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 4:14:59 PM EDT
He could take a shit and lose 12 pounds.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 4:15:31 PM EDT
South Bronx Paradise Diet, baby!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:03:54 PM EDT
he should be on a steady diet of cyanide
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:11:38 PM EDT
Please don't insult pigs, they are a nearly perfect animal

Compare him to what he is, a maggot/rodent cross.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:15:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Airwolf:

Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 5.4 kilograms (12 pounds) during the first three weeks.



Cut off his head. That'll do it.
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:27:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:

Originally Posted By Airwolf:

Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 5.4 kilograms (12 pounds) during the first three weeks.



Cut off his head. That'll do it.



Whats with the MM avatar?
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:30:14 PM EDT
What kind of idiot needs to go to a special spa for this kind of thing?


Everyone knows what to eat and how to excercise... we just DONT do it.


- BG
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:31:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:

Originally Posted By Stealth:

Originally Posted By Airwolf:

Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 5.4 kilograms (12 pounds) during the first three weeks.



Cut off his head. That'll do it.



Whats with the MM avatar?



I had the avatar first. MM used it as a role model later. He hasn't had an original idea since he figured out how to mix chocolate with corndogs.

Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:33:30 PM EDT
Those pigs are a hell of a lot better looking and probably smell a hell of a lot better too!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:41:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/24/2005 10:50:06 PM EDT by niceguymr]

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Where is Aventur Florida? Maybe I can get over there and get some pics.



I live in Aventura, a small "City of Excellence" as they call it that is about 2 square miles in area. I live just a few blocks away from where he is staying. I can see the Pritikin Center from my balcony. You coudn't pay me to hang around there to take some pics, however, I ocassionally "visit" a girl who lives in the same building. It's an upscale luxury condo in Turnberry Towers. Ugh, the thought of actually having to see him if/when I may go by and visit her while he's here. I can already imagine seeing him doing laps around the world famous Turnberry Golf Course, aka Country Club Drive. It's were everyone runs, jogs, walks for excercise, and I'm know that Pritikin utilizes this trail as part of their program. I do have a camera in my car, and if I ever see that fat ass rolling around the 'circle', I'll be sure to stop and take pics and post!
Link Posted: 8/24/2005 10:41:46 PM EDT
I wish he'd "check out" there too, if you know what I mean.

Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll buy the place. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 5:50:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/25/2005 5:51:41 AM EDT by KlubMarcus]
From www.lonestartimes.com/

Flint Michigan, setting for Michael Moore’s break-out documentary about the injustice of capitalism, "Roger & Me"

The Pritikin Resort, where rich white people like Michael Moore spend thousands of dollars to recover from the effects of too much leisure time and bountiful food made possible by capitalism.
Fat Mikey has come a long way, baby!
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 5:53:32 AM EDT
BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 5:56:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:

Originally Posted By Airwolf:

Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 5.4 kilograms (12 pounds) during the first three weeks.



Cut off his head. That'll do it.




Nope, he would gain weight. The hot air in that big bag with ears has a lift of, oh say, 15 to 20 pounds...
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 9:12:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By niceguymr:

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Where is Aventur Florida? Maybe I can get over there and get some pics.



I live in Aventura, a small "City of Excellence" as they call it that is about 2 square miles in area. I live just a few blocks away from where he is staying. I can see the Pritikin Center from my balcony. You coudn't pay me to hang around there to take some pics, however, I ocassionally "visit" a girl who lives in the same building. It's an upscale luxury condo in Turnberry Towers. Ugh, the thought of actually having to see him if/when I may go by and visit her while he's here. I can already imagine seeing him doing laps around the world famous Turnberry Golf Course, aka Country Club Drive. It's were everyone runs, jogs, walks for excercise, and I'm know that Pritikin utilizes this trail as part of their program. I do have a camera in my car, and if I ever see that fat ass rolling around the 'circle', I'll be sure to stop and take pics and post!



Balcony, huh? At what range would....nevermind.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 10:52:20 AM EDT
Not that I like the guy, but itsn't it kind of a cheap shot to make fun of the man's weight?

That said, I would love to organize a great, big barbeque right next door to the facility, and set up large fans blow the odor through their windows.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 11:00:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Where is Aventur Florida? Maybe I can get over there and get some pics.



Maybe Katrina will blow that fat fuck away.
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