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Posted: 10/4/2004 2:14:09 PM EST
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters



BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc



Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:15:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 2:16:21 PM EST by DigDug]
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:16:20 PM EST
ummm yeah...he decapitates chickens naked?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:16:34 PM EST
Ouch!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:17:11 PM EST
Bull shit.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:17:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lee0302:
Bull shit.




Exactly what i was thinking.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:18:27 PM EST
Holy crap! He's a sit'n'pee now.


When I saw the title of this thread I thought, "...of course this is posted here..."

Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:19:08 PM EST
id love to see a video of that on a blooper reel

blurred of course
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:19:37 PM EST
Umm... how do you mistake your penis for a chicken neck? Did he have the chicken's head up his ass and his dog was "licking him off"?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:20:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:

Originally Posted By Lee0302:
Bull shit.




Exactly what i was thinking.



+3... I hope...
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:31:17 PM EST
Mistakenly......cuts of......penis...... um. ok.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:34:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
ummm yeah...he decapitates chickens naked?



SHEESH!
How do YOU do it?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:44:02 PM EST
WTF
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:45:29 PM EST
Maybe he was decapitating chickens in the bathtub? Maybe he is paralyzed from the waist down?
Maybe....

Cheers
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:45:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:47:11 PM EST
No big deal, Romanians do that all the time
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:49:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
ummm yeah...he decapitates chickens naked?



What do you expect from a Romanian?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:49:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lee0302:
Bull shit.



My thought also, but something this fucked up may be true.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:51:10 PM EST
Hmm........he must have been "choking that chicken" at the time........huh?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 2:56:25 PM EST
First, how the hell do you mistake your dick for a chicken neck?

Second, why the hell was his dick OUT when he was cutting chicken necks?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:01:35 PM EST
Obviously he was choking his chicken and got confused. I wonder what the chicken had to say.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:04:53 PM EST
kinda like the homo who goes to the emergency room to have a beer bottle removed from his ass......"ummm, you see I was walking around my house naked and went to sit down on my coffee table where I had placed a beer bottle not too long ago....and well you see,........"


Ok, we all buy that one


Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:10:25 PM EST
I guess he can't choke the chicken anymore
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:10:44 PM EST
it's probably the same guy that assembles the wasr-10s...
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:12:43 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:13:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lee0302:
Bull shit.



+1
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:13:17 PM EST
No way
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:16:14 PM EST
Well romanians don't know their dick from a chicken neck, says something about size don't it?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:20:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
First, how the hell do you mistake your dick for a chicken neck?

Second, why the hell was his dick OUT when he was cutting chicken necks?



MY THOUGHTS EXCATKTLY ! WTF
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:21:36 PM EST
I bet his penis was forced into the dog's mouth and then it was eaten.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:29:43 PM EST
Maybe the chicken did it and he's refusing to talk.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:33:41 PM EST
I've heard of choking the chicken ................ But this is just too much
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 3:37:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 5:59:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:11:00 PM EST
GHOD! I hate it when that happens!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:12:40 PM EST




... no wait!

Link Posted: 10/4/2004 6:36:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By natedogg42:
it's probably the same guy that assembles the wasr-10s...




Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:01:11 PM EST
Butchered a lot of chickens w/ my Grandmother. She would go in the pen and grab the chickens ( roosters were the worst to catch), pull them up between her legs from behind and slit their throats w/ a sharp butchers knife. Then throw them over the fence to me and my brothers to catch and put in the barrel. We would do 15 to 20 at a time.
I can see this happening w/ an old man used to "Doing Chickens" this way and no real feeling in his "Member".
ie. Late at night, Old Man, Run out and grab the chicken, Thought he had the chicken but really had his "Member".
Dayuuuum, Ouch, Thats gotta hutta hut.
Course my Grandmouther never had to worry about that knida mistake!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:07:09 PM EST
only here will you find a post about cutting your dick off and havinga dog eat it....
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:08:26 PM EST
Well lets see, cut myself eating pineapple once, actually cut myself w/butter knife, stabbed myself w/a nail. Cut my finger on glass, tin, sheet metal , wood , PAPER. Never had my soldier out when doing any of that. Wow...just ...wow.....{shaking head the entire post.}
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:09:12 PM EST
WTF?!@@@?@#?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:14:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lee0302:
Bull Chicken shit.

Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:14:57 PM EST
Nope...not true. I don't care if you are blind, retarded, gay, Romanian, old, you just don't mistakinly cut off your weiner. There are just things to men that are so important, nerotransmitters are sent to stop it before it actually happens.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:22:58 PM EST
Right. So the guy runs outside in his underwear to kill a chicken, and mistaking thinks the chicken's neck is poking out of his underwear?

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshiiiiiii­iiiiiiiit.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 7:25:15 PM EST
Funny until it happens to you.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:21:27 AM EST
Hotdog anyone?
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:36:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Funny until it happens to you.



Link Posted: 10/8/2004 7:46:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Funny until it happens to you.



It's all fun and games until somebody loses a dick.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 8:00:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/8/2004 8:01:30 AM EST by GabbasaurusRex]
1. Decapitating chickens naked? Only in Romania, I guess.

2. How can you confuse the two? Is he farsighted? Even if he was, I'd think he knew damn well what his own wanker looked like.

3. I can understand cutting it off by mistake (?!), but having the dog rush up and eat it immediately? I've seen my dog eat a hot dog, and you need to cut that ship up or she'll choke.

I call bullshit.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 8:05:56 AM EST
Imagine a tom & jerry type cartoon situation... the chicken jumps in his pants... paints a face on his dick head... the guy reaches in a pulls out his penis and WHACK "OOOUUUUUWWWW!!!!!!" and flies up in the air.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 8:09:23 AM EST
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