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Posted: 7/19/2010 11:41:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/19/2010 11:41:21 PM EDT by marksman121]

Man Caught Smuggling 18 Monkeys In A Girdle
Two Endangered Titi Monkeys Found Dead On Man

MEXICO CITY ––-A man with a mysterious bulge under his T-shirt was stopped, searched and detained at Mexico City's international airport after authorities found 18 tiny endangered monkeys in a girdle he was wearing.

The Public Safety Department said in a statement Monday that 38-year-old Roberto Cabrera arrived on a commercial flight Friday from Lima, Peru, when authorities noticed the bulge and conducted a body search.

The department says Cabrera was carrying the 6-inch (15-centimeter) titi monkeys in pouches attached to the girdle. Two of the monkeys were dead.

Cabrera was arrested on charges of trafficking an endangered species.

Cabrera told authorities he was carrying the monkeys in a suitcase but decided to put them in his girdle "so the X-rays wouldn't hurt them."




I feel bad for the monkeys being trapped in the guy's girdle.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 11:50:21 PM EDT
Six inch monkeys!?! Think of the possibilities to train one of those lil bastards! No more lost items behind the counter or under the seat of vehicles. How fun would it be to have a pocket monkey to play with when you are bored at work! I want one!
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 11:52:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SurvivingAZ:
Six inch monkeys!?! Think of the possibilities to train one of those lil bastards! No more lost items behind the counter or under the seat of vehicles. How fun would it be to have a pocket monkey to play with when you are bored at work! I want one!


They do look cool. Like little bears mixed with raccoons.


Link Posted: 7/19/2010 11:53:25 PM EDT
he should be spanked
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 11:55:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SurvivingAZ:
Six inch monkeys!?! Think of the possibilities to train one of those lil bastards! No more lost items behind the counter or under the seat of vehicles. How fun would it be to have a pocket monkey to play with when you are bored at work! I want one!

I'll just go ahead and guess most workplaces have rules against playing with the 6" pocket monkey on the companies dime.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 11:56:24 PM EDT
gotta love dem titty monkeys.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 12:44:51 AM EDT
6 inch zombie monkeys in the works!
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 12:59:39 AM EDT
these things happen
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 1:25:24 AM EDT
The hugely successful Trunk Monkey has been miniaturized into The Pocket Monkey®.  




Link Posted: 7/20/2010 1:34:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By smokiexd45:
gotta love dem titty monkeys.


That was the first thing I thought.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 2:14:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Dumpster_Baby:
The hugely successful Trunk Monkey has been miniaturized into The Pocket Monkey®.  



My first thought.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 2:17:05 AM EDT




Originally Posted By Dumpster_Baby:

The hugely successful Trunk Monkey has been miniaturized into The Pocket Monkey®.







I hear if you purchase (2) Fleshlights you get a Pocket Monkey for free.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 2:32:43 AM EDT
Monkeys in a Girdle: great band name.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 3:11:06 AM EDT



Originally Posted By DDiggler:


Monkeys in a Girdle: great band name.


Pocket Monkeys: great band name.



 
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 3:18:27 AM EDT
Damn dirty apes.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 3:52:32 AM EDT


Pocket Monkeys: Like a gerbil with a handle





Link Posted: 7/20/2010 4:18:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/20/2010 4:19:32 AM EDT by Popov]
Lift up your girdle and show me your titis!

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Link Posted: 7/20/2010 4:20:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SurvivingAZ:
Six inch monkeys!?! Think of the possibilities to train one of those lil bastards! No more lost items behind the counter or under the seat of vehicles. How fun would it be to have a pocket monkey to play with when you are bored at work! I want one!


I'm still laughing at this one.. It would be sweet to have one.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 8:49:00 AM EDT
That's a lot of monkey.  For those long lonely nights at sea?
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 8:53:30 AM EDT
whew thank god it wasnt 12 monkeys..
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 8:57:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By OiRogers:
Originally Posted By SurvivingAZ:
Six inch monkeys!?! Think of the possibilities to train one of those lil bastards! No more lost items behind the counter or under the seat of vehicles. How fun would it be to have a pocket monkey to play with when you are bored at work! I want one!

I'll just go ahead and guess most workplaces have rules against playing with the 6" pocket monkey on the companies dime.


That is generally frowned upon.....that also depends on what company you work for.....
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