Here's May's press release verbatim (if the link still works):
[url]http://www.usnewswire.com/topnews/temp/0109-129.html[/url]
Pertinent fear-inducing quotations:
[red]The purchase of 25 Barrett .50 caliber sniper rifles has been traced to Osama bin Laden. [/red] Traced by the Violence Policy Center who neglected to point out that these rifles were purchased by the U.S. government and shipped to our friends the mujahadeen who were kicking the Soviets out of Afghanistan at the time.
[red]Conversion kits are available to transform assault rifles such as AK 47's into a .50 caliber sniper rifle. The .50 Caliber Shooters Association estimates there may be as many as 20,000 of these rifles in civilian hands.[/red] ROFLMAO! But perhaps I shouldn't. First, "conversion kits" for AK-47's? Who in their right mind....never mind. But the second sentence - THAT's the jewell! It implies to the unwary that there are 20,000 CONVERTED ASSAULT RIFLES out there! Man, that's a masterpiece of wording if I do say so myself.
Read the whole thing - they covered it all: 18 year olds can buy them (if they have $2k or so), the "gunshow loophole", the Brady Background check, the horrendous destructiveness, "taking down" airplanes (presumably from 10,000 feet or two miles), the terrorism link (suitably far enough away from the gun show cite so as not to make it too clear that Osama bought them himself from an evil unlicensed dealer at one), the obligatory mention of "assault rifles", finally Internet sales, and then "homeland security".
What a press release! Man, Orwell was right about everything but the date. Newspeak rules! Doublethink abounds!