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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:34:19 PM EDT
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theres a joke in there somewhere, but I fear would be hitting below the knees.......
poor guy must all but pass out when all the blood leaves his body.... |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:35:19 PM EDT
[#2]
2/3 of his blood supply must go to his penis when aroused. Wonder if he gets dizzy.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:35:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:36:01 PM EDT
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I didn't do any fucking interviews.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:37:16 PM EDT
[#5]
so about an inch shorter than average GD poster than
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:37:30 PM EDT
[#6]
How did he get to age 52 without becoming a porn star?
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:37:36 PM EDT
[#7]
He couldn't get a job in porn?
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:37:49 PM EDT
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Tomorrow's headlines..
"Officials say that after being laughed out of the disability office, 3 legged man now joins the circus." |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:38:29 PM EDT
[#9]
It truly is a blessing and a curse
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:40:13 PM EDT
[#10]
I'll bet he's really good at giving himself head. He doesn't even need to bend over.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:40:15 PM EDT
[#11]
tl;dr
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:40:35 PM EDT
[#12]
Poor guy. Penises that large never get really hard, the best they can do is kind of a firm loufa kind of turgidity.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:41:49 PM EDT
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Poor guy. Penises that large never get really hard, the best they can do is kind of a firm loufa kind of turgidity. It's nothing a wet sponge and car battery can't fix. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:42:02 PM EDT
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Poor guy. Penises that large never get really hard, the best they can do is kind of a firm loufa kind of turgidity. You got a lot of experience with large, erect cocks, eh? 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:42:19 PM EDT
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I'll bet he's really good at giving himself head. He doesn't even need to bend over. 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:42:29 PM EDT
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He couldn't get a job in porn? That's what I was thinking... |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:42:49 PM EDT
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2/3 of his blood supply must go to his penis when aroused. Wonder if he gets dizzy. I would be surprised if he can actually get fully erect |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:44:12 PM EDT
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That's what I was thinking... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He couldn't get a job in porn? That's what I was thinking... lol 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:46:09 PM EDT
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i'd never leave the house, although i would get breast implants, then i'd never leave the house.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:46:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't do any fucking interviews. it's not a tranny story |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:47:05 PM EDT
[#21]
Well I've been outed. You guys can call me bob ok?
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:47:33 PM EDT
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He couldn't get a job in porn? Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:49:58 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: He couldn't get a job in porn? Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:50:37 PM EDT
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tl;dr ha |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:50:48 PM EDT
[#25]
Mother fucker would bitch if you gave him a $100 bill and it had wrinkles.
Crybaby. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:51:20 PM EDT
[#26]
Probably could have found work in Tijuana and at least put that donkey out of a job. 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:51:44 PM EDT
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I'll bet he's really good at giving himself head. He doesn't even need to bend over. Ever seen a dog with a look of shame on his face as he looks up at you after going to town on himself? Yeah, me either. You'd do it. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:52:16 PM EDT
[#28]
Must take forever to take a piss
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:53:29 PM EDT
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I was thinking something funny until I saw that he's demanding government support. He could make a ton in the poem industry.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:53:57 PM EDT
[#30]
This is why BMI is a useless calculation
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:54:09 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: He couldn't get a job in porn? Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife. He's already a lowlife. Illegal alien deported from US. Lives in a room at his brother's house. His income is from state assistance and scavenging dumps and selling junk. He's trying to get on disability because of his big penis. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:54:40 PM EDT
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Must take forever to take a piss He's probably the only one that can get away with that urinal joke about the water being cold and deep.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:54:49 PM EDT
[#33]
Is that the foot long? "And then some"
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:55:17 PM EDT
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Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He couldn't get a job in porn? Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife. As opposed to freeloading off of family for shelter, and depending on .gov assistance & rummaging through Mexican landfills for necessities to survive? |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:55:48 PM EDT
[#35]
Must have sucked as a teen. Teacher bends over and you break the top of your desk off.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:56:27 PM EDT
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WTF?
You win for weirdo of the month Quote HistoryQuoted:
i'd never leave the house, although i would get breast implants, then i'd never leave the house. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:56:52 PM EDT
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Poor guy. Penises that large never get really hard, the best they can do is kind of a firm loufa kind of turgidity. and you know this how? 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:57:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He couldn't get a job in porn? The donkeys have a strong union. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:57:05 PM EDT
[#39]
The definition of catch 22.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:57:13 PM EDT
[#40]
Shaft reduction. What world problems would that fall under?
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:58:28 PM EDT
[#41]
Lol. In on this shit
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:59:30 PM EDT
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I was thinking something funny until I saw that he's demanding government support. He could make a ton in the poem industry. Don't you mean the dirty limerick industry? There once was a man from Nantucket.... |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:59:30 PM EDT
[#43]
Destroying life...
Hell I'd be destroying guts & wombs in porn! Disabled my ass! |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:59:50 PM EDT
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I didn't do any fucking interviews. Neither is he from the sound of it... |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:00:18 PM EDT
[#45]
I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:00:49 PM EDT
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Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He couldn't get a job in porn? Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife. He survives on social assistance and scavenges for food and materials on waste dumps. Yeah, that's it. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:01:39 PM EDT
[#47]
New subway spokesperson?
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:02:37 PM EDT
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No one meantioned he was latin yet?
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:03:11 PM EDT
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New subway spokesperson? They would have to come out with an 18" sub. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:03:12 PM EDT
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Probably could have found work in Tijuana and at least put that donkey out of a job. Or go into business with the donkey for a fucked up eiffel tower.....
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