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Posted: 1/13/2013 6:38:32 PM EDT
A Rockford man who admitted to masturbating during a Riverside high school swim meet Saturday was taken into police custody after telling officers he received brainwave messages from Justin Bieber telling him to go to the school.

WGN


Riverside Police Chief Thomas Weitzel says in the statement, “His intent was clear.  Not only did he intend to enter the high school to locate a young male to victimize but if he was unsuccessful, he was prepared to walk half a block north to the Brookfield Zoo and look for an additional young boy to victimize.”

Link Posted: 1/13/2013 7:44:55 PM EDT
[#1]
Hope he goes to prison and rots...
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 7:46:24 PM EDT
[#2]
That Bieber is a wily one.
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 7:53:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Take him out back and put a bullet in him.  He's broke.
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 7:54:15 PM EDT
[#4]
We should execute Bieber to stop this.
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 7:56:56 PM EDT
[#5]
Ban him!! (JB)
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 7:57:56 PM EDT
[#6]
Normally I think people like that are obviously insane, but in this case he might be telling the truth. That seems like something Bieber would say.

Link Posted: 1/13/2013 7:58:08 PM EDT
[#7]
Disgusting, yet somehow I guess he interpreted that "Beauty and a Beat" song differently...

Now let's ban Bieber music. Same principle as banning firearms, right?
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 7:59:51 PM EDT
[#8]
Fuck Justin Bieber for sending out brain waves!
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 8:05:25 PM EDT
[#9]
Beiber brain activity must be stopped! Think of the children!

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Link Posted: 1/13/2013 8:06:09 PM EDT
[#10]
  Noooooo not the beaver....
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 8:10:25 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


Take him out back and put a bullet in him.  He's broke.






 
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 10:08:19 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Normally I think people like that are obviously insane, but in this case he might be telling the truth. That seems like something Bieber would say.


I doubt it, like him or not he pulls top shelf ass...
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 10:39:29 PM EDT
[#13]
Man, I'm getting me some more Faraday Suits.  








 
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 10:57:44 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Fuck Justin Bieber for sending out brain waves!

This thread makes me feel so old. I'm still getting my evil brainwaves from Jodie Foster.
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 11:11:57 PM EDT
[#15]
Sounds like an evil "assualt Bieber" ban is in order.
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 11:26:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Backwards masking in Justin Bieber records.



This could be worse than Motlet Crüe turning kids in Satan worshipers!
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 11:52:08 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
That Bieber is a wily one.


Fuckin' Biebs.
Link Posted: 1/13/2013 11:59:35 PM EDT
[#18]
why would a 32 year old lesbian tell him to do this?.
Link Posted: 1/14/2013 1:28:12 AM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


A Rockford man who admitted to masturbating during a Riverside high school swim meet Saturday was taken into police custody after telling officers he received brainwave messages from Justin Bieber telling him to go to the school.



WGN





Riverside Police Chief Thomas Weitzel says in the statement, "His intent was clear.  Not only did he intend to enter the high school to locate a young male to victimize but if he was unsuccessful, he was prepared to walk half a block north to the Brookfield Zoo and look for an additional young boy to victimize.”





I didn't believe a word of it... until I saw he was blaming Justin Bieber. I now completely believe this could be true.



 
Link Posted: 1/14/2013 1:39:45 AM EDT
[#20]




Quoted:

A Rockford man who admitted to masturbating during a Riverside high school swim meet Saturday was taken into police custody after telling officers he received brainwave messages from Justin Bieber telling him to go to the school.



WGN





Riverside Police Chief Thomas Weitzel says in the statement, "His intent was clear. Not only did he intend to enter the high school to locate a young male to victimize but if he was unsuccessful, he was prepared to walk half a block north to the Brookfield Zoo and look for an additional young boy to victimize.”











Link Posted: 1/14/2013 4:37:38 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
but if he was unsuccessful, he was prepared to walk half a block north to the Brookfield Zoo and look for

Oh thank God for this next part:
an additional young boy to victimize.”


As my eyes scanned over that line, I was horrified (and curiously aroused) to think that he might be going there to molest a lion.
Link Posted: 1/14/2013 4:40:48 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
why would a 32 year old lesbian tell him to do this?.

There is a remarkable resemblance between Bieber and Ellen DeGeneres, isn't there?
Link Posted: 1/14/2013 4:47:12 AM EDT
[#23]
What is Bieber's screen name here?  Maybe he would care to comment?
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