I guess the "Gaylord Faulkers" are few and far between here huh?
Here's a few:
I was orienting a new grad RN to the unit, and showed her where the sternostomy tray was kept. "You'll probally never see that used here".......less than ten minutes later, the surgeon was screaming for the tray, and the new grad got a front row seat for a chest cracking. She never came back.
I
LOVE to push Adenosine with orientees. "Watch the monitor for me will ya? Let me know if anything squirely happens....."
At least once a week I have a patient cut a phone call short when I walk into a room..."I gotta go, the Doctors here to see me...." I really need to talk to the payroll people.....they owe me some coin!
I totally dig my job.
EPOCH, get in on as much as you can during clinicals in school. There are SOOOO many areas to choose from. I did my community health rotation at the Budweiser brewery. Free beer and an education.