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Posted: 5/9/2002 6:05:45 AM EDT
All you amateurs out there who like to flame / insult me for my REFUSAL to butt-kiss Israel, using tired old insults like "biggot" or "anti-Semitic" or "Jew hater" or weakly trying to link me with bin Laden, or Arafat or other terrorists....... I thought it a public service to RE-POST McUzis flame of me to show y'all how it should be done. Unlike your droll, pathetic attempts, his shows vigor, freshness, originality and substance. SO, read, and LEARN!!!!!!! [}:D] [b]Garandman, your incessant posting of sanctimonious bullshit and self righteous nonsense proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that indeed sometimes the slowest sperm does fertilize the egg... While you may fancy yourself some sort of a “Christian”, I am sure Christ would gleefully leap off the nearest bridge in order to disassociate himself with your holier-than-thou crap. All I can think of when my eyes are burned with the continual lack of quality content of your posts, bible thumping horseshit, and moderator ass-kissing is that another 4 minutes of my life could be potentially wasted should I make the mistake to read whatever you have written. You have dirty clothes, BO, bad breath, and I am quite confident that should one open your top dresser drawer, it would contain skid marked underwear. Your children will grow to be nothing more then felons or beggars due to their genetic lineage. Likely, even your car is a smog machine, and pollutes the earth like you pollute this site. You are a festering infected boil on the ass of gun ownership, and Christianity; with the apparent intelligence of an autistic gnat with downs syndrome. You are the type of weenie that causes people of mutilate themselves, trying to escape the emotional pain that people as worthless as you even exist. Knowing that you are a gun owner, I am strongly leaning towards supporting testing for firearms. The fact that a man who can’t even grasp the insane hypocrisy that exists in your constant barrage of self-sainthood is allowed to own a habiliment of destruction is a fucking social calamity, and needs to be stopped. You cry like a woman, and you have a night-light to fend off boogie men. You dress in drag, and you listen to ABBA. I am guessing that early in life, Hitler encountered the Jewish version of “Garandman”, thus explaining his future actions.[/b]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:10:43 AM EDT
Are you trying to get McUzi banned [u]posthumously[/u]? [:D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:11:03 AM EDT
I'll give it a 9.5 on the flame meter...
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:11:19 AM EDT
(cont.) [b]I wish you nothing less then painful pancreatic cancer. Stones in your shoes on long walks, and blisters on your ass as you sit down to shit. Sleepless nights, broken hearts, hurricane damage to your home, sadness, pain, misery, “Out of the Closet” outspoken homosexual children, traffic tickets, loss of loved ones, felony convictions for crimes you didn’t commit, weight gain, stubbed toes, sprained limbs, damage to the transmission of your car on the ONE DAY you really needed it, always having “something in your eye”, having to smell other peoples farts in elevators, long waits at traffic lights, getting laid off from your job, medical bills, having a squib load, then firing a round after it, holes in your socks, underwear that’s too tight, sexual impotence, limb amputation, or any other possible iniquitous event that could harm you as bad as your mere presence harms humanity as a whole. I believe elimination of inutile cocksuckers such as you could bring everyone on this planed of differing views together, for the sole purpose of your eradication. You are living proof that humans can impregnate rodents. I fucking hate you. McUZI[/b]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:11:47 AM EDT
Very nicely done!!! Only one problem..... I actually like ABBA
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:13:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/9/2002 6:14:29 AM EDT by D348]
The standard by which all others are measured.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:14:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:15:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/9/2002 6:16:11 AM EDT by The_Macallan]
Pining for the days of yore, eh [b]G-man[/b]? [:D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:23:10 AM EDT
Great, another "LOOK AT ME" [bounce] thread. Yes Garandman, you are a force to be reckoned with. Feel better? Move on.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:27:19 AM EDT
At least McUzi didn't stoop to personal attacks.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:33:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MIerinMD: Great, another "LOOK AT ME" [bounce] thread. Yes Garandman, you are a force to be reckoned with. Feel better? Move on.
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Good news [b]erin-[/b] The Americans with Diabilities Act has a new impairment category that will entitle you to Federal funds - [b]the HUMOR impaired[/b] Lighten up. Drink decaf. Quit kicking puppies. Loosen you suspenders. Have a laugh, at MY expense. [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:50:58 AM EDT
I must admit that was the best and funniest flame I have ever read.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:54:28 AM EDT
It's a shame he's gone... I would've liked to have pissed this guy off for my own amusement. the_reject
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:59:35 AM EDT
Didn't that one win "Flame of the Year 2001"?
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:00:31 AM EDT
Definitely belongs in the "Hall of Flame".
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:02:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By garandman: Quit kicking puppies.
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I think the correct question should be: "Are you ever going to stop kicking puppies?" "Yes...No...errrrr NOT FAIR!"
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:03:14 AM EDT
Since continuing this discussion only perpetuates your "attention need," this will be the last of my posts in this thread. Why do you seek out this adversarial role? While claiming it to be only humor, similar threads started by you in the past show a similar pattern usually focusing on something you said/did. My question is "why do you think anyone cares?" I'm sure your wife and friends all love you. You should be content with that. MIerinMD
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:13:07 AM EDT
we sure miss McUzi...... McUzi...is that a rocket in your pocket? or are you glad to see me? Missed by all........McUzi.....2001 [rocket]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:28:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MIerinMD: Since continuing this discussion only perpetuates your "attention need," this will be the last of my posts in this thread. Why do you seek out this adversarial role?
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And why do you seek out this "stale fart / wet blanket" role? HEY -we all gots something we're good at. [:D] Besides, I don't see myself as adversarial. I see myself as another opinion that isn't mimicking the "party line" - no more or less valuable than anyone else.
While claiming it to be only humor, similar threads started by you in the past show a similar pattern usually focusing on something you said/did. My question is "why do you think anyone cares?"
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Well, everyone BUT you sees the same humor in it I do. Its therapoeutic to every once in a while, step back, look at the big picture, and LAUGH AT YOURSELF. Its good for your sanity, humility, and cardiovascualr system. People who CONSTANTLY hold their buttcheeks clinched (like YOU perhaps?) have shorter life expectancies. ESPECIALLY people who don't take advantage of self-depricating humor by others. Geez - I'm guessing YOUR home is a pretty dull place to be. But thanks for identifying yourself as one of the "amatuers" I was referring to. [}:D] I'm sure your wife and friends all love you. You should be content with that. MIerinMD
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Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:34:35 AM EDT
Is McUzi going to be at BRC? That'd be entertaining.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 9:09:00 AM EDT
I said it then...and I'll say it again: That's the finest example of flameology I've ever seen. A real work of art and a distinct pleasure to read. Here's to McUzi for a true work of genius. -Sic Transit Gloria- [;D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 9:16:54 AM EDT
I must bow before the [flame] Master Of Flames [flame] , teach me oh Great One [;D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 9:22:12 AM EDT
When he wrote "underwear that’s too tight". That was the last straw!!!![BD] He went way over the top on that one!!![%|] I nearly flipped out and chopped off everyone's head, then I crapped my own pants cause I realized how sweet I was. Cool
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 10:58:09 AM EDT
There was never anyone quit like McUzi. A true master at the flame. garandman, can't you just feel the love? [:D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 11:22:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/9/2002 11:37:06 AM EDT by mr_camera_man]
Here's another good flame, along similar lines. Is it getting hot in here? [url]http://users.gurulink.com/drk/humor/flame.html[/url] (edited for linkification)
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 11:29:53 AM EDT
McUzi... now I remember why I thought he was so entertaining. That was brilliant![flame]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 11:30:03 AM EDT
Man that was good! I miss McUzi. Free McUzi!
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 11:38:26 AM EDT
well he did come back as ilovecarrots
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 11:40:47 AM EDT
So what happened to this guy and where is he now? Matt
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 11:52:02 AM EDT
garandman, until you post the link to the original thread that contains the flame, I'll never believe McUzi would be such a meanie. [;)]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 12:24:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Crookshanks: garandman, until you post the link to the original thread that contains the flame, I'll never believe McUzi would be such a meanie. [;)]
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He's not a meanie - he's a genius!!! And like most geniuses, there's suttin' wrong widdat baw!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:03:47 PM EDT
So..............Sounds like you and Landon know each other. ..I miss McDuzi.. He called 'em like he saw 'em.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:11:06 PM EDT
Its not a flame... Its a torch!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:16:01 PM EDT
Sometimes I really enjoyed his posts... other times... well, I won't go there. Yeah, McUZI called it "like he saw it", and I respect that (no matter HOW he saw things, he was honest). Sometimes though, the old rule: "if you have nothing NICE to say, don't say anything at all" is a good one to follow. I hope that someday, we can all hang out again (in the forums or wherever) and get along better. Eric/Tyler
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:27:09 PM EDT
I actually agree with McUzi on this one
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:44:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 6:35:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cyrax777: well he did come back as ilovecarrots
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He also came back under many other names. My favorite? twofatchicksandatwelvepack LOL! BTW, that flame was so great it deserves to be tacked indefinately. Garandman, I'm glad you can laugh at yourself. Obviously some people can't.
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