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Posted: 7/23/2002 8:04:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:06:20 PM EDT
[#1]
Well, given that, are we still shooting Saturday?
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:07:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:08:19 PM EDT
[#3]
woo hooo

lucifer's hammer

hopefully i won't be too old and krusty to try out all of my cool SHTF gear by then

Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:08:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Wouldn't that be a heart breaker if it obliterated China or Saudi?
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:12:31 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:15:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:16:43 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:19:20 PM EDT
[#8]
How can all my guns and ammo help me in this situation?[>:/]  [>Q]
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:21:38 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:23:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:23:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:23:46 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:24:34 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:27:54 PM EDT
[#14]
Where's Bruce Willis these days?
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:31:16 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
woo hooo

lucifer's hammer

hopefully i won't be too old and krusty to try out all of my cool SHTF gear by then
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First one to get to Senator Jelison's ranch and start a neosocialist society gets to nail Maureen.
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:31:30 PM EDT
[#16]
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How can all my guns and ammo help me in this situation?[>:/]  [>Q]
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Maybe if we all come together and shoot at the asteroid, we could destroy it! [;D]
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:31:45 PM EDT
[#17]
Hmmm...

The Mayan calendar stops at 2012...

No Pope is to be named after the next one and I give the current one about a year...

Tribulation will probably end with an asteroid impact such as a "mountain falling from the sky"...

2012 + 7 years of Tribulation =2019

Yep yep yep, sounds about right =)

DA
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:34:06 PM EDT
[#18]
They say impact would be enough to wipe out a continent.  Wonder which one of the 7 would get it.  Hitting the ocean would still be a bitch for those near coastal waters.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:34:56 PM EDT
[#19]
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Where's Bruce Willis these days?
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Bruce was at the White House today. So every one remain calm, our government has the situation well in hand.

Does anyone here own property in the soft limestone foothills of Montana just in case.[:D]
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:36:39 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:38:02 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
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woo hooo

lucifer's hammer

hopefully i won't be too old and krusty to try out all of my cool SHTF gear by then
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First one to get to Senator Jelison's ranch and start a neosocialist society gets to nail Maureen.
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I'm going to change my name to Harvey so I get to nail her after the astronaut dude John gets killed at the nuke plant.
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:43:26 PM EDT
[#22]
they expect more observations to show it is not on an Earth-intersecting trajectory.
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Stand down red alert...

Disarm the photon torpedoes (er ICBMs)...

Somebody forgot to carry a '1'... [;D]
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:47:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:47:46 PM EDT
[#24]
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woo hooo

lucifer's hammer

hopefully i won't be too old and krusty to try out all of my cool SHTF gear by then
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First one to get to Senator Jelison's ranch and start a neosocialist society gets to nail Maureen.
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lol

i'll whip up some mustard gas
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 8:55:21 PM EDT
[#25]
I imagine that most of you miscreants can hardly wait for the opportunity to live out the evil scary fantasies you've been harboring.

Do not waste the effort.  Your silly evil guns will have been confiscated long before you get the chance to use them in one of these doomsday scenarios.

Link Posted: 7/23/2002 9:05:20 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
I imagine that most of you miscreants can hardly wait for the opportunity to live out the evil scary fantasies you've been harboring.

Do not waste the effort.  Your silly evil guns will have been confiscated long before you get the chance to use them in one of these doomsday scenarios.

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This is a literary discussion on great science fiction writers. [:D]
Please focus your attention on your bid for chairman of the Peoples Republic of California.[:K]
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 9:22:30 PM EDT
[#27]
How big was the asteroid that hit Siberia a few years ago? and how many square miles of trees did it know down? And big is this one again?
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 9:33:52 PM EDT
[#28]
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How big was the asteroid that hit Siberia a few years ago? and how many square miles of trees did it know down? And big is this one again?
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The Tunguska Event in 1907 if memory serves has, as a hypothetical postulation only, been placed at being a mostly ice body that weiged in at just a few hundred tons. They have found signs of impact, but there is no evidence of meteor stone/iron to be found and no crater per se. You can still see the devastation from the air.
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 9:36:10 PM EDT
[#29]
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I imagine that most of you miscreants can hardly wait for the opportunity to live out the evil scary fantasies you've been harboring.
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Yes.

That being said, isn't it funny that in high-level UN and US financial documents pertaining to the 3rd world the phrases "Road Warrior society, and "Road Warrior chaos" show up so frequently. Maybe life imitates art. And why are these intelligentsia so turned on by a B grade cult classic?
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 9:43:19 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
How big was the asteroid that hit Siberia a few years ago? and how many square miles of trees did it know down? And big is this one again?
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I don't remember how much forest was flattened either, but the event was in Tunguska, Siberia in 1908. No one knows the size of it because it never impacted, so no one knows its composition or mass. It did not impact because atmospheric friction caused it to explode above the ground. There was no crater just the trees laid down from a center point out. [:)]
Link Posted: 7/23/2002 9:52:45 PM EDT
[#31]
Hey, your HONOR:
Couple of things I've been meaning to ask you:  
1) How do you even have the balls to run for re-election.  I can't imagine a chimpanzee doing a piss-poorer job of running a state into the ground.  And that's an insult to the chimp.
2) Have you ever had a real job in your whole miserable existence.  You had better hope the world as we know it never changes; career politicians will probably be the first extinct species.  
Have a nice day,
Desert Diz

Oh, and remember to turn the lights out when you leave, you schmuck.
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 12:39:55 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Hey, your HONOR:
Couple of things I've been meaning to ask you:  
1) How do you even have the balls to run for re-election.  I can't imagine a chimpanzee doing a piss-poorer job of running a state into the ground.  And that's an insult to the chimp.
2) Have you ever had a real job in your whole miserable existence.  You had better hope the world as we know it never changes; career politicians will probably be the first extinct species.  
Have a nice day,
Desert Diz

Oh, and remember to turn the lights out when you leave, you schmuck.
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My humble answers:

1.) I am the best governor in the history of this state.  Millions of educated, critically thinking voters have affirmed that.  Get with the times.  If you continue to insult monkeys I will report you for animal cruelty.

2.)What do you do sir?  Fighting off the hordes of evil corrupt corporations who are led by people who probably pimp out their own daughters to make extra money is a very difficult and "real" task, thank you.  It's no small feat keeping this state together against their onslaught.  

Have a nice day working for money that I will tax and use to teach illegal immigrants how evil America is in spanish.

Do you own any weapons?
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 2:19:53 AM EDT
[#33]
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woo hooo

lucifer's hammer

hopefully i won't be too old and krusty to try out all of my cool SHTF gear by then
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First one to get to Senator Jelison's ranch and start a neosocialist society gets to nail Maureen.
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I'm going to change my name to Harvey so I get to nail her after the astronaut dude John gets killed at the nuke plant.
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I'll start burying my library in my septic tank.

Oh, shit, I don't have a septic tank. . . .



BTW, this sounds like a job for a National Missile Defense Program.
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 3:07:32 AM EDT
[#34]
Lord knows, lets let NASA spend all of their money going to PLUTO, and NOT research how to intercept these things....

Jeez, the logic escapes me......
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 3:23:31 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Do not waste the effort.  Your silly evil guns will have been confiscated long before you get the chance to use them in one of these doomsday scenarios.
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Really?    [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/biggrin2.gif[/img]

Can't confiscate what you can't find.    [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/sardonic.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 4:41:47 AM EDT
[#36]
The demoncrats will claim this is just typical Republican lies, propaganda, and deception in order to get the star wars projects build.
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 5:26:17 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/24/2002 6:24:59 AM EDT
[#38]
There would be no survivors period, if this actually hits.  

[url=http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2002nt7.html]Nasa [/url] says the impact would have a yield of 1.1TT, or 1,100,000MT.  All life would be extinguished, if not by the blast (4000km+ radius) or global firestorm, then by solar radiation due to the destruction of the ozone layer & other effects.  Forget bunkers or caves (or even mineshafts [:)]), they wouldn't help.  Only safe place would be another planet.
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 6:28:31 AM EDT
[#39]
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2km isnt big compared to most of the objects that have been considered a threat to earth.
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I concur.

Case in point:

[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/FMJunkie%2Fflintpre%5B1%5D%2Ejpg[/img]
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 6:38:35 AM EDT
[#40]
Hmm, maybe I shouldn't sell my mountain compound/home at 2500 feet above sea level that has a well, septic, a commanding view of the neighborhood and that can't be seen from the paved road.  Hmm.
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 6:49:31 AM EDT
[#41]
LMFAO at FM!!!!!!

Maybe, if we could attach 10 or 12 SRB's and an additional 2-3 drop tanks for maneuvering jets to (or for) her fat ass we could deflect the asteroid.  hmmm...  2 approximately equal masses w/ approx. equal densities, we'd just have to get her up to several thousand mph....

We could even add Gray's enourmous ego just for good measure.

Link Posted: 7/24/2002 6:55:17 AM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 7:23:09 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
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woo hooo

lucifer's hammer

hopefully i won't be too old and krusty to try out all of my cool SHTF gear by then
View Quote

First one to get to Senator Jelison's ranch and start a neosocialist society gets to nail Maureen.
View Quote

I'm going to change my name to Harvey so I get to nail her after the astronaut dude John gets killed at the nuke plant.
View Quote

I'll start burying my library in my septic tank.

Oh, shit, I don't have a septic tank. . . .



BTW, this sounds like a job for a National Missile Defense Program.
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Is it safe for me to assume that I need to read the book in order to understand WTF you guys are talking about?
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 7:24:37 AM EDT
[#44]
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2km isnt big compared to most of the objects that have been considered a threat to earth.
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I concur.

Case in point:

[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/FMJunkie%2Fflintpre%5B1%5D%2Ejpg[/img]
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ROTFLMAO! [beer]
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 7:26:09 AM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 7:50:09 AM EDT
[#46]
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 8:13:52 AM EDT
[#47]
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yea yea yea meteor hits blah blah blah

what we really need to know is

What works better on the brain eating zombies created by the alien germs on the asteroid,

9mm or .45acp?

mike [:k]
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you don't have to worry about zombies,

you have to worry about roving bands of gang member/religous fanatic/ cannibalist raiders

and the preferred weapon is clouds of mustard gas

Link Posted: 7/24/2002 8:37:32 AM EDT
[#48]
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 9:07:37 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
I imagine that most of you miscreants can hardly wait for the opportunity to live out the evil scary fantasies you've been harboring.

Do not waste the effort.  Your silly evil guns will have been confiscated long before you get the chance to use them in one of these doomsday scenarios.

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Gentlemen,

   I am so pleased that my comrade, the Honorable Gray Davis, Governor of the Great State Of California, has chosen to join us on this site!

   Governor Davis is striving to create a model society. The State Of California is rapidly moving in the right direction, and I hope will be viewed as a shining example of what will be.

   Please join me in welcoming Governor Davis to the site.

   Thank you.
Link Posted: 7/24/2002 9:10:55 AM EDT
[#50]
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2km isnt big compared to most of the objects that have been considered a threat to earth.
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I concur.

Case in point:

[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/FMJunkie%2Fflintpre%5B1%5D%2Ejpg[/img]
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no no guys, this is the alien object living on the rock...just because she is half the size of the rock.....
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