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Posted: 4/21/2016 11:45:30 PM EDT
Does that seem right to you?
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Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes.
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Originally Posted By SonicRaT:
Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes.
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Looks like it went right over your head, friend.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 11:47:55 PM EDT
Your not in my goram mind you're in my goram ship.
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[Last Edit: 4/21/2016 11:50:12 PM EDT by Zoomies]
FPNI

Also what exactly are we talking about here, OP? Physical strength? Psychological? Pain tolerance? Plumbing?

ETA: Goddammit, haven't watched the show in a while, went right over my head.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 11:48:42 PM EDT
So is this like the opening to a strange porno or something?
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 11:49:48 PM EDT
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
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Originally Posted By Maccrage:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
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What'd he do?
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What'd he do?
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Originally Posted By Maccrage:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

What'd he do?

Who?
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 11:52:01 PM EDT
women don't create children they bare them
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Who?
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Originally Posted By Maccrage:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

What'd he do?

Who?

The midget.
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Originally Posted By Maccrage:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
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I am chuckling at the poor folks who see these quotes, and yet don't understand. How did their brains even learn human speech?
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Originally Posted By SonicRaT:
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Thanks, I can't look at pancakes the same again.
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Originally Posted By 9divdoc:


women don't create children they bare them
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technically they turn food into a baby.



 
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The midget.
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Originally Posted By Maccrage:
Originally Posted By Zoomies:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

What'd he do?

Who?

The midget.


Arson. Little man loooved fire.
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Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:

Looks like it went right over your head, friend.
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Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:
Originally Posted By SonicRaT:
Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes.

Looks like it went right over your head, friend.

Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized...
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Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:


Looks like it went right over your head, friend.
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Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:
Originally Posted By SonicRaT:
Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes.


Looks like it went right over your head, friend.


Didn't watch the series, so I had to paraphrase a quote from something else :(
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 11:55:32 PM EDT

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Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized...
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Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:


Originally Posted By SonicRaT:

Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes.


Looks like it went right over your head, friend.


Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized...




it's not from Serenity



 
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it's not from Serenity
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Originally Posted By stanc:
Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:
Originally Posted By SonicRaT:
Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes.

Looks like it went right over your head, friend.

Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized...

it's not from Serenity

Whatever.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 11:56:47 PM EDT
Fun fact. This entire episode is on Youtube.
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Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized...
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Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:


Originally Posted By SonicRaT:

Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes.


Looks like it went right over your head, friend.


Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized...


Even if someone did it wouldn't help.





Oh and...



Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.





 
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 11:59:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2016 12:01:25 AM EDT by ScooterInVegas]
Men and women complement each other. One bares and raises the young, the other provides and protects the others. Makes sense to me.
Whats wrong with you?









This thread makes my wonder. My must some people look for a problem where there is no problem.



 
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 11:59:27 PM EDT
False.




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Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:


I am chuckling at the poor folks who see these quotes, and yet don't understand. How did their brains even learn human speech?
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Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?


I am chuckling at the poor folks who see these quotes, and yet don't understand. How did their brains even learn human speech?


They're like trained apes, without the training.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:08:45 AM EDT
Didn't we do this exact thing a week or two ago?
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:11:24 AM EDT
And then she reminds you of the troubles and pains of pregnancy OVER AND OVER AND OVER again.
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Even if someone did it wouldn't help.
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Originally Posted By stanc:
Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:
Originally Posted By SonicRaT:
Man's gotta pour the bisquick before she can turn it into pancakes.

Looks like it went right over your head, friend.

Not everybody has every line from Serenity memorized...

Even if someone did it wouldn't help.

Okay, so I got the movie and the series mixed up. So sue me already. Sheesh.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:11:27 AM EDT
Well... Here we are.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:13:33 AM EDT
Woman cannot "create" a child by herself. And that's even before we consider the metaphysical aspects of God's involvement, etc.
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Woman cannot "create" a child by herself. And that's even before we consider the metaphysical aspects of God's involvement, etc.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:21:47 AM EDT
Didn't we do this *exact* thread like two weeks ago? Same title and everything?
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Didn't we do this *exact* thread like two weeks ago? Same title and everything?
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No one expected that...unless of course, they did.
 
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:25:05 AM EDT
Do you want to carry that around for 9 months? Did you want a baby sized shit coming out of your ass...or wherever?

No?

Ok then.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:26:42 AM EDT
Man is far stronger than a plant, yet only foxglove can create digitalin.



Man is far stronger than a dog, but only a bloodhound can sniff out the foe.



So, yes, that seems right to me.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:26:56 AM EDT
Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

I'd eat Dr. Sattler.

ETA: Hot damn, Laura Dern is in Star Wars VIII?  Grooovey.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:27:53 AM EDT
The creator endowed each sex with certain attributes.  They compliment each other nicely.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:41:14 AM EDT
It's a biological contract between the sexes.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:48:01 AM EDT
No, it takes two.... It's like this meme I saw the other day on Faceplant. You may have seen it too.  Went something like this.
Women say having a baby hurts more than getting kicked in the nuts. But after a while the woman says "I think I want another baby." But you never hear a man say " I haven't been kicked in the nuts in a while. I think I'd like to be kicked in the nuts again."
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:50:07 AM EDT
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I swear there was this exact same thread with this exact same title like 3 weeks ago.
 















ETA:    Beaten, ironically.


 



Eta 2:http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1853769_Man_is_stronger_by_far_than_woman___.html
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We're not thieves!  Well, we are thieves...
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:51:58 AM EDT
Hurrrrrrrr,... ur,;.,,......derrrp,.,.;.,,,.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 12:59:11 AM EDT
A women can bleed for nearly a week and not die.
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Not, you know, a lot.
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Originally Posted By MMcCall:
Didn't we do this *exact* thread like two weeks ago? Same title and everything?
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It's almost as if there is some common link there!
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:51:43 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:


I am chuckling at the poor folks who see these quotes, and yet don't understand. How did their brains even learn human speech?
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Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:
Originally Posted By Maccrage:
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?


I am chuckling at the poor folks who see these quotes, and yet don't understand. How did their brains even learn human speech?


I'm guessing they weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling
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