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Posted: 4/30/2011 4:16:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2011 4:17:07 PM EDT by BR870]

Man charged in bizarre EXPLODING VIBRATOR plot


Gunpowder-stuffed mock cock labelled 'Merry Xmas bitch'

A Minnesota man has been cuffed on charges of "creating an explosive device and making terroristic threats" after allegedly rigging the worst Xmas present ever for an ex-girlfriend – an exploding vibrator.

According to the Criminal Complaint (PDF), Terry Allen Lester, 37, (pictured) was reported to police by two women with whom he'd been sharing a Waseca apartment. He told the pair he'd "made some modifications" to a vibrator and intended to give it to one of three women "because his relationship with those females had ended badly".













BEST. TERRORIST. EVAR.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:25:31 PM EDT
LOLWUT
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:29:18 PM EDT
That would have been an explosive orgasm.......
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:29:54 PM EDT
I think I remember hearing about this...
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:30:29 PM EDT
Some kind of buzz bomb?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:31:30 PM EDT
A snuke in the sniz?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:32:08 PM EDT
The stench!

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Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:34:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sandit:
Some kind of buzz bomb?

nah id just say its a buzz kill.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:37:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sandit:
Some kind of buzz bomb?


I chuckled.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:38:05 PM EDT
It would have been mind blowing,
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:40:41 PM EDT
Do that dude has a mullet????
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:41:15 PM EDT
Redefining the 'dirty bomb'
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:42:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:
Do that dude has a mullet????

Looking at the guy, I can't imagine why the relationship "ended badly"


Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:45:10 PM EDT
Good thing they picked him up before he found those razor blades she put in his fleshlight.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:50:12 PM EDT
Ho Ho Ho, Ho
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:50:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DDiggler:
A snuke in the sniz?


Link Posted: 4/30/2011 4:54:12 PM EDT
She would have squirted all over.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 5:36:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bennnn:
Good thing they picked him up before he found those razor blades she put in his fleshlight.

Not cool man... Exploding vibrator is funny. But razor blades in a fleshlight? Not cool...
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