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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:21:27 PM EDT
My bride that I thought loved and respected me for as long as we have known each other has crossed the line... I dont know how to proceed... I am crushed emotionally and dont know if I can recover...


She called my AR15 ugly!!!



you think you know someone!!!

Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:22:15 PM EDT

Maybe you could put some pink furniture on it?

Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:22:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Maybe you could put some pink furniture on it?




BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:23:20 PM EDT
Two words: Dirty Sanchez.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:24:12 PM EDT
Not sure I could live in that house. The damage to the relationship is........unrepairable.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:24:13 PM EDT
Haul ass man, it ain't worth it.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:25:41 PM EDT
Escalate it. Call something of hers ugly. Break her!

Leadership in not a popularity contest!
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:25:50 PM EDT
How does that pooper and pic saying go?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:27:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Two words: Dirty Sanchez.




Or at least a Donkey Punch
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:27:32 PM EDT
Maybe it's time for a new FF handguard, or a new optic.


A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:28:05 PM EDT
Tell her that so is she, but you love her anyway......

<­BR>

And the run like hell!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:34:52 PM EDT
Sounds like she just gave her blessing for the purchase of some accessories to make it "pretty".
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:35:03 PM EDT
Get your guns out of the house...
It's over....
Take it from someone who knows.....
Do youself a favor, and kick her to the curb.....
Throw her shit out in the front yard....
Change the locks....


<­BR>

Pussy.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:37:11 PM EDT
Wow... Sorry man.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:40:06 PM EDT
Uh oh...... how does she feel about you sporting wood Garand?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:45:14 PM EDT
My wife said my AR was ugly once............once.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:47:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Two words: Dirty Sanchez.



UM NOT
I read these boards too
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:47:32 PM EDT
Till she shoots it
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:48:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Two words: Dirty Sanchez.




Or at least a Donkey Punch



I to think I thought those cute little dolls on "its a small world" reminded me of you

hmpf
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:49:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Maybe it's time for a new FF handguard, or a new optic.


A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.



He just got a whole new gun...

his UGLY ar is going to feel neglected

Cause I know who's going with him to Burro Canyon with him this weekend
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:49:49 PM EDT
DITCH THE BITCH!






Wait a minute! Does she have ACCESS to it?



Um........ er......... uh..........

Sorry, Mrs. Fridge!
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:50:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Scott574:
Uh oh...... how does she feel about you sporting wood Garand?




she doesnt care


she
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:50:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2005 5:52:06 PM EDT by ar15bubba]

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
My bride that I thought loved and respected me for as long as we have known each other has crossed the line... I dont know how to proceed... I am crushed emotionally and dont know if I can recover...


She called my AR15 ugly!!!



you think you know someone!!!






They are ugly.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:50:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By postpostban:
Till she shoots it



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

got a camera?

Picture THAT
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:51:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2005 6:00:37 PM EDT by mjrowley]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Maybe you could put some pink furniture on it?




Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:51:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar15bubba:

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
My bride that I thought loved and respected me for as long as we have known each other has crossed the line... I dont know how to proceed... I am crushed emotionally and dont know if I can recover...


She called my AR15 ugly!!!



you think you know someone!!!






They are ugly.

<­BR>




Thank you

Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:52:00 PM EDT
Jeez, I thought we were gonna hear about another ARFCOM divorce. I'm happy you're kidding.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:52:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2005 5:58:00 PM EDT by OZ309]
DITCH THE BITCH!



Wait a minute! Does she have ACCESS to it?



Um........ er......... uh..........

Sorry, Mrs. Fridge!






Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:56:16 PM EDT
Get back at her now!!!


Show her who's boss!!


Let her know that you are the MAN of the house and you won't put up with her dissenting ways!



The easiest way to put the little lady in her place is to show them how weak and fragile they are!



Turn her into a sniveling emotional wreck!



You need to scare the crap out of her!


Here, show her this pic...




Oh wait....
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 5:59:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2005 6:01:19 PM EDT by goodmedicine]
Unplug the refrigerator...

She obviously will ask you to look at it.

Tell her you really don't have the time because you will

be too busy giving your AR a complete makeover.

At this time she will say that she has given a lot of thought

to what she said earlier and that she takes it all back.

P.S. Be sure to move your beer to the garage frig first.


GM
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:00:28 PM EDT
The relationship is over.....file before she does.

Oh wait...


Did she say the whole thing was ugly or just your vertical forward grip?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:03:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
Unplug the refrigerator...

She obviously will ask you to look at it.

Tell her you really don't have the time because you will

be too busy giving your AR a complete makeover.

At this time she will say that she has given a lot of thought

to what she said earlier and that she takes it all back.

P.S. Be sure to move your beer to the garage frig first.


GM



Actually,
I just say its not working....I will call JR's for service, k?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:04:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Get back at her now!!!

Show her who's boss!!

Let her know that you are the MAN of the house and you won't put up with her dissenting ways!

The easiest way to put the little lady in her place is to show them how weak and fragile they are!

Turn her into a sniveling emotional wreck!

You need to scare the crap out of her!

Here, show her this pic...
www.appleking.net/Camel-Spider1.jpg


Oh wait....



Thats just a little spider.....so?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:06:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2005 6:08:09 PM EDT by CaptSchofield]
what an outstanding oportunity for a "Family Project" tell you need her to help you "redecorate it" maybe some coyte brown with some OD green accents. just remind her that it has to be "MAN-ISH"
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:06:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsDrFrige:

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Get back at her now!!!

Show her who's boss!!

Let her know that you are the MAN of the house and you won't put up with her dissenting ways!

The easiest way to put the little lady in her place is to show them how weak and fragile they are!

Turn her into a sniveling emotional wreck!

You need to scare the crap out of her!

Here, show her this pic...
www.appleking.net/Camel-Spider1.jpg


Oh wait....



Thats just a little spider.....so?



That is supposed to be for him
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:07:40 PM EDT
Give it someone who will truly appreciate it....like ME! Patty
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:10:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Two words: Dirty Sanchez.




Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:16:12 PM EDT
"Friends don't let friends buy pink AR furniture."


CWO
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:18:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2005 6:19:40 PM EDT by Oslow]
They are supposed to be ugly.

It was a compliment.


You should buy her flowers and candy
and take her out to dinner.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:18:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Get back at her now!!!


Show her who's boss!!


Let her know that you are the MAN of the house and you won't put up with her dissenting ways!



The easiest way to put the little lady in her place is to show them how weak and fragile they are!



Turn her into a sniveling emotional wreck!



You need to scare the crap out of her!


Here, show her this pic...




Oh wait....



"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!"

DONT POST SHIT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:19:03 PM EDT
That's because she saw an AK and realized what SEXY IS!
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:20:31 PM EDT


My wife says her AR's can only be BLACK...the color they are supposed to be!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:21:08 PM EDT
Buy her flowers and chocolate.



Then surprise her with your new 1911.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:24:53 PM EDT
MY GF didn't liek some of the accesories I put on mine. So I told her to buy her own and outfit it how she wants.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:26:07 PM EDT
I know you'll miss her...................
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:26:42 PM EDT
I don't know the effective range of a .50BMG but we're gonna find out if somebody post a picture of that goddamned, freak-assed spider again !!
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:29:56 PM EDT
C'mon man.. This is a ploy to buy her a new toy.. thats all.

may I reccomend;

www.adameve.com
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:31:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2005 6:33:34 PM EDT by PeteCO]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Two words: Dirty Sanchez.




Or at least a Donkey Punch



I prefer a Tony Danza: give her a Donkey Punch and say "who's the boss, bitch?!"
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:48:13 PM EDT
Isn't it supposed to be ugly? That's the attraction of a UBR.

You have to learn to read between the lines. She is crying out for you to buy a new gun. FAL? HK91? Garand? Get one ASAP. No matter what she may tell you. Size MATTERS!

Get a gun she that will keep her satisfied and make her proud. You owe her that much.

I think with extensive relationship therapy, some self help books, and a sizable increase in your gun budget, you can make it through this.

Good luck
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:49:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2005 6:51:19 PM EDT by zipper]


Originally Posted By MrsDrFrige:

UM NOT
I read these boards too



You guys are a bunch of asses CAN YOU NOT READ, Humor is fine but call my wife a bitch and boys theres trouble. So freaking what if her opinion of the AR is ugly. Paint it pink and put a couple of scrunchies on it.




You probably screwed up a Membership with your rude ass coments I know I sure the hell wouldn't pay after that. Makes me wonder about my own???
More power to you MrsDrFrige, everyone is atleast entitled.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:59:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BillofRights:
Isn't it supposed to be ugly? That's the attraction of a UBR.

You have to learn to read between the lines. She is crying out for you to buy a new gun. FAL? HK91? Garand? Get one ASAP. No matter what she may tell you. Size MATTERS!

Get a gun she that will keep her satisfied and make her proud. You owe her that much.

I think with extensive relationship therapy, some self help books, and a sizable increase in your gun budget, you can make it through this.

Good luck



I AGREE!!!!!!!!!! You must have been Sigmund Freud in your past life.... GENIUS!!!
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