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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:31:46 PM EDT
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/story-fneuzlbd-1227506743937



ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.  
 
The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.

Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.
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He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.

“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,” Mr Cabrera said.

“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”

Women were too frightened to have sex with him, so he had never had a long-term girlfriend, let alone a wife.
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Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:34:19 PM EDT
theres a joke in there somewhere, but I fear would be hitting below the knees.......

poor guy must all but pass out when all the blood leaves his body....
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:35:19 PM EDT
2/3 of his blood supply must go to his penis when aroused.  Wonder if he gets dizzy.
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Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:36:01 PM EDT
I didn't do any fucking interviews.    
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:37:16 PM EDT
so about an inch shorter than average GD poster than
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:37:30 PM EDT
How did he get to age 52 without becoming a porn star?





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Tomorrow's headlines..

"Officials say that after being laughed out of the disability office, 3 legged man now joins the circus."
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It truly is a blessing and a curse
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:40:13 PM EDT
I'll bet he's really good at giving himself head. He doesn't even need to bend over.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:40:15 PM EDT
tl;dr
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:40:35 PM EDT
Poor guy. Penises that large never get really hard, the best they can do is kind of a firm loufa kind of turgidity.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:41:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By llanero:
Poor guy. Penises that large never get really hard, the best they can do is kind of a firm loufa kind of turgidity.
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It's nothing a wet sponge and car battery can't fix.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:42:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By llanero:
Poor guy. Penises that large never get really hard, the best they can do is kind of a firm loufa kind of turgidity.
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You got a lot of experience with large, erect cocks, eh?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:42:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DangerJ:
I'll bet he's really good at giving himself head. He doesn't even need to bend over.
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Originally Posted By AJE:
He couldn't get a job in porn?
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That's what I was thinking...
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Originally Posted By VBC:
2/3 of his blood supply must go to his penis when aroused.  Wonder if he gets dizzy.
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I would be surprised if he can actually get fully erect
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:44:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By StewartTR:


That's what I was thinking...
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Originally Posted By AJE:
He couldn't get a job in porn?


That's what I was thinking...


lol

Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:46:09 PM EDT
i'd never leave the house, although i would get breast implants, then i'd never leave the house.
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Originally Posted By XMM:


I didn't do any fucking interviews.    
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it's not a tranny story



 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:47:05 PM EDT
Well I've been outed.  You guys can call me bob ok?
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Originally Posted By AJE:
He couldn't get a job in porn?
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Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife.
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Originally Posted By CnA:
Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife.

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Originally Posted By AJE:

He couldn't get a job in porn?




Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife.

don't judge me

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:50:37 PM EDT
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tl;dr
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ha
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:50:48 PM EDT
Mother fucker would bitch if you gave him a $100 bill and it had wrinkles.

Crybaby.
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I'll bet he's really good at giving himself head. He doesn't even need to bend over.





Ever seen a dog with a look of shame on his face as he looks up at you after going to town on himself? Yeah, me either. You'd do it.
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Must take forever to take a piss
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This is why BMI is a useless calculation
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Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife.


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Originally Posted By AJE:


He couldn't get a job in porn?






Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife.






He's already a lowlife. Illegal alien deported from US. Lives in a room at his brother's house. His income is from state assistance and scavenging dumps and selling junk. He's trying to get on disability because of his big penis.


 
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Is that the foot long? "And then some"
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Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife.
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Originally Posted By CnA:
Originally Posted By AJE:
He couldn't get a job in porn?


Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife.



As opposed to freeloading off of family for shelter, and depending on .gov assistance & rummaging through Mexican landfills for necessities to survive?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:55:48 PM EDT
Must have sucked as a teen.   Teacher bends over and you break the top of your desk off.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:56:27 PM EDT
WTF?

You win for weirdo of the month


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Originally Posted By rwilkins01:
i'd never leave the house, although i would get breast implants, then i'd never leave the house.
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Originally Posted By llanero:
Poor guy. Penises that large never get really hard, the best they can do is kind of a firm loufa kind of turgidity.
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and you know this how?

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He couldn't get a job in porn?
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The donkeys have a strong union.
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The definition of catch 22.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:57:13 PM EDT
Shaft reduction.  What world problems would that fall under?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 2:58:28 PM EDT
Lol. In on this shit
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Originally Posted By ReconB4:
I was thinking something funny until I saw that he's demanding government support. He could make a ton in the poem industry.
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Don't you mean the dirty limerick industry?

There once was a man from Nantucket....
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Destroying life...

Hell I'd be destroying guts & wombs in porn!

Disabled my ass!
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Originally Posted By XMM:
I didn't do any fucking interviews.    
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Neither is he from the sound of it...

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I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones.
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Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife.
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Originally Posted By CnA:
Originally Posted By AJE:
He couldn't get a job in porn?


Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife.



He survives on social assistance and scavenges for food and materials on waste dumps.


Yeah, that's it.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 3:01:39 PM EDT
New subway spokesperson?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 3:02:37 PM EDT
No one meantioned he was latin yet?
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New subway spokesperson?
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They would have to come out with an 18" sub.
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Originally Posted By Waldo:


Probably could have found work in Tijuana and at least put that donkey out of a job.
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Or go into business with the donkey for a fucked up eiffel tower.....
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