Man covered in ***** crawls out of womens portajohn at yoga festival

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Posted: 6/21/2011 5:39:06 PM EDT

Peeping Tom Spotted Inside Portable Toilet
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A woman told police she saw something moving in the tank under the toilet at the Hanuman Yoga Festival on Friday near Boulder High School.

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A festival security supervisor was called. He told police he tried to detain a man who came out of the portable toilet a few minutes later who was covered in *****, but the man ran away.

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The Peeping Tom is described as a white man, about 20 years old who was very tall, approximately 6 foot 4 inches to 6 foot 8 inches tall, police said. The man had short, dark hair. He was wearing leather bracelets on his wrists, dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes, police said.

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http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/28313316/detail.html

Try not to turn this into a poop thread.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:40:01 PM EDT

[#1]

Poop thread

IBTL

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:41:25 PM EDT

[#2]

I don't blame the security guard. I wouldn't want to try to detain a poopmonster either.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:41:37 PM EDT

[#3]

There was a guy arrested a while back for being in the ground under an outhouse on one of the backpacking trails. Made me shudder.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:42:29 PM EDT

[#4]

Now that is dedication to a goal.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:44:01 PM EDT

[#5]

The yoga pants made him do it

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:44:44 PM EDT

[#6]

I'm a big fan of the poon, but GAWDDAMN!

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:45:07 PM EDT

[#7]

Oh Boulder.....

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:45:18 PM EDT

[#8]

how the fuck do you fit in there being that tall...btw what cop would really want to tackle and arrest him covered in feces?

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:47:01 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Now that is dedication to a goal.

Yeah, question is what goal did he have? Not much to peep at when your dodging turds. Fuckin yuck.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:48:27 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:50:17 PM EDT

[#11]

EXACT same thing happened in a national park in Virginia a decade ago. Lady was in the portalette and head a guy cough below. They pulled out a guy in a raincoat. Arrested.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:50:29 PM EDT

[#12]

A festival security supervisor was called. He told police he tried to detain a man

Yeah I bet he didn't try very hard.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:50:39 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I don't blame the security guard. I wouldn't want to try to detain a poopmonster either.

No shit

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:51:11 PM EDT

[#14]

That is one sick horny mofo!

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:51:43 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I don't blame the security guard. I wouldn't want to try to detain a poopmonster either.

No shit

This is where a net launcher would be a really nice tool to have.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:52:08 PM EDT

[#16]

Hey, everyone needs a hobby.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:53:22 PM EDT

[#17]

TSA training?

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:53:36 PM EDT

[#18]

what chick wouldn't notice a dude under the toilet seat?

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:54:35 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:55:24 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Now that is dedication to a goal.

vmax84

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:55:34 PM EDT

[#21]

Wonder if he was taking pictures?

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:56:03 PM EDT

[#22]

Serious question: how are law enforcement officers expected to arrest a perp like this considering the significant biohazard?

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:56:39 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Now that is dedication to a goal.

Yeah, question is what goal did he have? Not much to peep at when your dodging turds. Fuckin yuck.

I'm not sure he was dodging. Getting covered in turd may have been his goal. There are some strange fetishes out there.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:56:56 PM EDT

[#24]

If they tased him would it smell like burning shit?

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:57:28 PM EDT

[#25]

Bean bag the fucker and corral him near a fire hydrant. Have FD standing by for full hose treatment.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:57:58 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Hey, everyone needs a hobby.

Maybe he was divorced and missed someone crapping on him.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:58:36 PM EDT

[#27]

This reminds me of an X Files.

Posted: 6/21/2011 5:59:16 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
This reminds me of an X Files.

The camo mossman?

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:00:12 PM EDT

[#29]

1000 girls, 1 porta-potty?

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:00:17 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Serious question: how are law enforcement officers expected to arrest a perp like this considering the significant biohazard?

I guess they know where to stake out.

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:00:18 PM EDT

[#31]

We don't go to Ravenholm Boulder.

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:01:06 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

This reminds me of an X Files.

The camo mossman?

The one about the human sized fluke worm that lived in the sewage system.

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:02:58 PM EDT

[#33]

That description of the suspect left out one important detail:

"He smelled bad."

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:04:41 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Serious question: how are law enforcement officers expected to arrest a perp like this considering the significant biohazard?

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:07:02 PM EDT

[#35]

Was his last name hanky?

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Posted: 6/21/2011 6:07:45 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Peeping Tom Spotted Inside Portable Toilet
...

A woman told police she saw something moving in the tank under the toilet at the Hanuman Yoga Festival on Friday near Boulder High School.

...

A festival security supervisor was called. He told police he tried to detain a man who came out of the portable toilet a few minutes later who was covered in *****, but the man ran away.

...

The Peeping Tom is described as a white man, about 20 years old who was very tall, approximately 6 foot 4 inches to 6 foot 8 inches tall, police said. The man had short, darkbrown hair. He was wearingbrown leather bracelets on his wrists, dark graybrown sweatpants and nobrown shirt orbrown shoes, police said.

...

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/28313316/detail.html

Try not to turn this into a poop thread.

FIFY

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:09:52 PM EDT

[#37]

You just can't make this shit up.

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:12:23 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Now that is dedication to a goal.

Yeah, question is what goal did he have? Not much to peep at when your dodging turds. Fuckin yuck.

Maybe his goal wasn't to dodge them?

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:12:40 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
TSA training?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:12:48 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Now that is dedication to a goal.

Yeah, question is what goal did he have? Not much to peep at when your dodging turds. Fuckin yuck.

Maybe his goal wasn't to dodge them?

Was he German?

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:13:49 PM EDT

[#41]

Somebody needs to shoot that shit ghoul.

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:14:22 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Serious question: how are law enforcement officers expected to arrest a perp like this considering the significant biohazard?

Easy, tase or stick treatment until he gets on the ground and order him to stay there while you call for another officer who has a Tyvek suit.

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:15:34 PM EDT

[#43]

I would think you would describe him with just one word.....

blue.

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:29:02 PM EDT

[#44]

That's just wrong on more levels than I even want to count.

CJ

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:31:11 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
I would think you would describe him with just one word.....

blue.

Found a mug shot of him....

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:39:47 PM EDT

[#46]

How the hell did they know the original color of his sweat pants?

Posted: 6/21/2011 6:47:26 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
EXACT same thing happened in a national park in Virginia a decade ago. Lady was in the portalette and head a guy cough below. They pulled out a guy in a raincoat. Arrested.

Yeah, that'll do the trick...