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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:10:00 AM EST
It's good to be the king.

Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:11:18 AM EST
How many movies do you watch each day? Asking because I see a movie thread each day from you.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:11:43 AM EST
I didn't get a "harumph" outta that guy!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:11:55 AM EST
A few. Mostly AMC
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:12:38 AM EST
Because, unlike some other Robin Hood, I can speak with an English accent
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:13:36 AM EST
Originally Posted By saigamanTX:
A few. Mostly AMC


Watching a Mel Brooks movie on AMC is like "reading" Playboy on books-on-tape.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:13:56 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:14:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Originally Posted By saigamanTX:
A few. Mostly AMC


Watching a Mel Brooks movie on AMC is like "reading" Playboy on books-on-tape.


Watch late at night sir. Or that's what BR is for
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:18:45 AM EST
"Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!"
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:31:29 AM EST
The Sheriff is a ni...BONG!



The Ol' Crew Chief

Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:42:43 AM EST
"Candy-gram for Mongo"
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:46:52 AM EST
Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:48:31 AM EST
May the Schwartz be with you!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:49:14 AM EST
My daughter was born to the movie "Space Balls". It was on the TV in the delivery room

"Do I have any openings that this man might fit?"
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:50:36 AM EST
I knew it- I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, Assholes!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:52:45 AM EST
"THE JIG IS UP!".............."AND GONE!"
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:56:39 AM EST
I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:57:21 AM EST
Originally Posted By metalsaber:
How many movies do you watch each day? Asking because I see a movie thread each day from you.


I was going to ask how many threads he starts per day...
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:58:05 AM EST
I didn't catch you playing with your dolls again SIR!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 6:58:14 AM EST
That's funny ... she doesn't look Druish.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:02:03 AM EST
What???
No love for "Young Frankenstein"?

Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:03:17 AM EST
Man drink like that and he don't eat, he gonna die. When?
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:05:56 AM EST
She's gone from suck to blow!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:06:18 AM EST
"Are we awake?"
"We're not sure- are we black?"
"We are."
"Then we're awake, but we're very confused."
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:06:53 AM EST
"What do you like to do?"

"Play chess ... screw."

"Let's play chess!"
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:07:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By saigamanTX:

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Originally Posted By saigamanTX:
A few. Mostly AMC


Watching a Mel Brooks movie on AMC is like "reading" Playboy on books-on-tape.


Watch late at night sir. Or that's what BR is for


Watching them on AMC is pointless. AMC censors the shit out of them.

"We'll take the <blank> and the <blank>, but we won't take the Irish!"

Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:07:50 AM EST
They said you was hung?!

..and they was right!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:11:44 AM EST
You must be Igor...
No, its pronounced Eyegor...
Well, they said it was Igor...

Well, they were wrong, weren't they?


What hump?
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:16:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2011 7:25:52 AM EST by TrojanMan]
Originally Posted By Tin_Star:
What???
No love for "Young Frankenstein"?



No, it's pronounced Frank-en-steen.


ETA: Sorta beat on that one.

Vould you like to roll in ze hay vith me?

ETA x2: One of the least popular of his movies is Dracula: Dead and Loving It. But it's immortalized in my family.

My parents own appartment buildings and do all the maintenance themselves. One time, a tennant clogged the hell out of a sink drain by trying to shove who knows what down there. It was so bad that the pipe had to be cut down in the basement and two snakes used - one from above and one from below - in order to get the clog out. My mom was in the basement and my dad was upstairs. She had a bucket under the pipe, but I suppose they misjudged the amount of pressure on a 20-foot column of water (about 10 psi). When the clog broke free, it rushed out with vigor, nailing the handle of the lower snake like a spray plate and drenching my mom and everything around her with putrid drain muck.

She screamed and my dad rushes downstairs to make sure she's OK. She's standing there, furious, snake in hand, and covered in nasty brown goop. She's so mad at him she can't even think of how to begin.

There's an awkward silence and then my dad goes...

*shrug* You have to know where to stand at a snaking.

The phrase "hilarity ensued" is entirely understating the aftermath.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:20:03 AM EST
It's just the sound of a man and a horse being hung.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:20:31 AM EST
The rest of you will run with Mucus!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:28:35 AM EST
What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:34:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tin_Star:
What???
No love for "Young Frankenstein"?



IT IS PRONOUNCED FRAN-KEN-STEEEEEEN
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:46:08 AM EST
"I am their Sovereign, The love me.....PULL!

Knight jumps Queen....Pawn Jumps Queen...GANGBANG!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:49:31 AM EST
" What Knockers!"
"Oh, thank you very much."
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 7:53:45 AM EST
"Why, Your Majesty! You look like the piss boy!"
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 8:31:59 AM EST
"I will perform the opening prayer in the New Latin. Oh ordlay, ivethgay usway ouryay essingsblay. Amen-ay!"
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 8:35:48 AM EST
Never mind that shit...here comes Mongo!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 9:22:23 AM EST
Can I have some more beans boss?
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 9:49:28 AM EST
Frau Blucher!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 9:53:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2011 9:55:50 AM EST by JmPnTX]
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 9:57:06 AM EST
Originally Posted By Tin_Star:
What???
No love for "Young Frankenstein"?



He vould have an enormous schwanstucker!
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 10:02:13 AM EST
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 10:03:22 AM EST
"Fuck the poor!"
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 10:07:40 AM EST
What, no love for Men in Tights?
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 10:10:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2011 10:11:23 AM EST by Admiral_Crunch]

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
What, no love for Men in Tights?

4th response.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 10:14:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
What, no love for Men in Tights?

4th response.


A_C knows.

He from Jaw-juh. *slices pants open*
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 10:15:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By Tin_Star:
What???
No love for "Young Frankenstein"?



"Nice knockers."



"Roll, roll, roll in the hay. Roll, roll."







What can I say, I have a crush on Teri Garr.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 10:17:48 AM EST
"PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!"
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 10:19:15 AM EST
how about a roll in the hay????
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 10:19:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By Milquetoast:
Originally Posted By Tin_Star:
What???
No love for "Young Frankenstein"?



He vould have an enormous schwanstucker!


that goes without saying

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