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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:15:37 PM EDT
[#1]
Holy Mother of God!!!!! Why was his "Chicken neck" sticking out in the first place?
Edit: Morning "Chicken neck"? |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:16:20 PM EDT
[#2]
ummm yeah...he decapitates chickens naked?
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:16:34 PM EDT
[#3]
 Ouch!
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:17:11 PM EDT
[#4]
Bull shit.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:17:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Exactly what i was thinking. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:18:27 PM EDT
[#6]
Holy crap! He's a sit'n'pee now.
When I saw the title of this thread I thought, "...of course this is posted here..."  |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:19:08 PM EDT
[#7]
id love to see a video of that on a blooper reel
blurred of course 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:19:37 PM EDT
[#8]
Umm... how do you mistake your penis for a chicken neck? Did he have the chicken's head up his ass and his dog was "licking him off"?
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:20:19 PM EDT
[#9]
+3... I hope...
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:31:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Mistakenly......cuts of......penis...... um. ok.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:34:01 PM EDT
[#11]
SHEESH! How do YOU do it? |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:44:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:45:29 PM EDT
[#13]
Maybe he was decapitating chickens in the bathtub? Maybe he is paralyzed from the waist down?
Maybe.... Cheers |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:45:59 PM EDT
[#14]
was lorena in romania over the weekend?
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:47:11 PM EDT
[#15]
No big deal, Romanians do that all the time
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:49:27 PM EDT
[#16]
What do you expect from a Romanian?
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:49:45 PM EDT
[#17]
My thought also, but something this fucked up may be true. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:51:10 PM EDT
[#18]
Hmm........he must have been "choking that chicken" at the time........huh?
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Posted: 10/4/2004 3:56:25 PM EDT
[#19]
First, how the hell do you mistake your dick for a chicken neck?
Second, why the hell was his dick OUT when he was cutting chicken necks? |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:01:35 PM EDT
[#20]
Obviously he was choking his chicken and got confused. I wonder what the chicken had to say.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:04:53 PM EDT
[#21]
kinda like the homo who goes to the emergency room to have a beer bottle removed from his ass......"ummm, you see I was walking around my house naked and went to sit down on my coffee table where I had placed a beer bottle not too long ago....and well you see,........"
Ok, we all buy that one |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:10:25 PM EDT
[#22]
I guess he can't choke the chicken anymore
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:12:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:13:14 PM EDT
[#25]
+1 |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:13:17 PM EDT
[#26]
No way
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:16:14 PM EDT
[#27]
Well romanians don't know their dick from a chicken neck, says something about size don't it?
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:20:58 PM EDT
[#28]
MY THOUGHTS EXCATKTLY ! WTF
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:21:36 PM EDT
[#29]
I bet his penis was forced into the dog's mouth and then it was eaten.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:29:43 PM EDT
[#30]
Maybe the chicken did it and he's refusing to talk.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:33:41 PM EDT
[#31]
I've heard of choking the chicken ................ But this is just too much
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Posted: 10/4/2004 4:37:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 6:59:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:11:00 PM EDT
[#34]
GHOD! I hate it when that happens!
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:12:40 PM EDT
[#35]
... no wait! 
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Posted: 10/4/2004 7:36:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:01:11 PM EDT
[#37]
Butchered a lot of chickens w/ my Grandmother. She would go in the pen and grab the chickens ( roosters were the worst to catch), pull them up between her legs from behind and slit their throats w/ a sharp butchers knife. Then throw them over the fence to me and my brothers to catch and put in the barrel. We would do 15 to 20 at a time.
I can see this happening w/ an old man used to "Doing Chickens" this way and no real feeling in his "Member". ie. Late at night, Old Man, Run out and grab the chicken, Thought he had the chicken but really had his "Member". Dayuuuum, Ouch, Thats gotta hutta hut. Course my Grandmouther never had to worry about that knida mistake!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:07:09 PM EDT
[#38]
only here will you find a post about cutting your dick off and havinga dog eat it....
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:08:26 PM EDT
[#39]
Well lets see, cut myself eating pineapple once, actually cut myself w/butter knife, stabbed myself w/a nail. Cut my finger on glass, tin, sheet metal , wood , PAPER. Never had my soldier out when doing any of that. Wow...just ...wow.....{shaking head the entire post.}
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:09:12 PM EDT
[#40]
WTF?!@@@?@#?
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:14:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:14:57 PM EDT
[#42]
Nope...not true. I don't care if you are blind, retarded, gay, Romanian, old, you just don't mistakinly cut off your weiner. There are just things to men that are so important, nerotransmitters are sent to stop it before it actually happens.
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:22:58 PM EDT
[#43]
Right. So the guy runs outside in his underwear to kill a chicken, and mistaking thinks the chicken's neck is poking out of his underwear?
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. |
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Posted: 10/4/2004 8:25:15 PM EDT
[#44]
Funny until it happens to you.
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Posted: 10/8/2004 7:21:27 AM EDT
[#45]
Hotdog anyone?
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Posted: 10/8/2004 7:36:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/8/2004 8:46:58 AM EDT
[#47]
It's all fun and games until somebody loses a dick. 
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Posted: 10/8/2004 9:00:30 AM EDT
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1. Decapitating chickens naked? Only in Romania, I guess.
2. How can you confuse the two? Is he farsighted? Even if he was, I'd think he knew damn well what his own wanker looked like. 3. I can understand cutting it off by mistake (?!), but having the dog rush up and eat it immediately? I've seen my dog eat a hot dog, and you need to cut that ship up or she'll choke. I call bullshit. |
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Posted: 10/8/2004 9:05:56 AM EDT
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Imagine a tom & jerry type cartoon situation... the chicken jumps in his pants... paints a face on his dick head... the guy reaches in a pulls out his penis and WHACK "OOOUUUUUWWWW!!!!!!" and flies up in the air.
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Posted: 10/8/2004 9:09:23 AM EDT
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