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Posted: 12/26/2001 10:38:30 AM EST
[img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/016/iK/Zw/IV/of18414.jpg[/img] I need some marketing information. Please let me know what you think this is. It is a product that I am in the process of making. It will be ready for sale in May. I am curious to know if people will know what it is by the design. All input is appreciated.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 10:45:20 AM EST
It's the next generation of the starship [i]Enterprise[/i] for "Star Trek: Yet Another Series".
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 10:48:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 10:51:18 AM EST
OK I'll play, is it some type of ionizer, perchance a smokeless ashtray?
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 10:51:31 AM EST
Food processor?
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 10:55:17 AM EST
Its Obviously the newest design in tinfoil helmets with ventilator and neck safety HANS device [8D]
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 10:55:36 AM EST
I don't know what it is, I don't understand it, and I don't have any use for it myself. It is, therefore, an assault-something and no one should own one and we need a law banning them.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:01:55 AM EST
A flux capacitor turbocharger module for "It".
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:14:06 AM EST
A combination ice scraper/emergency flasher for your car?
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:18:31 AM EST
I knew this was a bad idea. However maybe some ideas for new products. Not
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:20:34 AM EST
Hey! Please tell us what it really is!
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:21:56 AM EST
Well, the unit on the right is or should be for improving your putting. Now as far the unit on the left......... WHY, I ask WHY is it necessary for us to be able to identify your "unit" before decideing on whether or not to buy ???? As loyal American consumers we've proven again and again we'll buy practically anything whether or not "it" has any practicality, value or utility. I've just moved and can say totally without exageration that I have at least 12 Tons of completely worthless crap that it's impossible for me to live without. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:22:45 AM EST
Not enough replys yet. Nobody is even close. Come on now.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:25:35 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/26/2001 11:28:02 AM EST by Dale007]
5Subslr5 I like your attitude. We need more consumers like you. I think you need another pound of crap. Only cost you 19.95 [img]http://www.ar15.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:30:45 AM EST
How about a strobe light and mount? I think it has a battery compartment, or some other type of electronic access panel. Mike
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:32:35 AM EST
It's either a malt machine or a salon type hair dryer. Do I qualify for a free pound of crap? [:)]
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:35:43 AM EST
Pencil sharpener. Duh.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:36:39 AM EST
I morphed it to look like a toilet seat with a backrest and put a man with bill C.'s head on him, but i can't paste it here :(
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:37:04 AM EST
AR10 you are wrong but you do get a free pound of crap.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:41:14 AM EST
looks kinda like a desk fan or a lamp. Maybe a battery operated mixer?? toast
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:42:04 AM EST
Err, how about a relative size?
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:43:25 AM EST
On the left is a womens vibrator and on the right is a basketball goal, without the hoop. Thanks
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:46:42 AM EST
It's about 4" wide and 6/7" high.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:49:09 AM EST
WOOHOOO!!! I finally won something!! Just goes to show you that being wrong all the time will pay off sooner or later. My mother will be shocked. I hope the crap is some gun crap. I get all the regular crap I need on a daily basis.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 11:50:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 12:00:31 PM EST
The thing on the right is something to hold up a magazine, like SAR, so that you can read and play on the net at the same time without taking your hands off of the keyboard/mouse. The thing on the right is an automotive oil filter with a digital display to tell you when you need to change your oil. It will replace the ugly little sticker on the upper left hand side of your windshield and will make it necessary for you to crawl underneath your car to check and see if it's time for an oil change, while only increasing the price of filters by $163!
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 12:01:49 PM EST
1. a new version of the coil (IUD) or similar birth control device designed by frank loyd right with acessory storage stand 2.a prototype pocket fisherman by RONCO. 3. a reverse engenered alien exteraterestial (roswell MN c.1948) version of "it" 4. A new type of bong. If i win this will i get a vist from ED Mc man on new years day?
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 12:14:57 PM EST
Are they 2 individual units or do they assemble together?
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 12:24:07 PM EST
They can assemble together.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 12:26:00 PM EST
On the domed structure, is that a battery compartment, with two screws? That would make it fairly small, in which case I'd say Ratters idea about a pencil sharpener is a pretty good guess. Got any shots from a different angle, or can you give dimensions?
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 12:28:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/26/2001 12:29:23 PM EST by Dale007]
That is a battery compartment. It is about 4" wide and 6/7" high. Not a pencil sharpener. Thats been done to death.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 12:39:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dale007: That is a battery compartment. It is about 4" wide and 6/7" high. Not a pencil sharpener. Thats been done to death.
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So the oil filter takes batteries? Oh, I get it! It's a reusable battery powered oil filter!
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 12:46:53 PM EST
After further study of the diagrams, I have changed my mind on the object on the right. It is not a magazine holder to be used in conjunction with surfing the net. It is a single rifle rack that is to be mounted on the [b]Segway Human Transport[/b]
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 1:01:03 PM EST
Can opener?
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 1:22:39 PM EST
Is it a portable holographic projector?
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 1:33:28 PM EST
Dear God! We're not a focus group! What the hell is it!?![pissed] Just kidding, but I do want to know what it is.[:D]
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 1:44:44 PM EST
It's obviously a self-calibrating titanium wobulator.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 1:51:47 PM EST
Is it a battery-operated fishing reel?
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 2:20:56 PM EST
It'll never make it to production anyway... obviously the rotating ventuzler is askew on the treadle... that sucker needs to be torqued back to spec. [;)]
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 3:01:35 PM EST
Mosquito eradicator. We have some in stock.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 3:19:28 PM EST
I`ve got it. It`s a compact size margarita mixer for the office or car. [beer]
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 3:23:54 PM EST
Man I thought you guys were sharp. Nobody is even close yet. Come on now!
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 3:30:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 4:08:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/26/2001 4:09:51 PM EST by Avalon01]
Whatever it is, I don't need one. I have enough crap I don't use. I think this is a study to see how many pages Dale007 can keep people guessing. Av.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 4:23:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dale007: Man I thought you guys were sharp. Nobody is even close yet. Come on now!
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What the hell dude... its a wireframe drawing of some basic shapes. I can make something that looks exactly like it in AutoCAD in about 15 minutes. I mean seriously how subjective can you possibly make it? Don't get me wrong. It's a fun exercise... but there is a million things this could be.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 4:36:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By 223-Buckaroo: It's obviously a self-calibrating titanium wobulator.
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Wellllll sheeeeet ! I should have recognized "it" right off. It is a Mark 1, Mod 0 Wobulator, Self-Contained Titanium.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 4:38:12 PM EST
Portable condom enlarger.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 4:39:59 PM EST
Are you targeting the Hollywood market? Or perhaps San Francisco? It's obvious that the device on the left inserts gerbils into your rectum, and the implement on the right removes them. They can be assembled to form a contraption that will rapidly insert and remove gerbils from your rectum. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids, but rodents are not for your anus.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 4:40:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/26/2001 4:41:35 PM EST by Redmanfms]
Originally Posted By Dale007: Man I thought you guys were sharp. Nobody is even close yet. Come on now!
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The drawing sucks. We don't have tech specs. You haven't shown us how the 2 pieces fit together. Perhaps you are the one who is isn't too sharp. Let me give you a little bit of marketing 101: You don't present something to an unknowing public and expect that they will know what it does simply from its shape. You present the product, show them (the public) what it does and how great it does whatever, and you tell them exactly why they must fork over $xx.95 to own said product. There endeth the lesson.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 4:49:17 PM EST
Geez Redmanfms don't have a heartattack. This is just a little survey for me to determine if this product looks like the function it will perform. I am also getting a kick out of the responses. Just a little fun. Thanks for the marketing lesson I'll bet you are a millionaire.
Link Posted: 12/26/2001 4:55:24 PM EST
It's a dixie cup dispenser. So do I win a free case of ammo???? DOH! Wrong thread. Oh well, I think the other one's still going. Gotta go.
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