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Posted: 5/19/2005 1:00:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/19/2005 1:11:04 PM EST by KangarooAR-15A3]
I get IM'ed by this chick trying to sell me on paying to look at her webcam.
Transcript below.

cyberfungirlforurplea­sa: hi... anyonr there?
matt : no not here right now
cyberfungirlforurpleasa: oh your tthere hi...
matt : can you spell?
matt : I dont think I know you
cyberfungirlforurpleasa: a/s/l (age seex location)?
matt : seex?
cyberfungirlforurpleasa: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like tto chat.
cyberfungirlforurpleasa: so what hqve you been up to kangaroo12001?
matt : rreally?
matt : I hqve been working all days
cyberfungirlforurpleasa: cool. i was just hangin oout watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
cyberfungirlforurpleasa: oh ho not work... thats a 4 letter word you know..
matt : reallyyy? all your airsoft are belong to the goat todays
cyberfungirlforurpleasa: feel like a little cyber fun with e ? please please...
matt : sure why not, go ahead and on your webcam turn
cyberfungirlforurpleasa: yeah I have one hooked up on my homepage, cyberfungirls dot com
matt : tthat prolly cost moneys huh?
matt : do you know The Red Goat?
cyberfungirlforurpleasa: it doesnt cost anything just to look at my bio and sample picss. only if you want to see all the other *good pics and cams and stuff then its only like 19 bucks or somethin
matt : did Arowneragain refer you to me?
cyberfungirlforurpleasa: oh well your loss. why dont you open up my profile and see what you misssed out on. theres a link there to my homepage where i have some real nice pics to leave with.
matt : 19 dolla?
matt : all your base are belong to usmatt : ?
matt : gone away you have?
matt : hello?
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:02:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/19/2005 1:02:47 PM EST by olyarms]


For some reason I get the image of beavis in my head when reading that.
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:03:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:


For some reason I get the image of beavis in my head when reading that.



My spelling mistakes were intentional.....
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:04:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/19/2005 1:05:02 PM EST by 1GUNRUNNER]
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:05:19 PM EST
And you didn't even get to put on your wizzard hat
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:05:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Originally Posted By olyarms:


For some reason I get the image of beavis in my head when reading that.



My spelling mistakes were intentional.....


No the whole chatting with a cam whore,

Never mind just could see Beavis and Butthead episode made up around that with their horrible laugh every 10 seconds
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:05:56 PM EST
Or a guy in a wizards cap and cape...
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:06:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Originally Posted By olyarms:


For some reason I get the image of beavis in my head when reading that.



My spelling mistakes were intentional.....



That could be hard to figure out but I pieced it together by reading it.
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:07:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:07:32 PM EST
You should have made her say "ARGHHH" at least once before she could sign off.

Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:09:03 PM EST

And then seeing your Avatar from Crank Yankers is perfect!
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:11:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:13:52 PM EST
I think you were talking to a bot
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:17:07 PM EST
19 dolla? too beacoup!
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:18:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By sharky30:
I think you were talking to a bot



Sharky, what happened to you avatar?
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 1:21:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By deimos:
19 dolla? too beacoup!



Yeah, when I was in Korea you could get a short time for about $25...A BJ at the table for $15. That's WAY better then spanking while looking at your computer.
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 2:56:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By sharky30:
I think you were talking to a bot



Sharky, what happened to you avatar?



I switched back to the original (at least it should be showing Quagmire from Family Guy)
creapy zombie zex offender was too much to handle
Link Posted: 5/19/2005 6:23:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/19/2005 6:23:55 PM EST by PlaymoreMinds]

Originally Posted By sharky30:
I think you were talking to a bot



Sharky's right...bot it is...especially if you were on yahell
Phished IM's if you will...
the ones promising that you can make millions in real estate are not nearly as entertainig...entertaining...gawd...past my bedtime!
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