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Posted: 2/10/2006 4:22:48 PM EDT
I watch it once in a while. Kinda unbelievable some of the people on there.

The DnA test one are a trip. Where the heck do they find these people?
Would you show your dirty laundry to the who world?
how much do these people get paid for going on TV?

Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:25:24 PM EDT
What is this "TV" you speak of?
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:27:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 4:28:13 PM EDT by Triumph955i]
I used to love that show and the paternity tests. The reactions were great! From jovial to down right torn denial.


I quit watching it once I realized that there are people like that and it was close to reality

It lost it's luster really quick.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:28:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wash-Ar15:
I watch it once in a while. Kinda unbelievable some of the people on there.

The DnA test one are a trip. Where the heck do they find these people?
Would you show your dirty laundry to the who world?
how much do these people get paid for going on TV?



Kentuckys and west Virginas finest
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:31:32 PM EDT
you are NOT the father!
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:33:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
you are NOT the father!



I told you ho!
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:33:52 PM EDT
i usually do not admit this but i dated a girl who was on Jerry Springer once. Her friend made up some bullshit story about cheating on her boyfriend with her female friend,then they all supposedly got together. It was the thing at the end of the show ehere they ask people to call with their "story". Anyway so she volunteered to be the female friend. They got a free trip to the Bahamas because they lucked out and it was one of the vacation shows where Jerry goes to the islands. She brought the tape over once and it was funny seeing her pull of this lame ass acting. They only got paid a few hundred for filming plus the trip and hotel,meals etc IIRC.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:43:50 PM EDT
TV? is that thing still around???? Sounds so 80ish
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:48:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 4:52:47 PM EDT by Black_Talon]
Heres how a typical show goes.

1. Maury brings out LaShaunda, Keyldwada, Mercedes, or her cacasion white trash equivalent.

2. Said female begin to tell the torrid tell of lust, pregnancy, abandonment, and of the man she
believes is the baby's father.

3. Said accused man is show in a short video clip using quick cuts, odd angles, and is usually against a dark backdrop or urban landscape. The male usually says things like: "That ho is crazy, Aint no way I'm that baby's daddy" "bitch when this is over stay away from me."

4. The brain-dead audience quickly boo's and hisses the man.

5. Maury then show a picture of the baby compared the man in question.

6. The audience then on cue, oohs and awws the ugly little bastard.

7. Man is brought out amid audience backlash of boos.

8. The tension is drawn out for a couple of minutes.

9. Finally Maury read the results, which is 80% of the time: DEMARIQUIS you are NOT THE FATHER.

10. Now the woman runs backstage in tears saying "I was sure he da father".

11. repeat 20x until loser is found.

12. Maury goes to the bank $$$$$$$$ then goes home and hits that asian poontang.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 4:54:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 4:55:22 PM EDT by rkbar15]

Originally Posted By Black_Talon:
Heres how a typical show goes.

9. Finally Maury read the results, which is 80% of the time: DEMARIQUIS you are NOT THE FATHER.



You left out the "I'm not the baby daddy you fat ho dance" after #9 though.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:07:53 PM EDT
There was one chick named "Marasol" (or something like that) that had been tested 12 times and they still didn't find da babez daddy. (2ea kids)


That skank was fuckin everybody in da hood...!
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:09:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wash-Ar15:
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Would you show your dirty laundry to the who world?
<snip>




Absolutely not, but many feel the need and or desire to air their laundry on ARF.com. It is same damn thing, only a smaller scale. Perhaps they are working up to the 'Big League'!

Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:10:11 PM EDT


"Maury, I am out of control!"
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:12:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/601/601_image_23.jpg

"Maury, I am out of control!"



I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands!

Whateva! I do what I want!
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 5:13:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/601/601_image_23.jpg

"Maury, I am out of control!"



I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands!

Whateva! I do what I want!



Yeah, well I digitally re-introduced Jabba the Hut back into Star Wars! I do what I want!
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