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Posted: 11/4/2009 6:15:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:19:00 AM EDT
[#1]
Well..  not quite the way I courted my wife..
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:20:35 AM EDT
[#2]
Guy shows lack of commitment.





Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:20:58 AM EDT
[#3]
Hey, getting off the Friends ladder is a cast iron bitch.

He forgot the chloroform.  They always forget the chloroform.  
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:22:47 AM EDT
[#4]
That guy has got game.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:37:20 AM EDT
[#5]


Idiot....

Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:39:11 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Idiot....



I gotta have it!
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:47:28 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Guy shows lack of commitment.


Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:54:48 AM EDT
[#8]
Too much Japanese porn.


If he would have just watched American porn, he'd know that pools, hot tubs, boats, being a cable repair man or going to one-on-one teaching sessions are a much better way to meet women.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:58:55 AM EDT
[#9]
I would just like any attractive ladies to know that if they wanted to do this to me, I promise I would not call the cops.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:59:53 AM EDT
[#10]
Well it is, afterall, Palm Bay.


Link Posted: 11/4/2009 7:00:52 AM EDT
[#11]
Obvious mental issues from the 16 year statement

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Link Posted: 11/4/2009 7:02:12 AM EDT
[#12]
Keep the long time friend, get a rental, do some fantasy sex.


Link Posted: 11/4/2009 7:05:13 AM EDT
[#13]
well that's one way to get past the "Friend" label.

I would like to see pictures of these two for some reason.


it's crazy he cotton lined the cuffs and had a posing board all made up.  with restraints!

Link Posted: 11/4/2009 7:09:54 AM EDT
[#14]
http://www.floridatoday.com/article/20091104/BREAKINGNEWS/311040003&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL

Wonder what his handle is....
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 7:12:21 AM EDT
[#15]
Not a very elaborate nor imaginative plan. I mean the best he could come up with after months of planning was to handcuff her and try and take nude photos?

Why not simply ask her on a date, I mean it states they had been friends for a long time.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 7:21:02 AM EDT
[#16]
Go watch the Bob Dylan video on U-tube for the song "Beyond Here Lies Nothing - film version" (Sorry, I am not comp literate enough to link) This story reminded me of it
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 7:23:09 AM EDT
[#17]
Is that John Gruden?





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