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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 7/7/2002 3:49:42 PM EDT
Oldie but, a goody > > > Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night > after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center > to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. > > One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They > begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have > passed. > > After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Mildred > and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" > > She asks, "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!" > > Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I > held a gun to your head!" > > "I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held > it for a while." > > "Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently unzips his > trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. > > Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden > where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Howard's > manhood. > > Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting > place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and make sure > that he was O.K. > > She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him > sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was > holding Howard's manhood! > > Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel > have that I don't have?!?" > > Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's!"
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 4:02:09 PM EDT
Now *LMAO* that's just twisted!
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 4:03:44 PM EDT
aaa-yeaep.....
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 4:55:04 PM EDT
I love it!!!![:D]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 7:59:08 PM EDT
MARY ANNE WITH THE SHAKY HAND (P. Townshend) I danced with Linda I danced with Jean I danced with Cindy Then I suddenly see Mary-Anne with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Mary is so pretty The prettiest in the land Guys come from every city Just to shake her shaky hands Linda can cook Jean reads books Cindy can sew But I'd rather know Mary-Anne with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Mary-Anne with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Mary-Anne with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands
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