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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:21:27 PM EDT
My bride that I thought loved and respected me for as long as we have known each other has crossed the line... I dont know how to proceed... I am crushed emotionally and dont know if I can recover...
She called my AR15 ugly!!! you think you know someone!!!  |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:22:15 PM EDT
[#1]
Maybe you could put some pink furniture on it? |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:22:58 PM EDT
[#2]
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:23:20 PM EDT
[#3]
Two words: Dirty Sanchez.
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:24:12 PM EDT
[#4]
Not sure I could live in that house. The damage to the relationship is........unrepairable.
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:24:13 PM EDT
[#5]
Haul ass man, it ain't worth it.
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:25:41 PM EDT
[#6]
Escalate it. Call something of hers ugly. Break her!
 Leadership in not a popularity contest! |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:25:50 PM EDT
[#7]
How does that pooper and pic saying go?
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:27:07 PM EDT
[#8]
Or at least a Donkey Punch |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:27:32 PM EDT
[#9]
Maybe it's time for a new FF handguard, or a new optic.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:28:05 PM EDT
[#10]
Tell her that so is she, but you love her anyway......
And the run like hell!!!!!
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:34:52 PM EDT
[#11]
Sounds like she just gave her blessing for the purchase of some accessories to make it "pretty".
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:35:03 PM EDT
[#12]
Get your guns out of the house...
It's over.... Take it from someone who knows..... Do youself a favor, and kick her to the curb..... Throw her shit out in the front yard.... Change the locks.... Pussy. |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:37:11 PM EDT
[#13]
Wow... Sorry man.
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:40:06 PM EDT
[#14]
Uh oh...... how does she feel about you sporting
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:45:14 PM EDT
[#15]
My wife said my AR was ugly once............once.
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:47:05 PM EDT
[#16]
UM NOT I read these boards too |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:47:32 PM EDT
[#17]
Till she shoots it
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:48:19 PM EDT
[#18]
I to think I thought those cute little dolls on "its a small world" reminded me of you hmpf |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:49:24 PM EDT
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He just got a whole new gun... his UGLY ar is going to feel neglected Cause I know who's going with him to Burro Canyon with him this weekend |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:49:49 PM EDT
[#20]
DITCH THE BITCH!
Wait a minute! Does she have ACCESS to it?  Um........ er......... uh.......... Sorry, Mrs. Fridge!
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:50:14 PM EDT
[#21]
she doesnt care she |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:50:35 PM EDT
[#22]
They are ugly. |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:50:53 PM EDT
[#23]
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA got a camera? Picture THAT |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:51:31 PM EDT
[#24]
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:51:59 PM EDT
[#25]
Thank you |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:52:00 PM EDT
[#26]
Jeez, I thought we were gonna hear about another ARFCOM divorce. I'm happy you're kidding.
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:52:10 PM EDT
[#27]
DITCH THE BITCH!
Wait a minute! Does she have ACCESS to it? Um........ er......... uh.......... Sorry, Mrs. Fridge! 
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:56:16 PM EDT
[#28]
Get back at her now!!!
Show her who's boss!! Let her know that you are the MAN of the house and you won't put up with her dissenting ways! The easiest way to put the little lady in her place is to show them how weak and fragile they are! Turn her into a sniveling emotional wreck! You need to scare the crap out of her! Here, show her this pic...  Oh wait.... |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 5:59:44 PM EDT
[#29]
Unplug the refrigerator...
She obviously will ask you to look at it. Tell her you really don't have the time because you will be too busy giving your AR a complete makeover. At this time she will say that she has given a lot of thought to what she said earlier and that she takes it all back.  P.S. Be sure to move your beer to the garage frig first. GM |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:00:28 PM EDT
[#30]
The relationship is over.....file before she does.
Oh wait... Did she say the whole thing was ugly or just your vertical forward grip? |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:03:53 PM EDT
[#31]
Actually, I just say its not working....I will call JR's for service, k? |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:04:58 PM EDT
[#32]
Thats just a little spider.....so? |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:06:19 PM EDT
[#33]
what an outstanding oportunity for a "Family Project" tell you need her to help you "redecorate it" maybe some coyte brown with some OD green accents. just remind her that it has to be "MAN-ISH"
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:06:33 PM EDT
[#34]
That is supposed to be for him
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:07:40 PM EDT
[#35]
Give it someone who will truly appreciate it....like ME! Patty
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:10:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:16:12 PM EDT
[#37]
"Friends don't let friends buy pink AR furniture."
CWO |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:18:01 PM EDT
[#38]
They are supposed to be ugly.
It was a compliment. You should buy her flowers and candy and take her out to dinner. |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:18:36 PM EDT
[#39]
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!" DONT POST SHIT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:19:03 PM EDT
[#40]
That's because she saw an AK and realized what SEXY IS!
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:20:31 PM EDT
[#41]
 My wife says her AR's can only be BLACK...the color they are supposed to be! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:21:08 PM EDT
[#42]
Buy her flowers and chocolate.
Then surprise her with your new 1911. |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:24:53 PM EDT
[#43]
MY GF didn't liek some of the accesories I put on mine. So I told her to buy her own and outfit it how she wants.
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:26:07 PM EDT
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I know you'll miss her...................
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:26:42 PM EDT
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I don't know the effective range of a .50BMG but we're gonna find out if somebody post a picture of that goddamned, freak-assed spider again !!
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:29:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:31:54 PM EDT
[#47]
I prefer a Tony Danza: give her a Donkey Punch and say "who's the boss, bitch?!" |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:48:13 PM EDT
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Isn't it supposed to be ugly? That's the attraction of a UBR.
You have to learn to read between the lines. She is crying out for you to buy a new gun. FAL? HK91? Garand? Get one ASAP. No matter what she may tell you. Size MATTERS! Get a gun she that will keep her satisfied and make her proud. You owe her that much. I think with extensive relationship therapy, some self help books, and a sizable increase in your gun budget, you can make it through this. Good luck
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:49:43 PM EDT
[#49]
You guys are a bunch of asses CAN YOU NOT READ, Humor is fine but call my wife a bitch and boys theres trouble. So freaking what if her opinion of the AR is ugly. Paint it pink and put a couple of scrunchies on it. You probably screwed up a Membership with your rude ass coments I know I sure the hell wouldn't pay after that. Makes me wonder about my own??? More power to you MrsDrFrige, everyone is atleast entitled. |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:59:54 PM EDT
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I AGREE!!!!!!!!!! You must have been Sigmund Freud in your past life.... GENIUS!!! 
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