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Posted: 1/7/2006 5:43:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 5:44:26 PM EDT
[#1]
BREAD!


Link Posted: 1/7/2006 5:44:37 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 5:46:26 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 5:53:06 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
So, is Chuck Norris a liberal?



Does he like bread?

What sound does it make if you hit Chuck Norris with a maglite?
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:08:16 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So, is Chuck Norris a liberal?



Does he like bread?

What sound does it make if you hit Chuck Norris with a maglite?



Bonk?
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:11:08 PM EDT
[#6]
IBTL!






Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:12:41 PM EDT
[#7]
IBTL.


What is with all the Chuck Norris threads?



Sorry I am a NOOB.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:13:47 PM EDT
[#8]
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Chuck Norris is so tough, he doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway....
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:14:39 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
So, is Chuck Norris a liberal?



Does he like bread?

What sound does it make if you hit Chuck Norris with a maglite?



Bonk?



That was a trick question. You can't hit chuck norris with a mag lite. It's impossible.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:16:15 PM EDT
[#10]
In before the round house kick!
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:19:16 PM EDT
[#11]
Dang, I know of another forum where they love chuck too O_o.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:28:25 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/D34N88/chucknorrisdown3zg.gif



That was a fake Chuck.  If that was the real Chuck, the paddle would have shattered on his forhead.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:30:43 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/D34N88/chucknorrisdown3zg.gif



That was a fake Chuck.  If that was the real Chuck, the paddle would have shattered on his forhead.



No, that was Chuck on a movie set acting to show the kids not to hit each other with boat paddles. He did it to demonstrate safety to children, as he is wont to do.

But even though it was an acting job and Chuck was not really hit with the paddle, Chuck still kicked the ass of everyone on set on the grounds that he can't permit people to even pretend to hit him without retribution.
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