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Posted: 4/18/2006 7:01:54 PM EST
My daughters name will be Violet and my wife and i annot find a flaw in this name. I cannot easily make a mockery of it or rhyme it with some disgusting word. Can anyone find a way to turn this name on its head and make me not like it? Two nicknames i have for her are already are : Ultraviolet and Violent Violet
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:02:52 PM EST
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

Maybe other kids will say she is sad?
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:03:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/18/2006 7:03:58 PM EST by Boomholzer]
Visexual
Viagra
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:03:47 PM EST
I like it
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:04:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/18/2006 7:04:54 PM EST by fight4yourrights]
Violent


Die Vi!


Princess Vi


Flower child
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:04:54 PM EST
I cannot wait to train her to kick the shit out of boys. Shooting and martial arts for this little girl.
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:06:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/18/2006 7:07:45 PM EST by staraero]
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Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:09:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/18/2006 7:10:01 PM EST by DK-Prof]
Doesn't Violet kinda rhyme with Toilet?

Seems like great potential for grade school teasing right there?



(I actually think it's a really cool name, btw)
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:10:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/18/2006 7:11:12 PM EST by ironoxbows]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Doesn't Violet kinda rhyme with Toilet?
Seems like great potential for grade school teasing right there?



(I actually think it's a really cool name, btw)



Maybe that requires a Danish accent????
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:13:02 PM EST
roses are red.....
violets are blue....
insert ghey, mean, or other comment here
....and so are you
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:13:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By ironoxbows:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Doesn't Violet kinda rhyme with Toilet?
Seems like great potential for grade school teasing right there?



(I actually think it's a really cool name, btw)



Maybe that requires a Danish accent????



If you do it with the Muppet Show's Swedish Chef, it REALLY works!!

Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:13:45 PM EST
I knew a girl named Violet. She was a liberal and only bathed about once a week. She was also terrified of everything. I don't know how that is relevent though.
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:14:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Big_Louie:
... only bathed about once a week. ...




What are you trying to say, exactly?







Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:16:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Big_Louie:
I knew a girl named Violet. She was a liberal and only bathed about once a week. She was also terrified of everything. I don't know how that is relevent though.


Nah, probably just bad genetics or too much acid on her parents' part.
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:18:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Big_Louie:
... only bathed about once a week. ...




What are you trying to say, exactly?










Now, I know you Euro types have a looser definition of hygeine, but in America, it is customary to bathe daily.
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:35:20 PM EST
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Your Dads Not Home
Why Don't We Screw



Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:46:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Big_Louie:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Big_Louie:
... only bathed about once a week. ...




What are you trying to say, exactly?










Now, I know you Euro types have a looser definition of hygeine, but in America, it is customary to bathe daily.




"Bathe"

That's that thing we do at Christmas, every year, right? With the water and soap and all?

Link Posted: 4/18/2006 7:55:35 PM EST
All said and done, it's what you get, when viol shits what viol et.

Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Link Posted: 4/18/2006 8:11:00 PM EST
ewwwww what's that smell? Vi-O-let a FART!
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