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Posted: 11/20/2008 11:17:51 AM EDT
dupe?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1087437/Man-carefully-planned-chainsaw-death-losing-eviction-battle-developers.html?ITO=1490


a portion.....
He said: 'The carpet was covered by a layer of blood and the ceiling above my head was also splattered with blood.

'I could see an electric chainsaw embedded in the man's neck - the blade was three quarters of the way through his neck.

'The handle of the chainsaw had been tied by white string to a table leg and the trigger had been tied up by sellotape.

'The lead was connected to a timer switch which was plugged into the wall.

'I have never come across an incident quite this graphic.'  
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:19:14 AM EDT
Guy I went to high school with decapitated himself with a bandsaw. I always wondered if he had to get a running start at it or what?
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:20:19 AM EDT
You really have to hate yourself to do something like that. Damn.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:21:31 AM EDT
Now I've seen everything.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:24:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By JCKnife:
Guy I went to high school with decapitated himself with a bandsaw. I always wondered if he had to get a running start at it or what?


what the...

that had to have been one really sharp, REALLY fast moving bandsaw...
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:25:08 AM EDT
There was a guy about a year ago or so who built his own guillotine over the course of a few months out in the woods and the use it on himself.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:25:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Originally Posted By JCKnife:
Guy I went to high school with decapitated himself with a bandsaw. I always wondered if he had to get a running start at it or what?


what the...

that had to have been one really sharp, REALLY fast moving bandsaw...


I'm not sure if he made it all the way through or not. It was certainly the cause of death. My mom is the local police clerk. Otherwise I would have called BS.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:26:55 AM EDT
Maybe he asked the dog to push him into it....
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:26:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Originally Posted By JCKnife:
Guy I went to high school with decapitated himself with a bandsaw. I always wondered if he had to get a running start at it or what?


what the...

that had to have been one really sharp, REALLY fast moving bandsaw...




Uh, aren't most bandsaws really sharp and really fast?
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:28:53 AM EDT
This has been happening quite a bit in the UK these days...

From earlier this year:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1040645/Depressed-Unilever-director-tried-cut-head-chainsaw.html
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:31:19 AM EDT
damn...no pics.  
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:31:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By daisywench:
Maybe he asked the dog to push him into it....


Sounds more like the work of a cat.  
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:32:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VARifleman:
damn...no pics.  


+1
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:35:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mr_camera_man:
Now I've seen everything.


[spotswood]Really?  Have you seen a man eat his own head?[/spotswood]
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:37:47 AM EDT
I wonder if he got the idea from the movie The Happening??  
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:38:55 AM EDT
every time I read about a decapitation my situational awareness is heightened for several days just in case it is the start of the zombie apocalypse.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:39:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Originally Posted By JCKnife:
Guy I went to high school with decapitated himself with a bandsaw. I always wondered if he had to get a running start at it or what?


what the...

that had to have been one really sharp, REALLY fast moving bandsaw...




Uh, aren't most bandsaws really sharp and really fast?


Ever try to use a bandsaw to cut up a piece of meat?  I have.  Its not too bad, but you definitely aren't going to slice through a human neck like a hot knife through butter.  There's all kinds of bones and cartilage and crap to go through.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:39:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
There was a guy about a year ago or so who built his own guillotine over the course of a few months out in the woods and the use it on himself.


Don't forget about this guy.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1042676/Businessman-uses-Aston-Martin-decapitate-horrific-suicide-revenge-ex-wife.html
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:40:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:


Ever try to use a bandsaw to cut up a piece of meat?  .





Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:41:26 AM EDT
A member here works for a Fire Dept in FL.  A while back (at least a year or two) he stated that he was on a suicide scene where a guy cut his head off with a chainsaw.  This could be the same one or it may not be...
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:41:58 AM EDT
This is the kind of shit that happens when you have strict gun control laws. In a "free" country, people would be able to just off themselves cleanly with a .45.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:43:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:


Ever try to use a bandsaw to cut up a piece of meat?  .



http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_516404_imageset_01?$main-Large$



Yes, they're quite nifty.  But my point was that there's still some effort involved.  Especially considering its a human neck (bones and all) and not a side of beef.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:44:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:


Ever try to use a bandsaw to cut up a piece of meat?  .



http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_516404_imageset_01?$main-Large$



Yes, they're quite nifty.  But my point was that there's still some effort involved.  Especially considering its a human neck (bones and all) and not a side of beef.






You can go thru a human neck with a steak knife easily enough. Shouldn't be any problem for a bandsaw.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:46:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Partisan:
Originally Posted By daisywench:
Maybe he asked the dog to push him into it....


Sounds more like the work of a cat.  




Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:46:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Guntoting_Spartan:
dupe?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1087437/Man-carefully-planned-chainsaw-death-losing-eviction-battle-developers.html?ITO=1490


a portion.....
He said: 'The carpet was covered by a layer of blood and the ceiling above my head was also splattered with blood.

'I could see an electric chainsaw embedded in the man's neck - the blade was three quarters of the way through his neck.

'The handle of the chainsaw had been tied by white string to a table leg and the trigger had been tied up by sellotape.

'The lead was connected to a timer switch which was plugged into the wall.

'I have never come across an incident quite this graphic.'  

Mneh. Head not removed. Fail.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:47:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:


Ever try to use a bandsaw to cut up a piece of meat?  .



http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_516404_imageset_01?$main-Large$



Yes, they're quite nifty.  But my point was that there's still some effort involved.  Especially considering its a human neck (bones and all) and not a side of beef.



http://www.careers-scotland.org.uk/upload/ok3-a.jpeg


You can go thru a human neck with a steak knife easily enough. Shouldn't be any problem for a bandsaw.



Man, that pic makes my toes curl...dunno why, just reading about chainsaw decapitation, and then that pic...sheesh.

<––-has no aversion to power tools, just skeeved out.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:47:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:49:57 AM EDT
I dont know if anybody else remembers the three drunks in a German bar about 8 or 10 years ago.

All three would go to the bar , drink themselfs drunk, and have a pissing contest on who is the toughest. They would beat the crap out of each other. Oh. and the bar patrons cheered them on.

On this occasion they started with one guy saying that he was the toughest and he said he could cut his on hand off with a chainsaw.. So he did.

The second said he could top that and cut he cut his own leg off.

The third guy said he was the toughest, started the chainsaw and cut his own head clean off.


Darwin got one out of three in that occasion.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:51:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2008 11:52:49 AM EDT by D_Baum]
Seems to be a lot of this going around lately.

Earlier the guy hung himself, live in some chat room.

I blame Obama!
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:52:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LuvBUSHmaster:
Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:


Ever try to use a bandsaw to cut up a piece of meat?  .



http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_516404_imageset_01?$main-Large$



Yes, they're quite nifty.  But my point was that there's still some effort involved.  Especially considering its a human neck (bones and all) and not a side of beef.



http://www.careers-scotland.org.uk/upload/ok3-a.jpeg


You can go thru a human neck with a steak knife easily enough. Shouldn't be any problem for a bandsaw.



Man, that pic makes my toes curl...dunno why, just reading about chainsaw decapitation, and then that pic...sheesh.

<––-has no aversion to power tools, just skeeved out.


Watch Fast Food Nation.

Guy falling legs first into a grinder
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:52:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AJ-IN-JAX:
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
There was a guy about a year ago or so who built his own guillotine over the course of a few months out in the woods and the use it on himself.


Don't forget about this guy.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1042676/Businessman-uses-Aston-Martin-decapitate-horrific-suicide-revenge-ex-wife.html


Ohhhh from the picture of the wife you can tell she's a mean one. Between the state owning him and making him pay for her 'upkeep' he must have figured it was just easier to off himself and leave her destitute instead of him. THere's Socialism for ya- better to kill yourself off than be a slave to the State and the ex-wife. Beautician hits sucka lottery fail.

Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:53:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:54:24 AM EDT
Well, ban chainsaws damnit!
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 11:57:05 AM EDT
Google images "bandsaw suicide" and you'll see where somebody cut himself in half at the waist on a large bandsaw.  Suicide, but probably not painless.


CJ
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 12:18:51 PM EDT
Many years ago and guy walked into one of the Big Pawn shops in PHX (The Jewelry Box) and asked to look at their tools. He chose a Skill Saw and asked if there was a way to test it to make sure it runs. Well they had a power pole in the middle of the store just for plugging in electric tools to test.

He plugged it in, ran it a couple times, then he pulled back the safety guard and buried the blade in his own neck.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 12:19:24 PM EDT
took a death investigation class in college more of a overview course really. One of the scene was a girl who killed her self with a electric knife. its amazing the shit people will use when they really want to die.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 12:21:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
There was a guy about a year ago or so who built his own guillotine over the course of a few months out in the woods and the use it on himself.



That was right here in Michigan
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 12:22:44 PM EDT
Fuck man. It's just a house.



Nothing to lose your head over.
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 12:25:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/20/2008 2:39:08 PM EDT
It is believed Mr Phyall killed himself two days before his body was found.


Is that pronounced "Fail"?
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