Man loses penis over pack of cigarettes

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Man loses penis over pack of cigarettes

Posted: 4/12/2002 6:24:03 PM EDT

but he gets it back.

Monday April 08 03:39 PM EDT
Police Dog Severs Suspect's Penis

A suspected robber is recovering Monday after a police dog bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to a Local 6 News report.

Authorities said that three men walked into the At Cost Liquor Store in Pinellas County, Fla., and allegedly stole a pack of cigarettes.

A store worker reportedly chased the men outside and wrote down the license plate number of the suspects' car.

After a brief chase, the men crashed their car and ran.

Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police.

The suspect was rushed to a local hospital where doctors reattached the suspect's penis.

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Ah, ah, like, that's gotta hurt.

Posted: 4/12/2002 6:25:41 PM EDT

[#1]

Was that really "Chopper" from "Stand By Me"? (The Body)

Posted: 4/12/2002 6:37:06 PM EDT

[#2]

RUH RO! Somebody please get the photoshop fired up.

Posted: 4/12/2002 6:40:09 PM EDT

[#3]

Give that dog a bone. He's a hero.

Posted: 4/12/2002 6:43:44 PM EDT

[#4]

What kind of cigarettes? Unfiltered?

Posted: 4/12/2002 6:47:06 PM EDT

[#5]

Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police.

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HEE HEE! Now that is what you call a Scooby Snack!!!!

Posted: 4/12/2002 8:35:37 PM EDT

[#6]

Why did they reattach it? Someone want these guys breeding?

Posted: 4/12/2002 8:50:13 PM EDT

[#7]

What a trade! No Nic-fitz for FRANKENPENIS!

Posted: 4/12/2002 8:55:47 PM EDT

[#8]

Frankenpenis?

LMAO!!!!!

[:D][:D][:D]

Posted: 4/12/2002 9:02:25 PM EDT

[#9]

Sounds like he's been a couple inches off his whole life. This won't help!

Posted: 4/12/2002 9:03:32 PM EDT

[#10]

Frankenpenis - that was one of John Bobbits porno movies after he got "Bobbitized". Maybe the can start a new "secret society" - for Severed Members Only!

Posted: 4/12/2002 9:55:50 PM EDT

[#11]

Man! That's gotta work better than the patch.

coyote3

Posted: 4/12/2002 10:02:58 PM EDT

[#12]

Darwinian evolution at it's finest!

Posted: 4/12/2002 11:22:01 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

HEE HEE! Now that is what you call a Scooby Snack!!!!

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Dammit! You beat me to it!

Posted: 4/13/2002 6:32:25 AM EDT

[#14]

The guy will probably go on to make a fortune in porno!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Man loses penis over pack of cigarettes

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