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Posted: 4/29/2011 6:15:35 AM EDT
Call him the Hamburglar for the dairy crowd. An 18-year-old Virginia man was arrested earlier this week after somehow managing to slip past the Walmart greeters and loss-prevention staff with 26 gallons of milk... all while crawling around in a cow suit.

http://consumerist.com/2011/04/man-in-cow-suit-steals-26-gallons-of-milk-from-walmart.html

No video though....

Link Posted: 4/29/2011 6:16:17 AM EDT
A Walmart will fit in a cow suit?
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 6:17:50 AM EDT
this is udderly ridiculous too, although mooving
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 6:18:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 6:18:18 AM EDT
Dupe, but someone is going to get put out to pasture over this.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 6:18:23 AM EDT
26 gallons?!?!
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 6:19:14 AM EDT
I see plenty of cows at Walmart.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 6:29:19 AM EDT

stealing is wrong but that guy is funny as shit. then he gave it away, a robin hood of sorts.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 7:56:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2011 7:57:21 AM EDT by novaDAK]
I just herd about this.


edited to make a cow reference
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 8:25:22 AM EDT
Really? 26 gallons of milk? Thats roughly 208 lbs. That's probably more than the kid weighed, and I have a hard time believing that.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 8:27:55 AM EDT
Someone call the resident furries of this forum to come explain this conundrum.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 8:51:47 AM EDT
Free the "Mooman".
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 8:53:13 AM EDT
How much longer are they going to milk this story?
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 8:53:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2011 8:54:19 AM EDT by Foxxz]

Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Someone call the resident furries of this forum to come explain this conundrum.

Unrelated. It was the Amish trying to dry up the supply of pasturized milk.

-Foxxz
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 8:54:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 9:04:40 AM EDT
Dangit OnlineAllTheTime, I honestly thought I'd be the first one to pull that gag. Groucho would be proud.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 9:12:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Foxxz:

Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Someone call the resident furries of this forum to come explain this conundrum.

Unrelated. It was the Amish trying to dry up the supply of pasturized milk.

-Foxxz


No, this is what happens when Chick-Fil-A employees go bad!
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 9:12:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By QuadBomb:
Dangit OnlineAllTheTime, I honestly thought I'd be the first one to pull that gag. Groucho would be proud.


I was going to leave it alone until I noticed OP's screenname. Had to be done.
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